Buffalo Rock ginger ale must be contained. |
I was recently wandering the aisles of my local commissary and came upon a new (to me) brand of ginger ale that isn't owned by the powerful Cadbury Schweppes ginger ale monopoly. Made by the Buf...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 16:10:00 GMT |
Notes on my new photo. |
First, it was taken on the camera phone, which takes pictures of spotty quality, so forgive the low res.
My hair does look that terrible now. I don't expect to have another good haircut for the ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 12:16:00 GMT |
Marc's mail |
I checked Marc Zimmer's mail for the first time in ages today. This was my favorite.
Hello, Me name is Svetlana. After birthday of my girlfriend after all my girlfriends have left to meet with t...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:13:00 GMT |
I thought my son was the child of Satan. |
He had a birthmark behind his ear bearing the numbers 666. This would clearly mark him as the Anti-Christ. Then I noticed that there was a zero between the second and third six, rendering ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 11:50:00 GMT |
Bulkhead |
Bulkhead is what we call a wall in the Navy. A ceiling is an overhead, and the floor is the deck. Galley and scullery seem to generally refer to the kitchen and/or the cafeteria. Sta...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 13:37:00 GMT |
Top Secret |
I have a Top Secret Security Clearance now, which means I'm the shit. While I was getting the brief on how to conduct myself now that I have that clearance I noticed a sign on the wall. It...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 09:39:00 GMT |
Today I saw a t-shirt. |
Those of you who were on my olde emailing list may remember my occassional "Fat People in Funny T-Shirts" updates from college. One of my favorites was the enormous piece of tubby shit wearing a...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 14:15:00 GMT |
The last week. |
Monday come, and I desperately wanna go home. Unfortunately, the P.F.A. stood between me and this goal.
The P.F.A. stands for Physical Fitness Assessment. It's the standard Navy test to se...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 14:36:00 GMT |
I'm out of the Navy! |
Gotcha, suckaz. Man, do you look fucking stupid.
J/k, guyz, like as if.
I did finish boot camp, so when I get leave in like a decade I can come visit. Four months to be more precise. ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 15:58:00 GMT |
Just so we're all up to date. |
I joined the Navy. Yes, seriously. I ship out March 14. I'll miss you. Also, Grizzly Man is on the Discovery Channel now. I've not been watching it very closely but it seems a...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 22:23:00 GMT |
