Member Since: 11/28/2007
Band Website: indiestore.com/earcrusher/
Band Members: David (Stretch) Halverson - Lyrics, Composer, Vocals, Guitar, Keyboards, Producer.
Tony (Slim) Jumont - Lyrics, Vocals.
Gary (Baldy) Halverson - Bass, Guitar.
Simon (Pieman) Pavitt - Guitar, Violin.
Kyle (Kylesky) Baylis - Vocals, Drums.
Sally (the very beautiful) Halverson - Vocals, Co Producer.
Sounds Like: we think we sound like EAR CRUSHER
Other myspace users have said we sound like:
Beck
Basement Jaxx
Original
Mixture and unique
What do you think?
Jokes Table
General Musician Jokes
Two roadies were moving the cart of amps and drum cases, in order to load them back onto the tour truck
The singer came by and said, "You should push the cart instead of pulling it. It's a lot easier."
So the roadies turned around and started pushing the cart.
Then one said to the other, "You know, this is a lot easier."
The other replied, "Yeah, but we're getting farther away from the truck".
Q. Do you know how to make a million dollars singing jazz?
A. Start with two million.
Q. How do you improve the aerodynamics of a musician's car?
A. Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof!
Q. What is the difference between a musician and an investment bond?
A. An investment bond eventually matures and earns money!
Q. What do you get when you play country music backward?
A. You get your house back, your truck back and your wife back!
Drummer Jokes
Q. What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A. A drummer!
Q. What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless!
Did you hear the one about the bass player who locked his keys in the car on the way to a gig?
It took him two hours to get the drummer out.
A guy walks into a shop.
"You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gibson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremulo?"
The shop keeprs replied "You're a drummer, aren't you?"
"Yeah. How'd you know?" said the man.
The shop keeper said "This is a travel agency."
Q. What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent drummer?
A. Big Foot's been spotted several times.
Guitarist Jokes
Q. How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. A dozen - One to actually do it, the rest to stand around saying they could have done it better.
Q. Whats the difference between a lead guitarist and a pizza?
A. A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q. How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Don't bother...just leave it out... no one will notice.
Q. Why don't bass players ever catch a cold?
A. Even a virus has some pride.
Q. How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune?
A. Evidently all of them.
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