I love arguing and can go all night. I love listening to new CD's I get for free, going to shows for free, getting drunk for free. You see a pattern here? Oh yeah I love pleasuring women too just as long as they don't have a stick up their ass; are not crazy, looney, nuerotic psychopaths; who lie to be nice, and are gold digging whores.
Someone who wants to give me a lot of money for no reason. If you're that person give me a shout. For everyone else I guess you're ok too...just as long as you buy me a beer first! Oh yeah nymphos are cool too.
METAL!!!!!!! The greatest music on the planet! I could list the names of all the bands I like but then I'd be typing for a fuckin month. I also like classical, classic rock, 80's, blues, some industrial and some jazz.
Comedy! I'll laugh till I piss myself. Old school horror with tons of blood, gore and hot female nudity, not the mainstream bullshit that's out now. Conspiracy theories.
My sports teams, don't even think of calling me if they're in the playoffs. HBO original shows. It's the only network left that produces quality programming. REALITY TV MUST DIE NOW!!
I don't read books for pleasure, that's what the Internet and strip clubs are for. But they make great uses for around the house including cup coasters, killing bugs and door props.
Bruce Dickinson, Ronnie James Dio, Zakk Wyld and all the other cool METAL bands who gave me an ID for my radio show and let me party with them. Barry Bonds cause he don't take shit from nobody.