I'd like to meet:
*FAQ*
Is this the real Baily Beard?
Yes, this MySpace is currently managed by the real Baily Beard and a few members of her entourage.
I heard you on the radio, but you don't look at all like what I expected, are you really Baily from the radio?
Yes, I assure you it is me, you'd be surprised how often I get that question. I have heard that I should be tall with really big hair, and I've heard that I should be a "rocker chick" with really short hair and lots of piercings and tattoos, as you can see, both are false assumptions. I used to get so tired of people asking me that I would simply reply, "No, I'm the pretty girl they hired to say I was her".
What was it like the first time you did stand-up comedy?
Nervewracking. I was in an unfamiliar town with literally one person I knew, and I had never tried any of my jokes out in front of other people before. It's a moment of truth, you're either funny or you're not.
So, were you funny?
I didn't do bad for my first time in front of an audience. But as a comedian, the moment you think you're funny, that's when it all goes downhill
I heard you were dating Bret McKenzie from "Flight of the Conchords". Are you guys getting married anytime soon?
What you heard or read on Wikipedia is false. I am not, nor have I ever dated Bret McKenzie. He is from New Zealand, I am from Texas, our paths have never even crossed, although I would not be opposed to meeting him, and Jemaine because they are both attractive and more importantly they are comedic geniuses and they make me laugh. Thank you for the flattery though.
I sent you a bunch of messages asking for your number and wanting to know what was up and if we could hang out...you never responded. Why?
Due to the incredible volume of messages I receive every day it would be impossible to respond to each one considering I have a full-time job, a part-time job, writing, a 3-month performance committment and regular life to maintain. I try get to as many as possible though and I will remaind diligent in my effort. And unfortunately due to the uncertainty of people in the times we live in, I of course, cannot give out my phone number, address, or other personal details, nor can I meet strangers to "hang out" I am terribly sorry and I do value all of you!
I was directed to this MySpace from your other one with a message saying you weren't currently accepting new friends, what's with that?
Yeah, sorry about that, I made my other MySpace private due to third parties looking at it that I didn't really want looking at it. I made it more personal, and therefore, I can't add everyone who requests me due to security and privacy.
I hate you, seriously.
That isn't a question, but if you hate me then you're thinking about me, and hate is better than indifference, I thank you for your attention.
You seem to have a high opinion of yourself, and seem to think you're successful, but you don't even have an IMDB page...
Good question...or statement rather. I do think I'm successful, but I'm not where I want to be yet. I performed with an Improv troop when I was 19, I've done several theatre productions I am exceptionally proud of, I landed a radio job at 19 with no prior radio experience, I did stand up-comedy for 3 years and got paid to do it, I've modeled for several brilliant photographers, I have over 200 subscribers on YouTube for videos that are absolute rubbish, and my MySpace friends feel the need to try and bring me down. You couldn't bring me down if I wasn't climbing.
