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Joseph

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About Me

MENTAL: Errant knight, wandering samurai, artist and lover, in a land where most women wear armor and money and ego conquers all. "...Like an angel with two broken wings, reach the sky again. Like a devil, meant for better things, I will find my place on high." -The Nephilim. PHYSICAL: 6' 1", 200lbs YOU ARE THE REINCARNATION OF: King Samu-Addu of Karana
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joseph
Birthday: March 7th
Birthplace: Queen of Angels Hospital, here in L.A.
Current Location: Los Angeles, Hell's waiting room
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Black, Creole, French, German, Scottish, Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Kenneth Cole boots
Your Weakness: Belief in love
Your Fears: No women with devotion, heart & intellect left
Your Perfect Pizza: Hand Thrown w/ pepperoni, mushrooms, sundried tomatoes and fresh basil
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Less 9 to 5, Make more art, live better
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: don't have one
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit!...not again...(anticipating work)
Your Best Physical Feature: ...you have to be a member...
Your Bedtime:
Pepsi or Coke: Lemonade
MacDonalds or Burger King: Tommy's
Single or Group Dates: Single Date nights, group date weekend getaways
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I hate ice tea! Hot tea with caffeine!
Chocolate or Vanilla: The swirlification
Cappuccino or Coffee: Doppio con panna
Do you Smoke: only second hand when hanging with future cancer patients
Do you Swear: Only for fucking emphasis!
Do you Sing: Yes, but only for the worthy
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah, I don't have a bathtub
Have you Been in Love: (pointing imaginary gun at head, pulling trigger) Yes!
Do you want to go to College: Went
Do you want to get Married: Sure, but not holding my breath
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure, but the interesting question is, do you?
Are you a Health Freak: I'm pretty healthy, but it's not my religion
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, when I'm comfortable inside.
Do you play an Instrument: Saxophone, some piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: only if you count real life performances
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: No...really high tolerance
Ever been called a Tease: Sure, I tease...but I don't withhold.
Ever been Beaten up: No. Does a black eye from not fighting a raging ex count?
Ever Shoplifted: Sure, Bubbilicious as a kid
How do you want to Die: By tiring of immortality and simply willing it
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Me, only obscenely rich
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any color, as long as there's a soul behind them
Favourite Hair Color: black/red
Short or Long Hair: LONG!!!
Height: As long as she's not a smurf or a WBA star
Weight: As long as she's not anorexic or a sumo star
Best Clothing Style: Her own style, not a trend-following clone
Number of Drugs I have taken: DRUG drugs, none, but I'm not against them
Number of CDs I own: like 350
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: none so far
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Wasting time
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Your IQ Is 158
Your Logical Intelligence is Genius
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average
Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
You Are a Prophet Soul
You are a powerful soul, with good intentions toward everyone.
Selfless and kind, you have great faith in people.
Sometimes this faith can lead to disappoinment in the long run.
No matter what, you deal with everything in a calm and balanced way.
You are a good interpreter, very sensitive, intuitive, caring, and gentle.
Concerned about the world, you are good at predicting people's feelings.
A seeker of wisdom, you are a life long learner looking for purpose and meaning.
You are a great thinker and communicator, and when inspired a doer without match.
Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

My Interests

Dude, I was soooo expecting the breezy point-and-click ease of the multiple choice "Interests" section, but here are the highlights.I'm interested in ART...not in the strolling around the museum sense (though there is most definitely a time and place for it), but in the entire creative process--Writing, Painting, Sculpting, Metalwork, Photography, Music, whatever tool it is at the moment that I can best express my vision, or on a more practical level, to make or build what I need or want--from Fine art to a bookshelf to gold crown. Up for almost anything, been skydiving, whitewater rafting, rock climbing, diving...not a fan of bungee.I'm interested in ripping as many snow-covered mountains I can reach on my snowboard--a road trip to a condo/cabin with a special woman, or with friends, lighting the fireplace, the exhausting fun on the mountain, the nights unwinding in the hot tub, in the local mountain bar, in that special woman's arms, her lips twice as warm and sweet in contrast to the Wintry kiss of the wind and snow....Love women--prefer worthy one to channel all the energy, love and devotion into, but until she arrives, prefer one...at a time.

I'd like to meet:

A woman of constancy, fun, enthusiastic, appreciative, with a permanency of passion. Her personality is a force of nature, she has a strong mind, an exciting spirit, and a amazing sense of humor. We talk effortlessly, we debate vigorously, we are contentedly silent, and we can escape together. She is physically beautiful, but in time, her inner beauty so far outshines the outer, that it eclipses the physical's importance. Still, I find her irresistably hot. Her long hair, that mischievous glint in her wise and curious eyes, and that wicked twist in her grin that says she has a secret thought to share...when the time is right. She can hold herself (and us) together when average others would run away & fall apart, and she knows me and how I would never give up on her, and that where others fall, I stand tall--The One!ALSO LIKE TO MEET: Salma Hayek, Adriana Lima, Stacy Dash, Lauren Sanchez, Vida Guerra, friends, people not gnarled and twisted by life.

You are The Sun

Happiness, Content, Joy.

The meanings for the Sun are fairly simple and consistent.

Young, healthy, new, fresh. The brain is working, things that were muddled come clear, everything falls into place, and everything seems to go your way.

The Sun is ruled by the Sun, of course. This is the light that comes after the long dark night, Apollo to the Moon's Diana. A positive card, it promises you your day in the sun. Glory, gain, triumph, pleasure, truth, success. As the moon symbolized inspiration from the unconscious, from dreams, this card symbolizes discoveries made fully consciousness and wide awake. You have an understanding and enjoyment of science and math, beautifully constructed music, carefully reasoned philosophy. It is a card of intellect, clarity of mind, and feelings of youthful energy.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Take the quiz:
What animal-spirit lives inside of you?

Wolf
Inside of you, the spirit of the wolf is sleeping.The wolf is a lonesome traveler in the lonely prairies, the deep woods and the never-ending deserts of ice and snow of the Rocky Mountains, Alaska,the North pole and so on...The wolf is fine with being on his own and managing his days.So are you.But be aware of, that wolves also live in groups often , to support each other and to defend against their enemies with greater success.
Joseph --
[noun]:

An immortal

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
You Are An ENFP
The Inspirer

You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverent, and unimpressed by authority and rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're quite the storyteller!

In love, you are quite the charmer. And you are definitely willing to risk your heart.
You are passionately patient and sometimes it may seem as if you won't follow through with your flirting or professed feelings. And you do break a lot of hearts.

At work, you are driven but not a workaholic. You just always seem to enjoy what you do.
You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, actor or journalist.

How you see yourself: compassionate, unselfish, and understanding

When other people don't get you, they see you as: patronizing, emotional, and unfocused What's Your Personality Type?

Music:

Inspired by music, like all kinds, I've often said all kinds except country, but hey, somewhere out there there's a country song I'd be into, just haven't heard it yet. Like Rock, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, Goth, Jazz, Blues, Alternative, Trip Hop, Soundtracks and World music--some R & B, but generally the old school stuff

Movies:

Braveheart, Gladiator, Pulp Fiction, Henry & June, The Lover, Chocolat, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Blade Runner, Angel Heart, Princess Bride, The Matrix, The Count of Monte Cristo, O Brother Where Art Thou...many others but I'm not walking over to my video cabinet again.

Television:

Lately, Prison Break, Surface, Grey's Anatomy, Lost, and sure, Desperate Housewives, The Simpsons, Elimidate/Blind Date for the Jerry Springer factor...if I missed anything, so what, I'm not a damned TV Guide!
J Juicy
O Outrageous
S Salacious
E Eternal
P Psychic
H Heroic

Books:

I'm not a 30-something chick, so no, I haven't read the Davinci Code yet. Anything by Piers Anthony. Haven't read many books lately, mostly light reading, magazines like Maxim, NewScientist, FHM, Popular Science/Mechanics, Stuff, and Discover. Just Read "The Alchemist" by Paolo Coehlo--great.

Heroes:

Wolverine, Spiderman, My future multi-millionnaire self, myself as a boy, and my mom.
You Are Rain
You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.
Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you.

You are best known for: your touch

Your dominant state: changing What Type of Weather Are You? Raven Eyes
RAVEN EYES

You have Raven Eyes!
Positive Traits: Intellectual, Wise, Experienced, Honest, Trustworthy
Negative Traits:
Pompous, Condescending, Withdrawn, Pessimistic, Depressed
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My Blog

BUENAVENTURA!!!

[on a sad, beautiful woman seen from afar] Buenaventura...Good Luck... Happy Hour had its uses she thought Sipping another appletini It offered Companionship when home offered none... It offered Att...
Posted by Joseph on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:06:00 PST

While I am still fully Myself...

Without inconsequential earthly arrogance, I have infinity in my veins, my pulse beats my impossible, incandescent blood in molten thrusts through me I listen and trasmute into the music, into the age...
Posted by Joseph on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 12:16:00 PST

"BAD BOY" in a FUCKING CAN!!!

"BAD BOY IN A FUCKIN CAN", M'MAN!!! By Josco Now thanks to "Bad Boy in a Can", every guy can be that irresistible fucking bastard women always complain about but just cant seem to get enough of! ...
Posted by Joseph on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 06:26:00 PST

Unfiltered Emotions of a Friend=Priceless Insight

A friend wrote this on her blog, and it was so amazing to hear a woman expressing her true uncensored, unguarded, raw feelings, that it felt like a lifetime's worth of wisdom to me.  I under...
Posted by Joseph on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 11:49:00 PST

Being a fool for a woman

Wise old Latin pimp to Beatrix, aka Black Mamba: "Being a fool for a woman such as yourself is always the right thing to do." Nonchalance...seeming obliviousness...and infinite-seeming patience...thes...
Posted by Joseph on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 08:01:00 PST

Undone lovers and bartenders

Don't like smoke, but like the haze              bar was dark and plush she wears red heels, to go with her lipstick      ...
Posted by Joseph on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 06:36:00 PST

My Mottos: Before and After......still, mingle

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams   That which has driven me   &how enduringly delicate that force has been       Alas, how terrible is wisdom when it...
Posted by Joseph on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 09:22:00 PST