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Callie

the sickness of the cell is the survival of the organism

About Me

I am polite,sweet,generous,easily annoyed,not easily offended,enthusiastically precise,I can be a real cunt before my afternoon java. I try to keep up with all the political bullshit so that I can do my part in passing the word...I am very much a skeptic and I prefer to look at possibilities instead of limitations...I respect all things that grow ... esp.oaks! Satan is my hero!!! I hate loud dogs,popcorn chompers, SUV's, over-produced modern music,sports,bible-thumpers,peoplewho talk at concerts, stupid people,corporate whores,gentrification,most Hollywood movies, uneccessary film remakes,gibbering coke-heads,.....I am a proud New Orleanian and an embarrassed U.S. citizen!

My Interests

Drawing,comics,cartoons,Science fiction,cooking,movies in general esp. horror,French New Wave & Independant-NOT "Indie",animals,(esp.cats),spicy food, reading, my bike, politics,the environment,historical preservation,satire,coffee,decorating,super heroes, bugs,ancient cultures,magic(NOT the "Gathering"),music (esp. local live shows),costumes (wearing them)& LOTS of other stuff...

I'd like to meet:

I would like to terrorize Woody Allen and kiss him on his bald spot. I would like to tickle Crispin Glover while I shout his song about automanipulation. I want to headbutt Gov. Blanco in the nose and call her a MURDEROUS FASCIST CUNT!!!!!! David Lynch, Christopher Walken, & Dario Argento

Music:

Einsturzende Neubauten,Simon & Garfunkle,The Jam,Hawkwind,Residents, Asylum St.Spankers,Can,Helios Creed,Boredoms,the Stranglers,Liquidrone,ZAPPA,Chrome,Gang of Four,Johnny Cash,X,Neil Diamond,Wierd Al,White Zombie,Cradle of Filth,Foetus,Big Black,The Cold,Grateful Dead,Stevie Wonder,ENO,the Mars Volta,Turbo Negro,Lounge Lizards,the Fall,Miles Davis,BOWIE,Leonard Cohen,Neu,Angelo Badalamenti,VDO,the Fens, The C.O.G.,M.C. Chris,DEVO,Hendrix, the Clash, Blowfly,the Who,the Zombies,the MC5,the Stooges,Coil,Tom Waits,Black Flag,Morning 40 Federation,Butthole Surfers,Dead Kennedys,Nick Cave,Tim Buckley,the Rutles,Alice Cooper,Pink Floyd,Theremin,the Melvins the Bingo! Show,Jon Spencer Blues Explosion,T Rex,John Cale,Goblin,Parliament Funkadelic,the Velvet Underground,Monster Magnet,Magma,Dick Dale,Tangerine Dream, Ramones,Ray Charles,Roy Orbison,Happy Talk Band......ETC......THE LIST COULD GO ON FOREVER!

Movies:

The Station Agent,Evil Dead,The Abominable Dr. Phibes,Wickerman,Hellraiser,Bubba Ho-Tep,A Mighty Wind, Mystery Men,King Of New York,Phenomena, Knightriders,House of Yes, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre,They Shoot Horses,Don't They?,Weekend,Henry Fool,Gamera, The Forbidden Zone, F For Fake,The Ruling Class,Cabin Fever, Night Of The Living Dead, Dr. Strangelove,Love And Death, Videodrome,Pennies From Heaven,Chinatown,Citizen Toxie,V for Vendetta,On the Beach, Ginger Snaps,Tromeo And Juliet, Susperia,Wild At Heart, Dead Alive, Cannibal Holocaust,The Holy Mountain,Awakening Of The Beast,Visitor Q,Zombie vs. Mardi Gras, Spider Baby,A Bucket Of Blood,Theater Of Blood,Devil's Rejects,School of Rock,Rushmore,Re-Animator,American Splendor,Ghost World

Television:

Twin Peaks,Da Ali G. Show,Masters of Horror,Mr. Show,MST3K,Dr. Who,News Radio,Ren & Stimpy,Space Ghost,Futurama,Reno 911, Venture Bros.,Colbert Report,Aqua Teen Hunger Force,Dead Like Me, Brak Show,Malcom in the Middle,Weeds,Troma's Edge T.V.,Viva Variety,Daily Show,The Night Slalker,South Park,Simpsons...you know,the OBVIOUS stuff

Books:

The Chronicle of the Black Sword by Michael Moorcock...The Illuminatus Trilogy by Robert Shea & Robert Anton Wilson...Dune(especially Children of Dune)by Frank Herbert,Good Omens by Terry Pratchet & Neil Gaiman,Mucho Mojo by Joe R. Lansdale,Abolishing Christianity by Jonathan Swift,Letters From the Earth by Mark Twain, Slaughterhouse 5 by Kurt Vonnegut,The Watchmen By Alan Moore,Books of Blood by Clive Barker,Cities of the Red Night By William S. Burroughs are some of my favorites...I also like Lovecraft, Tolkien, Bradbury...I should stop now

Heroes:

My husband...Because he's FRENCH,BITCH!!!Morgus (THE MAGNIFICENT),Vincent Price,Dario Argento,Lloyd Kaufman,David Lynch,Stephen Colbert,Robert Anton Wilson,J.R. Bob Dobbs,Andy Kaufman,George Romero,George Carlin,Sarah Silverman,Alex Jones,Bill Hicks!!!!

My Blog

A real home

  I am in the middle of moving from Esplanade Ridge to the Bywater!!!! Karl & I have found a wonderful place with terrific landlords who actually take care of the property! There is so much s...
Posted by Callie on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:45:00 PST

NEW ORLEANS

It is such a wonderful feeling to no longer dread going to work.I have once and for all washed my hands of Bourbon St.I am currently working @ one of the world's 50 best restaurants----AND I F@$KING L...
Posted by Callie on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:30:00 PST

SAVE A WAY OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scientologists,FEMA, Haliburton,& Karl FUCKING Rove are stealing land and attempting to destroy a way af life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I  will now take this time to urge smart & interesting "thou...
Posted by Callie on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 06:04:00 PST