Booze, wood, booze, beer, knives, trinkets, old blankets, alcohol, Willie Nelson, Brewery tours, weddings, booze taste tests, free samples, cardboardagamy (Making homes out of boxes)...
Squaws of all racial backgrounds. Booze drinkers who can stand up after all day of drinking. Wood carvers, bingo callers, Michael Jackson. My probation officer
Anything whistled or played through a flute, Willie Nelson, Rick Springfield, Lou Rawls, and musak by my dranking buddy: Johnny Skolfuck...
Little Big Man, Man Called Horse, Dances with Wolves, Caddyshack, Barfly, Every Which Way But Loose, Anything with Sylvester Stallone or Chief Dan George...
I prefer fireplaces Oh, wait... Walker Texas Ranger...
Anything carved into a piece of wood.
Chief Dan George, That Indian guy who cried in the 1970's commercial about littering, Lou Diamond Phillips, Clint Eastwood, Michael Jackson, Rick Springfield, The guy from the Village People, The entire casts of Man Called Horse and Little Big Man