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Enemy of the Moron

I read your book you magnificent bastard!

About Me

Im a cool guy. If you wanna talk to me Id rather tell you myself . But I can give you a brief description. Real name is Nick. I can spell but, this is just a lame profile and if spelling matters that much to you, than you should just turn away now because you may be crying in the corner after this is done. My Life is pretty much all about music right now. I live for it. Everyone thinks that its really pretentious to list all the bands you know about. Well I didnt do that since there are tons more I know about that that I didnt put down. I just happen to listen to all those bands. I dress to be comfortable or to mess with people. I like wearing shirts that make people gawk because its funny to me that they really care. Other people just think its funny. But you will notice that thats my only big section, because my life revolves around it. I was a music director for a long time at KSJS (my college radio station) so I was constantly surrounded by music of all kinds. I can listen to anything and Im not just saying that. I listen to the most extreme to the most mellow but I dont force my liking of a certain genre of music on the people around me. I can go from listening to Dead Prez to Anti Flag to fucking Enslaved. I mean, the playlists I have are insane.I am funny and lighthearted but I really hate dumb people. I try to live each day at a time and tend to live in the moment. I dont want to live my life as a damn chore. I dont care what you think of me or how you see me. If you actually spend some time talking to me youd probably enjoy the time. If you are really serious and uptight, you might not want to keep in contact with me...

My Interests

Going to Shows, Watching Movies, Listening to Music, enjoying the out doors, radio, Vikings, Pirates, and masturbating.

I'd like to meet:

Humor is 1. If you cant take a joke, I dont want to know you. If you can take me poking fun and you come back with something even better, than youre perfect. No egos please.Also, Id like to talk to people who like a plethora of things (especially Music). I love when people say they like everything and they list Jay-z, Linkin Park, and (insert Pop singer here) I lump most of that together into corporate music. Diversity to me means that you went out of your way to find different music than what the media feeds to you. There are acutally good artists out ther if you look for them. Not to say that the bands mentioned are bad, but I just needed popular examples. You dont have to like everything I like, but I guess my hope is that you respect what it means to me. I love music, all types (except the REALLY whinny Emo, its just hard to listen to teenage angst all the time).

Music:

Top 6 (No Order to this Top 6. I cant choose a number one)-----NO ORDER TO ANY OF THESE LISTs---------CLASSIC METAL---- Motorhead, Judas Priest, Saxon, others----DEATH METAL ---- Bloodbath, Gorerotted, Obituary, Origin, Kataklysm, Amon Amarth, Behemoth, Berzerker, Benediction, Newer Cannibal Corpse (I hate Barnes), Psycropic, Decrepit Birth, Carcass, Cephalic Carnage, Cryptopsy, Death, Vehemence, Bolt Thrower, Vital Remains, Vomitory, God Dethroned, Spawn of Possession, Deeds of Flesh, Pandemia, Pessimist, Runemagik, Vader, Dies Irae, Blood Red Throne, Entombed, Necrodeath, Sinister, Unleashed, Internecine, Impaled, Exhumed, Zyklon (could be Death or Black, depending on album)----BLACK METAL (both kvlt and any other kind, in no order)---- Einherjer, Immortal, Melechesh, Graveworm, Noctuary, Carpathian Forest, Thyrfing, Borknagar, Agathodaimon, Akercocke, Bal Sagoth, Bathory, Arcturus, Astral, Allegiance, Vintersorg, Satyricon, Primordial, the Kovenant (old), Emperor, Leviathon, Sargeist, ...And Oceans, Abigor, Absu, Marduk, Gorgoroth, Aegir, Abyssos, Countess, Limbonic Art, Dragonlord, Dark Funeral, Mystic Circle, Destroyer 666, Dimmu Borgir, Thy Primordial, Falkenbach, Fog, Gravewurm, Hellhammer, Lunar Aurora, Naglfar. Thyrane, Darkthrone, Mayhem, Khold, Blut Aus Nord, Myrkskog, Sentenced to Burn, Enslaved, Saros----THRASH---- Exodus, Death Angel, Grimfist, Old Metallica, Witchery, Sith Lord, Carnal Forge, Targos, Forbidden, Megadeth, Anthrax, Slayer, Terror 2000, Dimension Zero, Speultura, Destruction, Kreator, Sodom, Dark Angel, Overkill, Vio-lence, Testament, The Crown, Shadows Fall, Sacred Reich, Tankard, the Haunted, Dew Scented, Possessed, Accept, Stampin Ground, Nuclear Assault, Corp 187, Alastor, Deadhead, Diabolical, Hades, Soulless, Dreams of Damnation, Cranium, Satanic Slaughter, Skinlab, The Chasm, Usurper, Agent Steel, Havochate, Dekapitator, The Defaced, Impaled Nazerene, Annihilator, Megadeth----POWER---- Helloween, Nocturnal Rites, Rage, Nightwish, Secret Sphere, Lost Horizon, Running Wild, Virgin Steele, Angel Dust, Tad Morose, Angra, Blind Guardian, Rhapsody, Stratovarious, Avantasia, Brainstorm, Nevermore, Gamma Ray, Kamelot, Thunderstone, Grave Digger, Sinergy, Sonata Artica, Labyrinth, Luca Turilli, Metalium, Edguy, Cage, Falconer, Freedom Call, Seven Witches, Savatage, Iron Savior, Jag Panzer, Symphorce, Rising Faith----PROG AND WHATEVER ELSE DOESNT REALLY FIT ANOTHER GENRE---- Andromeda, Evergrey, Dream Theater, Prototype, Opeth, Katatonia, Amorphis, Maudlin the Well, Winds, Agalloch, Green Carnation, Nightingale, Burst, Meshuggah, Devin Townsend Band, Porcupine Tree----GOTHIC---- Tiamat, Moonspell, Theater of Tragedy, Tristania, Within Temptation, Trail of Tears, After Forever, Beseech, Sirenia, Dargaard, Darkwell, Draconian, Eisheilig, Elis, Ice Ages.----INDUSTRIAL/ELECTRO---- Ministry, Killing Joke, KMFDM, Fear Factory, Static X, The Berserker, Alien Sex Fiend, Skinny Puppy, Dominion 3, Rammstein, Error, Bile, Red Harvest, the Kovenant, Velvet Acid Christ, Mortiis, MVM, Chainsaws and Children, Violent Work of Art, Samael, Rannchy, Mnemic, Death in Vegas----GOTHENBURG and MELODIC SPEED/DEATH---- At the Gates, Compos Mentis, Dark Tranquility, Diabolique, Gardenian, the Forsaken, In Flames, Soilwork, Children of Bodom, Norther, Nightrage, Arch Enemy, Callenish Circle, Hatesphere, Fragments of Unbecoming, Beyond the Sixth Seal, Trivium, The 5th Sun, Suidakra, Skyfire, Sex Machineguns, Shadow, Centinex, Kalmah, Hypocrisy, Darkane, No Return, In Flames----METALCORE---- Bleeding Through, Blood Has Been Shed, Between The Buried and Me, Haste, Dead to Fall, God Forbid, Lamb of God, Burnt by the Sun, Single Bullet Theory, Killswitch Engage, Chaimara, Unearth, Watch Them Die, Darkest Hour, Premonitions of War, Agony Scene, Himsa, BTBAM----PUNK AND SKA---- Murderdolls, the Misfits, Dead Kennedys, NOFX, Glasseater, Rancid, Green Day, Distillers, Flogging Molly, the Unseen the Casualties, Toxic Narcotic, Crash and Burn, Supersuckers, Balzac, Opp Ivy, Skankin Pickle, Lagwagon, Against Me, Kill Radio, Scofflaws, Black Flag, Minor Threat, Kid Dynamite, Suicidal Tendencies, Millions of Dead Cops, One Man Army, RX Bandits, Pennywise, The Exploited, Relient K, Red Tape, Sour, Turbonegro, Dropkick Murphys, Good Riddance, Manic Hispanic, Citizen Fish, Dance Hall Crashers, Less than Jake, Subhumans, Bad Religion, Mad Cadies, Catch 22, Load Levelers, David Brockie Exp, No Use for a Name, Strung Out, Lunachicks, Fabulous Disaster, Reel big Fish, Mephiskapheles, Death By Stereo, Sick of it All, Streetlight Manifesto, Rise Against, Strike Anywhere, Suicide Machines, Bouncing Souls, None More Black, New Mexican Disaster Squad, Zimmers Hole (more metal but they feel punk) Modern Life is War, Walls of Jericho,----RAP---- Dead Prez, Dr. Dre, Kurupt, Snoop Dogg, 2Pac, Xzibit, Cypress Hill, Wu Tang, Method/Redman, Run DMC, Atmosphere, Living Legands, De La Soul, Roots, GZA, Aesop Rock, Blackalicious, Non-Phixion, Talib Kweli, Mr. Dibbs, Public Enemy, Beatnuts----OTHER---- Sex Mob, MMW, AC/DC, most classic rock, Rasputina, Nick Cave, Johnny Cash, Tom Waits, Ween, Van Morrison, Nick Drake, Ani Difranco, Van Halen, most cool JazzI FORGOT A LOT, BUT THATS WHAT I HAVE SO FAR

Movies:

As I am not a chick, there are no chick flicks. I like movies for the characters and stories not the actual movie, if that makes sense. Anyway I love: Paradise Lost, Thank You for Smoking, SLC punk, 13th Warrior, Battle Royal, Big Labowski, PCU, Pirates of the Caribbean, South Park, Heat, Bowling for Columbine, Hook, Shipwrecked, Reservoir Dogs, Dogma, LOTR 1-3, The Thing, 13 Days, Finding Nemo, Arnold Movies, Equilibrium, Indiana jones, STAR WARS is king

Television:

Simpsons , Futurama, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Chappelles Show, Daily Show, South Park, Adult Swim, , News Radio, Metalacolypse For the most part, I hate TV with a passion. The only channels I watch that have commercials on them are Cartoon Network and Comedy Central. Besides those two, I usually just stick to the movie channels. Of course I always buy them all on DVD so I dont have commercials. Now that I have a DVR I can actually watch new shows. Jericho and The Office are fantastic

Books:

I wish I read more sometimes, but I am most not anti book. Im all about Farenheit 451 (fuck censorship) and Count of Monte Cristo (best revenge EVER). Im still reading this pirate non fiction called Under a Black Flag. Lords of Chaos, anything by Michael Crichton, just about any Starwars book (this is no real surprise if you know me), stuff on Norse mythology and viking tales, any Richard Matheson stuff, and other stuff related to music and metal in some way. Recently I have been reading these fantasy novels called Dragonlance and have been enjoying them quite a bit. I jump around a bit and will read something if someone can tell me enough about it to get me to read it. I spend hours in borders reading through crap, but I dont have a list of authors for ya.

Heroes:

Jeff Waters- The most amazing riffer. Samoth from Emperor and Zyklon. Les Claypool cause hes the man. Yoda cause if you actually listen, he makes the sense. Sister cause she can do just about anything. Mom for forcing my big head and ego out of her and taking such good care of me.

My Blog

Taste of their own medicine.

Much like the film maker here, I have no problem with other peoples beliefs.  Believe what you want, as long as it makes you happy.  But dont bother me with your beliefs unless I ask you wha...
Posted by Enemy of the Moron on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 10:48:00 PST

1 note folks

Here comes another of the un proofread rants from yours truly... I was reminded today, by a very smart person, that I really dont like 1 note folks.  These are people who make a decent first imp...
Posted by Enemy of the Moron on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 02:35:00 PST

Pissed at new Star Wars commercials...

(WARNING - RANT ABOUT STAR WARS) These new Star Wars commercials promoting the new release of the newest set of DVDs (The original theatrical releases which the OG fans have been bitching about for a...
Posted by Enemy of the Moron on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:36:00 PST

My last show at ksjs...

Tomorrow is going to my last show ever at KSJS. So if you like what I have done in the past, this will be the last time you hear it, unless I am able to change commercial radio to actually play good m...
Posted by Enemy of the Moron on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 12:59:00 PST

Because Im not creative and I cant stop listening to music...

I gota tell ya, I love doing these things.  I listen to each track that comes up everytime.  Takes me forever to do em.   - - - - - - - Your Life: The Soundtrack - - - - - - - -So, here...
Posted by Enemy of the Moron on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 05:56:00 PST

This is pretty fun, for those who want to try

Instructions: Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. NO CHEATING. Pass this on to...
Posted by Enemy of the Moron on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 08:40:00 PST

Amidala Gangsta Rap

As seen on Break.com This is great. Just great.  Sajor, Im talking to you...
Posted by Enemy of the Moron on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 03:40:00 PST

Take the Nick Quiz

Dont usually do this but I am just curious to see who knows me.  With the amount that I talk, mostly about myself, it shouldnt be too hard. http://www01.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname...
Posted by Enemy of the Moron on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 03:25:00 PST

Find faults and arguing, an integral part of me

(fyi, Im tired  so I probably ranted quite a bit and mispelled plenty. You'll get the point if you read it. Although, I wonder how many will actually read it all I find faults in all things. Im a...
Posted by Enemy of the Moron on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 02:16:00 PST

LIVE GIRLS NUDE

"Now that I got your attention..." Does anyone else realize how many different people and bands and other shit use some sort of nudity or shocking reference to get you to see their post?  Of cou...
Posted by Enemy of the Moron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST