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About Me

Like Hercules he found himself placed, not between vice and virtue, but between the mediocrity consequent on assured well-being and all the heroic dreams of his youth. So I lack true resolution, he said to himself. This was the suspicion which gave him most pain. I'm not the wood out of which great men are fashioned, since I'm afraid that eight years spent earning my bread will rob me of the sublime energy required to do extraordinary things. - Stendhal, "Le Rouge et le Noir"

My Interests

Mozart, James Joyce, sodomy.

I'd like to meet:

Other people who only want to refer to coitus by obscure 20th century literary terms stolen from famous authors like " What is a house without potted meat? Incomplete.", or "Can you make my ovaries incandescent?" (Joyce, Miller, respectively).

Music:

My favorite part of any song is Slick Rick's guest on Outkast's "Da Art of Storytelling (Part 1)".

Television:

Law and Order seasons 6-14.

Books:

I don't have time to read these days as I take the Economist, New Yorker, and Atlantic. Oh, but actually, I'll always make time for a Malthusian comedy or two.I own and enjoy many books. My favorites are Invisible Man, the Divine Comedy, and Schnitzler's Reigen.

My Blog

Red Coats, please.

Could British people please stop spelling "fetus" as "foetus"? The Latin word is "fetus". That stupid spelling bugs me to no end.
Posted by JudieJudieJudie on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 07:07:00 PST

go now

I am so funny.
Posted by JudieJudieJudie on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:27:00 PST

Lunch Meat

Brooklyn is the lunch meat capital of the East Coast, no questions asked. You can buy it everywhere. Every grocery store, every bodega, and everything in between. You can't even get lunch meat in Norm...
Posted by JudieJudieJudie on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:20:00 PST

certainly have higher goals

http://asi-fue.livejournal.com/110391.htmloh, come on. you can still comment here.
Posted by JudieJudieJudie on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 07:53:00 PST

Planning my funeral.

Everyday is exceedingly more stressful. Uhual's slogan that their smallest trailer can be "towed by any car" comes at a price, and the special price for Mazda Proteges is upwards of $300 just for the ...
Posted by JudieJudieJudie on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 01:09:00 PST

aleph bet gimel dalet

Today has been a mix of high stress and extreme rejoicing. The stress I'll keep to myself. However the GOOD NEWS is that for the Frappuccino Festival at work, for the mext month we can dress like pira...
Posted by JudieJudieJudie on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 07:48:00 PST

I am nothing of a builder.

I stole this from Marcus because it was funny!Directions:Put your music player on shuffle.Press forward for each question.Use the song title as the answer to the question.No cheating!How am I feeling ...
Posted by JudieJudieJudie on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 03:53:00 PST

About my wedding.

What a creppy blog title, huh?So as you may know my parents are the luckiest people on Earth. Not just because I am their daughter, but also because their wedding annivesary is Juneteenth. If you don'...
Posted by JudieJudieJudie on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 07:48:00 PST

More Pepto Bismol please.

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?i've been heavily interegated auf deutsch several times about my rail ticket.2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?not really, i also don't close my m...
Posted by JudieJudieJudie on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 06:32:00 PST

Did you know I love presents?

I know! You too? Presents is one of my favorite words in Russian. Po-darky is, I guess, a transliteration. Anyway, I want these presents.A T-shirt that says "Not only am I perfect, I'm an asshol...
Posted by JudieJudieJudie on Sat, 13 May 2006 12:52:00 PST