Jenny Rocks Your Lame Ass - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"Never want no love affair, I just like the clothes you wear. There's one thing I gotta do before I kiss you - I want a beer and a cigarette"...I am a level 20 half-elf chaotic evil rogue rock n roll pop tart revolutionist...Joe Strummer is my spirit animal...I'm a freedom fighter at heart...Growing up I wanted to be Abbie Hoffman, Patty Hearst, Bette Midler from The Rose and Johnny Thunders - somehow I manage to be a little of all four...Music is revolution...Ace Frehley makes me happy...I'm one-half of Team Awesome...My dog Waylon kicks ass...I have an un-natural obsession with Lynyrd Skynyrd...Be kind to animals, don't eat them...I'm nice, generally a little goofy and fiercely devoted to my friends...Kickstart my heart and kick out the jams, motherfucker.Oh yeah - I book a weekly rock/metal/punk show at The Sunset in Ballard. It's called 4 O'Clock Rock and it takes place on Sunday afternoons. Send me a message if you want to book a show, and come on down on Sundays and I'll get you drunk.....

My Interests

Insurgencies, revolutions and fighting the good fight, cooking, hot rods, old motorcycles, ninjas, county fairs, Scrabble, horror, samurais, smeared eyeliner, pygmy goats, vodka kung-fu, karaoke, zombies, comics, my Playstation, your mom, pinball, felonies, nerds, touring, vintage clothes. Free the West Memphis Three, please. www.wm3.org.

I'd like to meet:

Chances are you are not Hunter S. Thompson, Woodward and Bernstein, Keith Richards, Lester Bangs, Nikki Sixx, Joe Strummer, Dean Martin, Adrien Brody or Abbie Hoffman so chances are I don't care. If I run into you in a bar I may talk to you if you are a fellow freedom fighter, a karaoke whore, a sparkly conversationalist, a fearless heart, a gearhead or a loathesome kindred-spirit self-medicator. Otherwise I really don't give a shit. I have been known to change my mind though. Nice boys don't play rock and roll.

Music:

MC5, The Clash, Thin Lizzy, Hanoi Rocks, The Pogues, Riverboat Gamblers, Tom Waits, Velvet Underground, Cheap Trick, Rainbow, Sweet, Foghat, Humble Pie, Johnny Thunders & the Heartbreakers, Skid Row, Motley Crue, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Bronx, Detroit Cobras, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Iron Maiden, LA Guns, Dead Boys, Queen, Stiff Little Fingers, Buzzcocks, The Stooges, X, Meat Loaf, The Sonics, Mudhoney, Johnny Cash, Steve Earle, Slayer, Elvis Presley, Whiskeytown, Turbonegro, Motorhead, Black Sabbath, Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson, etc etc etc.

Movies:

Documentaries ad nauseum, generally anything that ends in "...of the Dead." Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, etc. Dark comedies, tragic romance, horror, Troma stuff, Wild at Heart, True Romance, Natural Born Killers, Wuthering Heights, Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2, Hero, Dog Soldiers, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, From Dusk Til Dawn, Evil Dead, Dead By Dawn, Army of Darkness, Kill Bill, Pumpkin, Urban Cowboy, Empire Strikes Back (you know its the best one), Love the Hard Way, Napoleon Dynamite, anything by Jim Jarmusch....

Books:

Augusten Burroughs, Hunter S. Thompson, David Sedaris, Chuck Pahlaniuk, Charles Bukowski, Barry Gifford, Clive Barker. Stories of revolutions and revolutionaries, fatansy epics like Narnia, Oz and The Lord of the Rings (yeah, I'm a nerd), comics & graphic novels (30 Days of Night!), Necronomicon Ex Mortis (haha), music biographies and biographies about people more fucked up than I (even better if they are one in the same)

Heroes:

My heroes always wear black.