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I Love: My family and my friends, and my late, great, pet cat Taz. R.I.P. PRETTY KITTY!!! I also love looking at beautiful women - call me a voyeuristic pervert and a future Dirty Old Man, but hey, at least I'm honest! I had to remove Salma, she's a cheating tramp who went and got pregnant and engaged without consulting me first. So here's my new favorite hottie, Alessandra Ambrosio (special thanks to my good buddy Chris Faucette for the help in finding out her name):Ladies - want to go out tonight?Music and sports are my main interests - Heavy Metal and Baseball are my favorites, but I enjoy all types of music and sports.I am agnostic - I do not believe or disbelieve any religion until I have tangible proof. But when I do find my (THE) God, he/she will have only (ONLY!) two rules: 1. I do not want any money from you. 2. I do not hate anyone just because they do not think exactly as I do. Haven't seen one yet - let me know if you find one!I am not a Republican or Democrat, and support both in a few areas, but am generally left-wing. My main right-wing opinion is that I have no tolerance for repeat criminals and (I know this is VERY radical) I would not be opposed to an eye-for-eye justice system and strongly support the death penalty. But I am, in general, very leftist.

My Interests

Heavy Metal, baseball, fantasy sports.

I'd like to meet:

My future wife - where are you ???
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Music:

Killswitch Engage, Bullet For My Valentine, Saxon, Diecast, Mastodon, Godsmack, Disturbed, Static-X, Korn, Lamb of God, All That Remains, Slayer, Pantera, Sevendust, God Forbid, Anthrax, Trivium, Ill Nino, AC/DC, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, In This Moment, Foo Fighters, Darkest Hour, August Burns Red, Becoming The Archetype, Skid Row, Accept, Unearth, Soundgarden. KILLSWITCH ENGAGE RULES!!!

Movies:

Master and Commander, Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Airplane!, Tommy Boy, Ken Burns Baseball documentary, Midnight Run, The Shining, Boogie Nights. 80's comedies are the best - Weird Science, Caddyshack, Vacation, Revenge of the Nerds, Fletch, Beverly Hills Cop, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Stripes, 48 HRS, Splash, Bachelor Party, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Trading Places etc...

Television:

Current - Mariners, Canucks and Seahawks games (and the Sonics when they're good - I'm the ultimate Sonic fair weather fan, I'll admit it. But I've enjoyed the Kevin Durant era so far.), Family Guy, Simpsons, War At Home, CSI, Survivor, Headbangers Ball, American Dad. All-time - Cheers, Married With Children, Sanford and Son, X-Files, Seinfeld, Star Trek The Next Generation.

Books:

Stephen King's "The Stand" is my favorite book of all-time. Fave authors include - Stephen King, John Grisham, John Saul, Dean Koontz, Bill Simmons, Rob Neyer, John Sickels, Bill James.