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Sascha

I am here for Friends

About Me

I hate wearing flip flops. Right now I'm obsessed with lemon yellow, nineties fashion, black pepper, new skill sets, cotton, louise brooks bobs, style will save us, empire waists, finding new linens (easier than credenzas) & a loft bed, being an aunt, lusting after staub french ovens, paper bag shorts, repurposed wood, not killing my zinnias [oops, killed them.], pulling better espresso shots, depression glass, the follow through, visiting rocinha, being nice again, sleep, and a certain cute sneakerhead cubs fan who plays his music too loud and needs a haircut.
My only goal in life is to be good at every single thing (ever and potentially existing), and I'm about 71 percent there, so I'm guessing I'll burn out around 30.
I'm okay with that.

My Interests

outsider art, eating disorder recovery, third-wave feminism, literacy, special education, human development, knitting scarves (and occasionally other, more complicated, things), semicolons, the chicago cubs, liberation theology, coffee addictions, helping people, being snarky in a nice way, dark beer, a preferential option for the poor, anglo-catholicism, funny haircuts.
also, I used to talk to simmie a lot, but now she's moved and I'm sad. if you know of any other simmies available for friendship in the metro area, let me know.

I'd like to meet:

People with advanced palates who don't annoy me. People who can appreciate my pretty wicked impression of the Melvins.

Oh, wait, I also don't want to meet people who don't support affirmative action. No, really, I seriously don't want to meet them. I'm a pretty big fan of affirmative action, as well as reparations, and I spend a lot of time in the shower refining the reasons why I support them. It's not a totally academic study, but I feel like it's pretty solid. I like people who are just as interesting as they think they are, if not more so. I'd like to meet more people who don't creep me out and people whom, likewise, I don't creep out. I'd like to meet more people with steel frame road bikes who would like to sell them to me for cheap. Really, I guess, I only need to me one person like that.

Music:

the hold steady, dinosaur jr, miles davis, t.i., pavement, tl/rx, os mutantes, and fugiya & miyagi.

Movies:

rear window and the queen.

Television:

30 rock, good eats, easy entertaining w/ michael chiarello, the office, bravo reality tv, top model, pbs, human giant, and, yes, I've got a tivo season pass to the hills.

Books:

what is the what, stealing jesus, king dork, and the entire western canon as defined by me and matt and not harold bloom. eff that guy, seriously.

Heroes:

poppie, gustavo gutiérrez, families, alice waters, paul farmer.

My Blog

On Why, if You Don't Like the Hold Steady, You May Be Dead to Me

When I found out, I was shocked. I suppose I shouldn't have expected to go through life feeling surrounded by people who felt as I did, feeling as though everyone understood. And now I don't because...
Posted by Sascha on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:21:00 PST

eight tops

[PERSON ONE]:david1) How long have you known this person?: Sixteen years and some change. His whole life.2) Where does this person live?: With our mom.3) What is this person's initials?: DBI4) Why is...
Posted by Sascha on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 09:29:00 PST

if you play wolf parade over wolf eyes

it, uh, sounds just like wolf eyes. except you can call it "wolf eyes parade", a parade guaranteed to piss off the old ladies.
Posted by Sascha on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 11:18:00 PST

after all this time

you'd think I'd know who ciara's boyfriend is or whose legs those are. pathetic.
Posted by Sascha on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 05:28:00 PST

more diction complaints.

I hate the word "jam" used as a verb. Come up with a new one. "Jam" the noun, however, is delicious.
Posted by Sascha on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 11:30:00 PST

Open Letter Unfit for McSweeney's

Dear Austin City Limits Music Festival,    At first I was kind of upset that you sold out of three day passes so soon.  I was also kind of grossed out with you for booking Jet.&nbs...
Posted by Sascha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

to annoy conlan and make matt smile

I MISS MY BOYFRIEND. his name is matt, and he's way neat.  tell him to come home where a cute girl will do his dishes and kiss his nose and he can get mad at her for making fun of ugly houses bec...
Posted by Sascha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

souvenir spoons

The time came when her mind raced too frequently and with too much energy to delay picking up pen and paper again. She knew, though, that the problem was not with the pen, but with the many vessels sh...
Posted by Sascha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm sick.

don't let me cough on you.
Posted by Sascha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

OMG, epiphany. (that rhymes.)

I just realized that I'm a big snob about not being a snob.  Oh, and fiction.  I also just realized how much I really do fill with disgust at the thought that Camille Paglia exists in the s...
Posted by Sascha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST