Overheard at B. Dalton's |
Inexplicably Aggravated Salesperson: Is there something I can help you find?Way Too Excited Middle Aged Couple: Do you have any books of names for pets?IAS: I don't have any pet name books. I have ba...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:02:00 GMT |
Monarchy |
This week's Nova covered the migration of North American Monarch Butterflies. I enjoy watching Nova. I would never say I love Nova because of one particular problem I have with it: sometimes the sci...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:49:00 GMT |
Someone has good PR people |
And that someone is named T.I. After being awarded a mandatory 45 day community service stint due to a felony weapons charge, Mr. I. will be paying his debt to society on MTV. His service, providing...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 21:43:00 GMT |
The best non-sequiter I've ever heard that turned out not to be one: |
"I had to buy a bunch of pickles for my neighbor's kids."There's this ridiculous girl in the class I'm taking who just says the best moronic shit ever. She's this awful little fatso from Texas who's ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:44:00 GMT |
To-day |
I attempted to make an ATM withdrawal and could not due to insufficient funds. Further investigation reveals that the funds were sufficient enough for the 20 bones I was trying to extract but not qui...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:38:00 GMT |
Doucher |
Reading this article (http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE4BG
1ID2008121) was worth it just for this quote:"These new series reflect Generation 'Why Not?' -- living, working and pla...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 12:20:00 GMT |
Fact: |
I have never been arrested, but I have been audited by the IRS once and sued twice (almost three times). The most recent suit is costing me right now, so if you were expecting a Christmas present fro...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 01:05:00 GMT |
I can’t pronounce the president elect’s name. |
So, I've been following this Presidentitorial Election pretty closely on satellite radio. I was pretty excited by this Borat Oblama guy. He's a socialist, which I like, and he's a potential terroris...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:09:00 GMT |
A day that will live in awesomefamy |
10 October, this year of our lord two-thousand and eight (and no cents) at approximately 21:20 Central Daylight Time marks the triumphant return of Dylan Speed to the Soona State. Then, it's 30 days ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:11:00 GMT |
I just watched The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford |
Spoiler Alert:It doesn't end well for Jesse James.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:41:00 GMT |
