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About Me

I talk. I blink. I put my pants on just like you people, one leg at a time. But when my pants are on I make platinum records. Touch my shy spots.COPS TOUR SCHEDULE!!!! Apr 21 2008 8:00P The Belmont Hamtramck, Michigan Apr 22 2008 8:00P The Mohawk Place Buffalo, New York Apr 23 2008 8:00P The Middle East - Upstairs Cambridge, Massachusetts Apr 24 2008 8:00P The Knitting Factory New York, New York Apr 25 2008 8:00P Union Pool Brooklyn, New York Apr 26 2008 8:00P Asbury Lanes Asbury Park, New Jersey Apr 27 2008 8:00P North Star Bar Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Apr 28 2008 8:00P The Red and The Black Washington DC Apr 29 2008 8:00P The Gypsy Hut Cincinnati, Ohio Apr 30 2008 8:00P Empty Bottle Chicago, Illinois May 1 2008 8:00P The Annex Madison, Wisconsin May 2 2008 8:00P The Hexagon Bar Minneapolis, Minnesota May 3 2008 8:00P The Slowdown Omaha, Nebraska May 4 2008 8:00P The Record Bar Kansas City, Missouri May 5 2008 8:00P Hi-Dive Denver, Colorado May 6 2008 8:00P Kilby Court Salt Lake City, Utah May 7 2008 8:00P Neurolux Boise, Idaho According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:
Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!

My Interests

Horses, Diamonds, pink things and the girl who goes with them....Still waiting.

I'd like to meet:

Someone to hold me while I cry...
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Music:

Me, Jerry Reed, Terry Radjaw, Bakemono, Arcade Fire, The Heavy Hearts, Scott Walker, The Zombies, Nine Inch Nails, Fiona Apple, Sonny Sharrock, John Coltrane, John Frusciante, the Minutemen, X, Ornette Coleman, Kurt Rosenwinkle, Los Tabajeros, Richie Valens, Pistol Star, Beatles, Mike Watt, Hendrix, Dr.Dre, Johnny Cash, Blonde Redhead, Nuetral Milk Hotel, Goldfrapp, Flaming Lips, Modest Mouse, Brian Eno, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Gershwen, Screaming Trees, Screaming Trees, The Clash, dj*tanner,,, PimpSqueek, Outkast, Sonic Youth, My Bloody Valentine, Joy Division, Cibo Matto, ChiliPeppers, Al Green, Beach Boys, System of a Down, Rolling Stones, Billy Holiday, Bjork, Nick Cave, Gorillaz, Miles Davis, Grant Lee Buffalo, Deftones, Kool Keith, Louis Armstrong, Duke Ellington, Bud Powell, Charlie Parker, Dizzy Gillespie, Nirvana, Lou Reed, Velvet Underground, Sex Pistols, Public Enemy, Soundgarden, Rachmanioff, Debussy, Sly & The Family Stone, Curtis Mayfield, Talking Heads...Etc...

Movies:

Bergman, Fellini, Wes Anderson, lots of others.

Television:

I was being born while my mother watched this show...

Books:

I read them.

Heroes:

Dick Smack, Billy Carl, Johnny Member/Cash, Tiny Bones, Mike Watt, Gangbang, PimpSqueek, El Dog and Co., The Latin in Satin, Shrievenator, Nana Dominga (RIP) and my pet tiger "Herman".

My Blog

Leaving on tour, finishing everything and going insane

Hey kitties,I'm leaving November 3rd for awhile, be back for Xmas and then back out again until????everything is fucking awesome and if you want tour updates, email me at :[email protected]...
Posted by Johnny Nails on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 05:00:00 PST

I went to Las Vegas and lost my virginity.

My ribs hurt. Thanks William Moore, you dirty bitch.I've been avoiding reality for about 3 months now, it's really working out for me.I want you to want me. I need you to need me.Onboard I'm the cap...
Posted by Johnny Nails on Thu, 24 May 2007 12:27:00 PST

Goddamn that bitch is sweet

This last week was one of those weeks filled with stress and anxiety. No real good reason for it, it just was. So, I'm talking on the phone to my favorite girl who lives in Montana and I'm just feel...
Posted by Johnny Nails on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:59:00 PST

YAaaaaar! I'm so tired.

Well kids, it's been awhile.I am very inspired to write something magnificent and obtuse but my molecular structure is thrown off from the amont of stimulation I've had the last 2 weeks and I don't th...
Posted by Johnny Nails on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:22:00 PST

Allen White moment

What do you say????I've been extremely bored for no reason at all. Been working like crazy, but I'm just so bored. Perhaps I crave attention from a pretty girl or something.I had a cool moment the o...
Posted by Johnny Nails on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:28:00 PST

This might save your life....then again, so might James Bond...

you've got the best of me baby. OH yeah!Skinny dip me in a pile of pillows and drag me through the fields of Patagonia. Now that my friends is some neanderthal love. Have you ever washed onto shore...
Posted by Johnny Nails on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 03:08:00 PST

I reinvented the Spoon! In time for Valentine's day! Get one now.

I reinvented the spoon, yes...Finally!Let's absurdify life, east to west.Guilty pleasures are still pleasures, why add guilt to it?Your face is pretty.radjaw's new song is monsterous, check it out "Fa...
Posted by Johnny Nails on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:07:00 PST

PLEASE ENJOY...Thanks David Cross.

This made my day. Thanks David Cross. Smooches....
Posted by Johnny Nails on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 02:21:00 PST

Celebrity day. Johnny Nails narcissism afternoon, and new wiping techniques!

I am writing you from the kitchen of our home in Ballard, wearing my patented super red red rider rockwear...If you read my blogs you're probably a bit queer (1940's version asshole) like me, so thank...
Posted by Johnny Nails on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 06:14:00 PST

Day 4 of no smoking is much better than day 3.

Yupp.Day 4 of no smoking.I'm way too wound up to write much of anything right now, especially about my sweet sweet smoking habit....ummm....smoke.....anyways, thought I would let you know in case you ...
Posted by Johnny Nails on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:17:00 PST