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About Me

I work for a large boring corporation during the day. My company makes drywall, for God's sake! But it's a good company so I can't complain too much. Sometimes I do some stand-up comedy somewhere at an open mic. You may also see me in some local sketch or improv.I like good satire, because most of the things that happen in this world deserve to be mocked in some fashion. I am mystified by all the attention paid to celebrities. I don't care about an actor's personal life. I only care that they perform well. Same goes for other celebrities. I carry a small notebook and when I think of something funny, I write it down. Sometimes these things make their way into my open mic set. Other times I just throw them into a conversation and see what happens. I especially like to get a laugh out of people who don't normally laugh much.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jerry Seinfeld, Florence King, Demetri Martin, Brian Regan, Rita Rudner, Ellen Degeneres, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones, any current or former SNL or Mad TV cast member. Other than that, I'm not all that interested in meeting any famous people. I mean, OK, they're famous, but what does that do for me?

My Blog

Customized MySpace Pages

Yo homies, check it.  It's fine to customize your page, but watch what kind of background you use.  A lot of times people overdo it and put all kinds of annoying blinking images and colors t...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 16:49:00 GMT

The War in Iraq

For over four years now, the United States has engaged itself in a campaign to conquer and subjugate the peoples of Iraq.  Our glorious armies swept through that vast and arid land, driving the f...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 12:59:00 GMT

March Madness

This is the time of year for "March Madness."  In the popular vernacular, this refers to the annual tournament of basketball games between NCAA colleges throughout the country.  I stren...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 14:23:00 GMT

Eye problem

Hey, what happened to your eye?  Wow, it's really red!  Is it pinkeye?  It looks pretty bad.  Did you see a doctor?  Why not?  Dude!  That's a serious eye problem yo...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 11:05:00 GMT

The New Guy

Hi, I'm the new guy.  Yep, just started here last week. Thanks for "welcoming me aboard."   Mind if I just sit in on this meeting you're having?  I'll be over here at the end of the co...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 07:15:00 GMT

Sexual Intercourse

There is some kind of belief going around that I find utterly preposterous.  Apparently, what happens is two people will be having a normal conversation, talking about, say, a new highway interch...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 16:51:00 GMT