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Ezekiel

jhatfield

About Me

I'm pretty OCD and can't help but organize everything I am involved with. Many years ago I wanted to be an illustrator but I can't stay focused long enough to do anything about it. I wanted to make movies, but I discovered how evil Hollywood was and I lost the will. I wanted to play guitar in a cool band but I stopped playing due to lack of interest. I wanted to meet people but I realized I have severe social anxiety and can't stand to be around most people. I do nothing but work and sit in my apartment debating on what new project to start and never finish. Despite all my self-admitted flaws I am all around awesome beyond any means you can comprehend. I do nothing for entertainment. Because of this I've gone slightly mad and have recently taken to laughing at my kitchen cabinets.
...I fear the day they laugh back.
Visit JHatfieldArt.com to explore me further.
For some random videos of mine go to YouTube .

My Interests

Artwork (all kinds), music, movies, organization, logic, stupidity,...and Pepsi.

Music:

Matthew Good, Finger 11, Thornley, Ween, Mr. Bungle (and all other various Mike Patton related projects), Tool, Korn, and various things I hear on the radio. I'm not too proud to admit it.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Cemetery Man, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Dune, Star Wars, Monty Python (all), Legend, Gladiator...I'm a big fan of epics, madness, sci-fi, and movies that hurt my brain.

Television:

I hate television more than you can imagine.

My Blog

My Technology Revolts

Lately I've been under attack from my electronics. It entertains me in many ways as I feel that my electronic devices have all developed their own personalities. The lamp was the most recent addition ...
Posted by Ezekiel on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 12:45:00 PST

The Lamp

My lamp has developed a mind of it's own. A lamp of the same model resides at Andrew's house and has always been a little weird, but this one has finally reached that point. It's a tall touch lamp, on...
Posted by Ezekiel on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:17:00 PST

My Average Day Lately

I wake up. It's an absurd hour, somewhere around 4:30 or 5 am. While very groggy, I stumble around the apartment, eating a very lame breakfast, possibly making a cup of coffee. I do this for 30 minute...
Posted by Ezekiel on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:28:00 PST

Ribcage

Gotta concentrate...having a hard time with thought...Words are becoming meaningless again. My brain fills with gibberish more than usual and I'm left with a frustrated panic. If it gets much worse it...
Posted by Ezekiel on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 01:09:00 PST

About that time...

There's something about driving on a cold night, breathing that crisp air that makes me a little nostalgic. One deep breath and my mind is filled with images of faces long gone, voices I'd forgotten, ...
Posted by Ezekiel on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:26:00 PST

Agonizing brain melt

My kool-aid is much lemonadey and consumes smoothly. *looks at ceiling*....having a hard time concentrating today.Adee do, adee do.
Posted by Ezekiel on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:13:00 PST

Pointless fear

Today Rob Schneider told me I knew how I was gonna die.Yes, you read that right.Sadly, it had nothing to do with this monkey....
Posted by Ezekiel on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:14:00 PST

If it ain't broke...

Well, I tried. I installed Ubuntu Linux and gave it a shot. At first I was very impressed, but then it started dawning on me how many video and audio formats are property of various companies. You wou...
Posted by Ezekiel on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:56:00 PST

Yessir

I'm over it! Screw Windows and their lame inability to make things compatible. Screw Apple for the same reason. At least Apple can make their crap work with other Apple products. Not that it really do...
Posted by Ezekiel on Sat, 19 May 2007 01:38:00 PST

Caffeine (dunt dunt dunt)

I've recently started an old habit, one that I didn't realize affected me as much as it did. The beast of caffeine is banging at my door again. It's not just any particular caffeine, mind you. No sir,...
Posted by Ezekiel on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:39:00 PST