The Madman - ProfilesArchive

About Me

So I started this page to provide services to the metal musicians/bands of the world, but with the recent closing of the record label I worked for, that aspect is now gone. Now I'm just looking to discover new bands for my personal enjoyment, and use on the radio or various press outlets. For more information on those things, just send me a message. I do hope to be involved with a label again someday, but until that day comes, let me be your media pimp.
Additionally, always looking to meet new and interesting people who share my interests.

My score on The ULTIMATE Pro-Wrestling Trivia Test :

Rob Van Dam
(You scored 78% in wrestlingosity, brother!)

A great job, no doubt about it.... in fact, one of the best ever! Just... not quite what it takes to make it to that next level, as Triple H might say.Still, a pretty spectacular performance and definitely one to feel good about, if not One of a Kind.Congratulations!Thanks Again! -- THE *ULTIMATE* PRO-WRESTLING TRIVIA TEST

Link: The ULTIMATE Pro-Wrestling Trivia Test

You are the the Swedish Chef. You are a talented individual, nobody understands
you. Perhaps it's because you talk funny.
FAVORITE EXPRESSION:
"Brk! Brk! Brk!"
HOBBIES:
Kokin' der yummee-yummers
FAVORITE MOVIE:
"Wild Strawberries...and Creme"
LAST BOOK READ:
"Der Swedish Chef Kokin' Bokin'"
QUOTE:
"Vergoofin der flicke stoobin mit der brk-brk
yubetcha!"
What Muppet are you?
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You are Lex Luthor Lex Luthor 64% Mr. Freeze 64% The Joker 62% Dr. Doom 57% Magneto 56% Venom 55% Juggernaut 53% Apocalypse 52% A brilliant businessman on a quest for world domination and the self-proclaimed greatest criminal mind of our time!
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You're Frylock! The brains of the operation, you
like to use your smarts for fighting crime and
solving problems. Often, you wonder why people
are such idiots.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - which character are you?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I am The Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight! What Tick villain are you?

Music:

Geezus, you got a year ot two to read this? Venom, Black Sabbath, Iced Earth, Nevermore, Testament, In Flames, Soilwork, Forbidden, Vio-lence, Iron Maiden, JUDAS PRIEST Forced Entry, Mindgrinder, Hatework, In Extremo, The Forsaken, Soulfly, Sepultura, Pantera, Devildriver, SLAYER, Dimmu Borgir, Grip Inc., Pro-Pain, Death Machine, Life of Agony, WITCHERY, Annihilator, Megadeth, Exciter, Cathedral, Otep, Machine Head, Osmium, Macabre, Flotsam and Jetsam, Equinox, Whiplash, Helmet, Thee Maldoror Kollective, Falconer, The Crown, King Diamond/Mercyful Fate, Force of Evil, Fear Factory, Henry Rollins/Rollins Band/Black Flag, Misfits, Minor Threat, The Ramones, Dead Kennedys, Agnostic Front, Cro Mags, Throwdown, Bleeding Through, Amen, Dropkick Murphys, The Damned, Hammerfall, Dream Evil, Meshuggah, MOTORHEAD, Killswitch Engage, Exodus, S.O.D., Necrophagia, Imagika, Skitzo, Kaos, Darkin Fluid, The Venting Machine, Dying Fetus, Clutch, Running Wild, Nunslaughter, Deceased, October 31, Impaled, EXHUMED, Haemmorrage, Aborted, Old Man's Child, Emperor, The Heavils, Cannibal Corpse, Hypocrisy, Vile, Severed Savior, Unearth, Somethign Must Die, Monster Magnet, Ministry, KMFDM, Nifilheim, Neil Young, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Hank Williams III, Babylon Whores, Blind Guardian, Symphorce, Brainstorm, Edguy, Savatage, Benumb, Vulgar Pigeons, Mucus Membrane, Shadows Fall, Finntroll, Mayhem, Ritual Carnage, Hypnosia, Cryptic Slaughter, Kittie, Type O Negative, Dark Angel, USURPER, Primal Fear, and so many more that can't fit into my head right now.

Movies:

Star Wars (all), Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Blazing Saddles, They Live, Jungleground, Hell Comes to Frogtown, Buy and Cell, Airheads, This is Spinal Tap, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Rock Star, Shrek, Finding Nemo, No Holds Barred, Tango and Cash, The Decline of Western Civilization Part II, Clerks, Dogma, Heat, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Singles, Bill and ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey, Mother Jugs and Speed, tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight, Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer, Hot Shots!, Marked Man, No Contest, Terminal Rush, Immortal Combat

Television:

Married with Children, Sledge Hammer!, The Tick, South Park, Simpsons, The Critic, Knight Rider, A-Team, MacGyver, Dukes of Hazard, WWE, The Cosby Show, Spongebob Squarepants, Metalocalypse, House, The Shield, Nip/Tuck, Lost, The Big Bang Theory

Books:

Lords of Chaos, Sound of the Beast, Black Coffee Blues, Wrestlecrap, The Stranger, The Great Gatsby, Star Wars: Jedi Academy, In the Pit with Piper, Have a Nice Day, A Lion's Tale

Heroes:

Tony Iommi.... You are very calm and dark but you can be quite
witty and amusing.

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My Blog

I've been asked to post this as a warning to potential new friends.

The Madman Highly Dangerous Highly Dangerous Not Fit for Society Highly Dangerous Click Here to Find Out YOUR Psychiatric EvaluationatQuizGalaxy.com So, you've been warned. If ...
Posted by The Madman on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 11:56:00 PST

Madman on the Squared Circle: Wrestlemania Fallout

Howdy, wrestling fans. I enjoyed doing this so much last week that I'm here again. Unfortunately, this must be preceeded by disclosing that I didn't actually watch the event, so I won't be...
Posted by The Madman on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 11:26:00 PST

New Rantings: Madman on the Squared Circle

It's been a long time since I posted a blog. I guess I'm lazy, neglecting the promised promotion of new bands you need to know about as well as my own writing. So what could possibly have ...
Posted by The Madman on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 11:24:00 PST

New featured band, new Zero issue online

Well it's been awhile but I'm finally getting around to it. Life is rough when you work retail during the holidays. 9 hour days are commonplace and the last thing I want to do when I get h...
Posted by The Madman on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 11:36:00 PST

FEATURED BAND: Hammers of Misfortune

As promised, although a bit later than originally expected, here is the debut edition of my "Featured Band" blogs. I hope to make this a weekly thing but since life is unpredictable and I'm pron...
Posted by The Madman on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 11:21:00 PST

Novemebr Issue of Zero Magazine Now Online

Hello once again fans. I know its taken me awhile but I'm lazy and forgetful most of the time. This was something of a big issue for me, with five CD reviews published in addition to ...
Posted by The Madman on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 07:12:00 PST

Another, even longer overdue writings update

Because I'm sure you've all just been dying without knowing what I've been writing. I've actually got another set of writing due to drop tomorrow but I'll do that seperately because it should be...
Posted by The Madman on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 09:34:00 PST

Aug. Zero: Ozzfest, Soilwork, NorCal Report, more!

Hello boys and girls. Thanks for reading. I have a handful of subscribers but hopefully a few people wander in every now and then to see what the hell I've been ranting about lately. ...
Posted by The Madman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Long Overdue Writings Update!

Yeah, the new issue of Zero hit shelves almost two weeks ago, but I've been really busy over here. Enjoy all this stuff, I had fun writing . . well, most of it NorCal Underground Metal Report ...
Posted by The Madman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Writings Update - June 5th, 2005

So I'm trying something a little different this time. Instead of just my monthly Zero writings, I'll be posting links to my contributions at MetalReview.com and Powerslave.com from the past mont...
Posted by The Madman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST