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My World is Scarier Than Yours.

Conflicted, twisted, insidious, and distant.

About Me



Vocalist. Poet. Writer. Lyricist. Philosopher. Performer. Musician. Artist. Humanist. Anarchist. Agnostic. Student. Visionary. Lover. Fighter. Rebel. Revolutionary. Satirist. Joker. Smoker. Midnight toker. Flawed. Human.

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(1505 1610) Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf was the ruler of Carpathia and Moldavia. On a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain, he sat on a throne of blood. Not exactly a man of the people, the evil tyrant gave himself such nicknames as the Scourge of Carpathia and the Sorrow of Moldavia, and was also known to his people as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy. In 1610 his people rebelled against him, and decided that his death should equal his cruelty. Vigo was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disemboweled, and finally drawn and quartered. Before he finally died, his severed head uttered his last words: "Death is a but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back!"
You Are Kermit
Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know.
You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems.
Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green.
Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies! The Muppet Personality Test
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?I love this twisted video: ..

I'd like to meet:

Other than Lily Munster, someone who understands me.

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adopt your own virtual pet!

We will always remember.

Music:

Allow me to start by saying that you should always support the local music scene where you live. Go see live independent local musicians doing their thing.That being said, anything Mike Patton takes precedent over all other music. But I listen to almost everything. My CD collection is 500+ and still growing. I mostly enjoy intricately composed music (ex: Danny Elfman, Frank Zappa, The Beatles, Self, etc.) as well as music with intelligent, meaningful, compelling lyrics (ex: Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Leonard Cohen, Bjork, etc.). I'll listen to anything, so teach me.

Movies:

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I like movies that challenge reality as you know it. Films that make you see the world in a whole different light. Some of my favorites include: The Royal Tenenbaums, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Adaptation, Pulp Fiction, Dead Alive, Coffee and Cigarettes, Life is Beautiful, Trainspotting, Ghostbusters, Transformers: The Movie, Donnie Darko, American Psycho, the original Dawn of the Dead, the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Shaun of the Dead, Transylvania 6-5000, The Truman Show, 12 Monkeys, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. I love horror movies. I love silly comedies. Some action, some sci-fi, some romance. I prefer indie films to blockbusters. Mostly, I just enjoy intelligent films.

Television:

I don't watch TV anymore. I used to love Quantum Leap and Amazing Stories. What's Happening?!! is my favorite sitcom ever. The Simpsons and The Critic are my two favorite primetime cartoons. I also love Danger Mouse and Count Duckula a whole helluva lot. Red Dwarf is a great British sci-fi sitcom. When I had HBO, I really enjoyed their programming. Da Ali G Show is hilarious. And Entourage was just plain old cool. I've liked a lot of other shows, but for the most part, my life is better without television.

Books:

I love Vonnegut. I love Bukowski. I love Kafka. My absolute favorite book is Sidhartha by Herman Hesse - that book will change your life. Everyone should read it. I guess my other favorite books would be (in no particular order) Anthem by Ayn Rand, Farenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury, A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess, 1984 by George Orwell, Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut, Love is a Dog From Hell by Charles Bukowski, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by Philip K. Dick, The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson, and the list goes on.

Heroes:

Layne Staley. Kurt Cobain. Frank Zappa. John Denver. Mohamed Ali. Thomas Jefferson. Charles Darwin. Aristophanes. George Washington Carver. Galileo. Salvador Dali. Rosa Parks. Danny Elfman. Benjaman Franklin. Albert Einstein. Mother Theresa. Christopher Reeve. Friedrich Nitchze. Charles Bukowski. Kurt Angle. Martin Luther King, Jr. Abraham Lincoln. Timothy Leary. Hunter S. Thompson. Charlie Kaufman. Jim Henson. Stan Lee. Danica Patrick. 50 Cent. Joey, Dee Dee, and Johnny Ramone. John Lennon. Mike Patton. And Steph...

My Blog

I Got Curious

I had to see how many albums on the Rolling Stone Top 500 Albums I have. Here goes: 1 Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (The Beatles), 2 Pet Sounds (The Beach Boys), 3 Revolver (The Beatles), 5 Ru...
Posted by My World is Scarier Than Yours. on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 08:22:00 PST

The Lunatic Rivers

When it comes to music, I am an impulse buyer. That's why my CD collection is 600+. And that impulse grabbed me again the other night. I was at Target just browsing in the CD section when all of a sud...
Posted by My World is Scarier Than Yours. on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:48:00 PST

PTA Meeting

That's PTA as in Paul Thomas Anderson, people... Okay, I just saw There Will Be Blood. Holy cow, I thought it was amazing. Daniel Day Lewis gives another paramount performance. When it comes down to ...
Posted by My World is Scarier Than Yours. on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 10:40:00 PST

Breaking Up With Camels

..> Okay, so I'm attempting to quit smoking AGAIN. The most difficult thing about quitting smoking is the fact that I like to smoke. I like myself when I smoke. I look the like of cigarettes. I l...
Posted by My World is Scarier Than Yours. on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:24:00 PST

My 3 Favorite Movies

I''ve been able to identify my three favorite films of all time. Not only that, but I can tell you just why they are my favorites. 3.  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind What can I say about t...
Posted by My World is Scarier Than Yours. on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:09:00 PST

Insomni-yawn

I have been tossing and turning in bed for almost three hours now. I cannot sleep. I am suffering from some serious distress at work which I believe is causing this. My job is awful. It is so stressfu...
Posted by My World is Scarier Than Yours. on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:33:00 PST

Stapled Down Needs Album Art

The name of our debut album is The Black Locust. Gimme whatcha got. Need some help here. Thanks.
Posted by My World is Scarier Than Yours. on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 09:16:00 PST

Seriously Need Some Help Here!!!

Guys, gals, everyone. Please read this. When I was in Battle Axis and we were putting out a CD, we held a MySpace art contest to get our CD design. Now in Chicago, I have a new band called STAPLED DOW...
Posted by My World is Scarier Than Yours. on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 04:49:00 PST

Trains and Tunnels

Dick jokes.  Everybody loves dick jokes.  Whether you take the high road and use anatomical terms like penis or phallus or take the low road and use slang like wang, schlong, or cock, there...
Posted by My World is Scarier Than Yours. on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:39:00 PST

Washed Away

Here's the lyrics to one of the new songs I've written with my new band Stapled Down. "Washed Away" Some lessons never get learned, just like some fires eternally burn With each tiny spiritual crisis,...
Posted by My World is Scarier Than Yours. on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 04:56:00 PST