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THIS IS MY TEMPORARY SITE FOR MY MINIONS AND MIND ELVES ARE
WORKING ON HUMANMARIONETTE.COM AND WHEN IT IS
FINISHED YOU CAN BE DAMNED SURE ILL BE ON MYSPACE A LOT
LESS
I PERFORM A MEAN HUMAN MARIONETTE ACT THAT IS PART
PERFORMANCE ART PART MAD THEATER AND A DECAYED DEADLY
DELIGHT SURELY TO DEFY GRAVITY YOUR SENSES AND
POSSIBLY PULL YOU TOWARD MY SPOOKY LIL DOLLHOUSE I LIKE TO
CALL MY MIND
I ESCAPE FROM STRAIT JACKETS
FIT INTO SMALL SPACES
BEWILDER CHRISTIANS
AND SMALL MAMMALS
MY VINTAGE DOLLY FLARE IS BOTH CIRCUS AND MACABRE
PLEASE CONTACT ME AT [email protected]
FOR MORE INFO VIDEOS AND RATES!!!!
I PROVIDE EXCELLENT DOLLY AMBIANCE TO ANY TWISTED TEA PARTY
FOR WAYWARD MISFIT TOYS
PUT ON A MULTITUDE OF PROPS THEATRICAL MISHAPS AND
CHARACTER DRIVEN DELIGHTS
IF U WANT DECAYED ELEGANCE AT ITS FINEST YOU'VE FOUND YOUR
DOLL...AND SHE COMES WITH HER OWN CARRYING CASE
TRUNK FULL OF STUFF AND FLUFF (how convenient)
i am also a pilates instructor in training
who teaches,strengthens and reinvents your person one fluid
movement at a time....im always looking for more
bodies to practice .. my tests
then ill be full rate ;) and worth it
[email protected] for that info
I AM NOT A VICTIM OF HAPPENSTANCE so bug off
"IF DOLLARS ARE IN JAIL THEN NONE OF US MAKES cents" tnr

My Interests

the circus, decay, circusfolk, artists, contortionists, yoga, juice, knomes, faeries, elves, rainforests, writting, musicboxs, kaelidoscopes, rag dolls, PUPPETS,TOM WAITS, elaborateness, costumes, anime, goth, errotic goats, grubby taps, vitamin water, oatmeal cookies, telepathic animals, my fish, parades, lockdown, cages, things that go bump in the night, silencing screaming, john waters movies, children, subculture, outlandishness, fools, fiends, obsession, books, smells, animals, glass, wings, crowns, bdsm, food, lanterns, tori amos, rasputina, violins, anne rice, nightmare before xmas, tim burton, jthm, flowers, trees, cameras, monty python, disneyland, piercings, tattoos, dwarfs, video games, brian froud, lobsters, glitter, dungeons, bigar boxes, pot, rusted metal, jewelry from foreign countries, celtic designs, folklore, liquid amber, cats kittens, vampires, fangs, blood, true love, candied emotions, poetry, comics, bubbles, stitches, yarn, bigfoot, smallfoot, dead marrionettes, performance art and its artists, cannibal flower, peacocks, the parlour, rust, long hair, making costumes out of nothing, barely stitched together people, otherworldly friends, odd fixations, stalkers, costa rican excursions, ghosts that dont bother you too much, anime, blank paper, renaissance faire, meat on stick, boxes in the attic with no labels, toxic gardens, picnics with no food, homemade bread, exorcisms, hats, watercolor, pastels, vials of liquid death, intoxication of various forms, sheep heads, moss, african dwarf frogs, masks, yams, obscurity, obscenities in foreign languages, edward gorey, old books and text, librarians, cellos, wings, fireflys, chinese ink, sushi, scented bubble baths, frivolous nights, epic journeys, calvin and hobbes, corset training, ice bat, thift store shopping, poetry, abandoned buildings, historical accuracy, magickal happenings, mystics, ink, dichroic glass, ideas, imagination, long conversations about things you rather not talk about, bedtime stories that kill, escaping la, dr suess people, a drawing comics for your own amusement, going thru with plans, inventors, pilates,pirates, having the balls to go thru with your lifes desires, DECAY, ROT, ASHES, bottles full of babies, cheap but usefull puppets, and candy corn.

I'd like to meet:

I NEED SOMETHING OLD I NEED SOMETHING BRUISED
I NEED THINGS BORROWED AND TERRIBLY ABUSED
I WANT ALL THINGS DUSTY AND SLIGHTLY ASQEW
I WANT THEM TO BE RUSTY
TO SQEEK WHEN THEY TUNE
I WANT IT TO FALL DOWN TO BUST OPEN AT THE SEAMS
I WANT ALL THE STITCHES TO SMELL OF ASH AND DEBRIS
IF ALL I WANT IS RUIN
AND A TERRIBLE MESS
THEN WHY ALL THE FUSSIN
IVE GOT NOTHING BUT THAT.........
TNR....nov 9
PERFORMANCE ARTIST FOLK FOR FUTURE COLLABORATIONS........!

Music:

tori amos , rasputina, the beatles,Black Sabbath,the cure,dead kennedys,david bowie,download,pigface,skinny puppy,ours,fiona apple,TOM WAITS, portishead,pink floyd,Siouxsie and the banshees,sublime,tom waits,type o negative,rob zombie,frank zappa,sneaker pimps ,regina spektor, primus,nine inch nails,ministry,bauhaus,oingo boingo,tom waits,the doors,depeche mode,kate bush, covenant,wolfshiem,the pixies,the cure,old music boxes , utah phillips,ani difranco,tear garden,she wants revenge,download,bjork,the cramps,dead kennedys,the residents,goldfrapp

Movies:

the nightmare before christmas , labyrinth,the princess bride, 12 monkeys,lord of the rings trilogy ,refer madness,amelie,big fish,fight club,dark crystal,muppet treasure island,fear and loathing in los vegas,never ending story,legend,interview with the vampire,teenage mutant ninja turtles 2 secret of the ooze,transformers the movie.xmen,alice in wonderland,fight club,the us vrs john lennon,female trouble,clerks,

Television:

invader zim,six feet under,family guy,myth busters, adult swim ,braq show,carnival ,adultswim.family guy.teenage mutannt ninja turtles.the daily show,lost,and anything on animal planet during most extreme hippo week,the prisoner,black adder,monty python,lost,twilight zone

Books:

never trust a naked bus driver by jack douglas anne rice,stephan king,douglas preston and lincoln child books,hunter s thompson,howard zinn peoples history, william shakespeare,hp lovecraft,where the wild things are marice sendak,raised on dr suess and seseame street,jack london,some stienback,etc etc ,american gods by neil gaiman,the great shark hunt hunter s thompson,kurt vonnegut jr anything really,lewis carrol

Heroes:

the loch ness monster and paul k

My Blog

a book report at age 24

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Posted by toy surprise on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:56:00 PST

so im a fan of mad libs .....here is mine

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Posted by toy surprise on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:39:00 PST

im finding more in common with myself

if thats not to be desired then i guess i am wrongseems im a lot like me to point of it being almost annoying really so downright familiar you know?ive been there ive seen thati think we will get alon...
Posted by toy surprise on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:04:00 PST

walking nacho tray

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Posted by toy surprise on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:16:00 PST

blame it on me being a doll at 6 am

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Posted by toy surprise on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:47:00 PST

ill be in oregon for xmis if your curious

so yeah ....from the 22-1 of january ill be in oregon..... and help taking care of sugar gliders.........how aawesome is this i ask you?the idea of adventure is so fricking appealing right nowand...
Posted by toy surprise on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 05:44:00 PST

she wants to become the sea

all the reaches i can extend the serenity in always the places on the coast near when i need them ill take depth over being washed ashoreeverything at the bottom feeding off each other a interweaving ...
Posted by toy surprise on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 01:02:00 PST

i should be asleep now

but i am noti should be dreamingwhere all is or quite possiblei am a wroght iron fencemore wroght then iron i desire things i should forget existbut what rots the mind more then lust oh yes i remember...
Posted by toy surprise on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:26:00 PST