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alexis

When the moon makes you squeal like a long slender eel, that's a moray!

About Me

www.AlexisWinslow.com

I LOVE to paint. If all I ever had to do was to paint and eat stuffing, I would die happy and fulfilled (and wonderfully fat).My favorite color is cocoa brown, but really any color of brown will do.I like to sew.I would like to teach YOU how to knit, or knit better even.I like lots of cream and sugar.I don't really know what to order at Mexican food resteraunts.I have been quitting smoking on and off for eight years.My friends are very good dancers and I am trying to learn from them.The "Birthday Song" is my favorite song of all time.My friends are WAY cooler than your friends.I shoot to thrill, play to kill.Invite me to your party.I probably like you more than you think I do.

My Interests

Dropping banana peels in high traffic areas, Unknowingly distorting the truth in inappropriate ways only to result in my own dispair and embarassment, paint, needles, glue, fabric, scissors, stuttering, quitting, starting, sleeping, thinking too much about not thinking enough, pickles, that boy I'm in love with, dancing poorly because I drank too much, and people that want to spend their money on things I have made.

I'd like to meet:

If you like to make stuff, I like you. If you eat meat, I like you better. If you would like to buy me a drink, you're my best friend. Creeps beware! I do not respond well to sleeze. FRIENDS. ya, friends, that's who I want to meet. I don't want to meet you if you are planning on being mean to me in the future, or if you even have that potential.

Music:

ROCK N, ROLL ROCK N' ROLL N' GO ON OUT AND SPREAD THE NEWS ROCK N' ROLL HOOCHIE COO THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME TO PAY YOUR DUES THINK I'LL LOVE AWAY MY BLUES THINK I'LL LOVE MY BLUES ROWDY MAMA LIGHT MY FUSE

Heroes:

Everyone who didn't vote for George W. Bush is my hero. Too bad they didn't come through for me.

My Blog

Another year older, and what do I get?

I turn 23 tomorrow. How about that? ...
Posted by alexis on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 10:03:00 PST

teething hurts

My very first Blog! So I am so morally opposed to making this post, you have no idea, but I am doing it anyway, because I never really liked feeling good about myself. SO>> I will use this blog ...
Posted by alexis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST