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Noop!

I am here for Friends

About Me

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You Scored as The Student Dyke
Your entire life is defined by two things: your intellect and your sexuality; moreover you often merge the two to lure in women.

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The Student Dyke ..
.. 80% .. ..
The Pretty-Boi Dyke ..
.. 70% .. ..
The Femme Fatale ..
.. 55% .. ..
The Magic Earring Ken Dyke ..
.. 50% .. ..
The Stud ..
.. 45% .. ..
The Little-Boy Dyke ..
.. 40% .. ..
The Sprightly Elfin Femme ..
.. 40% .. ..
The Surprise! Dyke ..
.. 40% .. ..
The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke ..
.. 40% .. ..
The Bohemian Dyke ..
.. 35% .. ..
The Quasi-Gothic Femme ..
.. 30% .. ..
The Hipster Dyke ..
.. 20% .. ..
The Granola Dyke ..
.. 20% .. ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Stompy Types who stomp and smoke...raspy voiced accordion players,...folks that misrepresent...weak-ego'd hypocrites that never perceive how irrational they are...mopey dysfunctionals with mommy issues...people that can't keep an appointment...folks that think everything on this page is about them...people that brag that their friends are really tough...people that accept praise for my work...folks that announce myriad projects that never get done...lame pussywhipped midwesterners...people that browbeat and abuse the folks that are good to them...obviously these MUST be the people I want to meet