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Joe

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About Me

I like statistics. The less useful, the better. For example, 7 of 10 paper clips manufactured are never used, and only 1 of 10 ever gets used to hold papers together. More people are killed worldwide annually by elephants than by sharks. At any given moment .7% of the world's population is drunk (thanks Tom) Oh, stats about me? I once ate 16 tacos in 37 minutes. I can throw pretty good. I've been to 21 MLB stadiums, nothing comes close to Wrigley Field. I can solve the Rubik's Cube in 90 seconds, I already did it 5 times today. I have proudly gone 16 years without owning a car. I like to get preachy about it too, up until the point when I need a ride from someone. Back when I did have a car I was on Candid Camera once when a cop gave me a ticket for not having mudflaps on my Buick...

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My Interests

Sadly, I am a huge Husky football fan. It's not my fault I was born into it. I was at the game in 1981 when we invented The Wave. That's no bullcrap, look it up. John Elway was the QB for Stanford in that game. I have coached a beer league softball team called the Fighting Amish for the past 9 years. Our 2005 championship was the greatest moment of my life.

I'd like to meet:

Megan Hauserman

Music:

Lady and Gentlemen, from Georgetown, The Purdins....Gawd I miss these guys....

Movies:

Saturday Night Fever, Rasing Arizona, Where the Heart is, Footloose, The Princess Bride, The Big Lebowski, Racing With the Moon, Valley Girl, The Pick of Destiny, The South Park Movie

Television:

The Office, Extras, Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, Sprotscenter, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Weeds, Arrested Development, Match Game, Little League World Series, The National Spelling Bee, NFL Football, Sopranos

Books:

How to get a teenage boy and what to do when you get him. Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot and other observations. God is Not Great. The Disco Kid. Jitterbug perfume. Slapstick by Vonegut.

Heroes:

Muhammed Ali, Joey Ramone, John Lennon, Maria Bartiromo, Al Franken, my Mom, and Steve who made the Kitty Cat Dance....