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Suicide Blonde

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I love surfing- im down in new port every month. I am a bad ass swimmer, I just got back from World Championships in Australia at the end of April. (Footie is the greatest sport EVER!) I work out a lot and just started going back to school full time. Im eventually going to be an ER surgion but that will take me about 13 yrs for school, med school and internship. In the mean time I am also getting yoga certified (its alot more indepth/hard work than it seems) and my friend and I are opening up our own new age physical theoropy center w/ yoga, massage and physical theorpy. Unfortunatly I am also a hopeless romantic. Although i am beguining to believe that chivalry only exists in the unattractive and hopelessly alone. Not to be superficial but why can't i have the shiny pretty boy to look at, who also knows how to treat a lady? hmmm

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dont send me "dirty talk" because its offensive and immature, i dont want to read that and no i wont respond. Youd think guys would know how to talk to a female,...or at least what not to say/send to a complete stranger!

My Blog

SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!?

Seriously?!?  At 3am on a monday night, some D-bag decides to take his sports car out on a "lets fuck with other drivers" test drive.  So, I was exhausted driving home from work, and pissed ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 10:03:00 GMT

THINGS I FUCKING HATE

Why are people so damn scandelious?  Why can't people be straight up? You don't need to lie to get what you want from other people or out of life in general, because whether they want to admit it...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 11:28:00 GMT

REAL dates!!

Ok, so do any guys watch movies , like EVER? Do guys exist like the MEN we see in the movies do? No i dont mean going all out - like The Notebook style- but a chase, MAKING SPECIFIC, ORIGIONAL dates. ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:30:00 GMT

LOSER GUYS

So I met this "nice guy".  He was cute and sweet, but then told me he had a girlfriend.  Well his girlfriend, he tells me, is married and so he doesnt see it working out.  As much of a ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:50:00 GMT

simple plan and my brused ass

This was origionally written last year, but i cleaned it up a little- man, im vulgar- and reposted it-- so it all started last week when i met this new girl i work with at my club, she was visiting fr...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 13:12:00 GMT

READ!!!

ok kids yay hurray for you its only been about a year since ive written a blog and i doubt anyone still reads anything on my site but here it is - i need to vent so who better to vent to then a group ...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 16:05:00 GMT

relationship killer- Suicide BARBIE

Beware my friends of the leathal, the dangerious, the girl with two faces....the relationship killer strikes again!  Or as we like to call her suicide barbie.  Shes cute and pretty and ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 22:43:00 GMT

Hey Babyboy- is this more accurate?

your the guy who stoped texting me as soon as i started to pay any attention to you,  your the guy who has never called me pretty, or complimented me or rarley says thank you- your the ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 06:19:00 GMT

FUCK!!!!!!

so someone broke into my house, stole 2,000$ and my and jennys laptops...any information about this and ill pay you cash!!!!!!! HELP ME CATCH THAT FUCK BAG! NO BODY FUCKS WITH MY SHIT AND LIVES!!
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 13:19:00 GMT

DAMN PLUMBER

So why is it every time some one says, yes ill be by your house at 2:00 to fix your garbage disposal, you then find yourself yelling at them over the phone for the next two and a half hours.  Our...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 15:27:00 GMT