Keli

I'm an abyss or contradictions like everyone else. I'm just trying to get thru this existance roaring with laughter, shedding a few tears and making peace with it all that comes my way. I am an improviser at the CCT (shameless promotion below), am learning to be a white water guide and lie to myself about starting a new health program every Monday. I do yoga to nine inch nails.CCT Blurb: The Charlotte Comedy theater at 1308 The Plaza in Charlotte NC,7 yeras of audience interactive improv comedy. check us out www.charlottecomedy.com for the skinny, we also have an amazing training program.BACK TO JUST ME... Here's what I like ie: Andreneline rushes,and real, honest folks, the outdoors,bad habits and lauging till I pee myself. My favorite is hot naked guys with jet packs that can cook. Where are you?.....I dont like bullshit, drama, liars and beauracracy.TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Keli 411: Hazel eys/red&dark brown hair- 5'6" and 135lb, I'm thinking of getting a peg leg in the fall if my insurance Your Heritage: Irish/German, I'm very controlling about my drinking. Your Weakness: not seperating the acts of others from my own self value. Your Fears: Regret and not being emotionally present. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To keep our theater rocking and to have a camper in the WVA mountains where I can spend most of summers rafting and winters improvising. Thoughts First Waking Up:"The universe is abundant and I have everything I need" or "Wheww, doing it with a guy on a jet pack is hard on the legs". Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes,Legs & hoonannies. Your Most Missed Memory: my dad and the uncondition love he showed me and trusting that if I fell, I would be picked up. Do you Smoke: Keep quitting. Do you Swear: non stop Do you Sing: only cursing songs and solo duets. Do you Shower Daily: Thats when I sing my cursing medley and smoke. Have you Been in Love: all the time Do you believe in yourself: after carefully reading my propaganda, I have no choice but to believe that I rock. Do you think you are Attractive: I would totally do me. Are you a Health Freak: I'm a freak with health Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em, they excite me In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm soaking in it now. In the past month have you been on Drugs: Isn't life a drug? Arn't we all just freaking high out of our minds all of the time on this crazy realm in wich we exist? .... In the past month have you cried: Yes, violently, that's the only way to do it. Violent and driving, in the fetal position, pooping. Hard to do but well worth the ticket. In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does delousing in the county intake center count? Ever been Drunk: Ask me if I've ever been sober. Ever been Beaten up: yes. How do you want to Die: Spontaneous combustion when someone is yelling at me for no good reason. That'll teach em. What do you want to do when you Grow Up: What I'm doing now only with more sex and flying. Type of guy you like: phislosophical, passionate, evolved fit, intelligent and completely delusioned about how awesome I am and he loves to give massages and cook. Number of Tattoos: 2, one I designed - a pheonixFavorite Quote: "No one can make you feel inferior without your concent" - Elenor Roosevelt from song: "I don't need to be fixed, I certianly don't need to be found, I'm not lost, I just need to be loved!" Kelly Clarkson "They had it coming." Sabrina Prattenjoy. and come see a frigging show! Laughter makes the puppy's eating bunny's in your mind go away.