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maria

drive me insane/...i want to eat you like you're sugarcane/ you stir me up and you fry my brain

About Me

AUSPEX / AVIAN MONOMANIAC / SENSORY JUNKIE / PSYCHOSOMA[T] / SNAKE CHARMER/ BELLY DANCER/ ASPIRING SNAKE DANCER "there was a little girl, who had a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead. when she was good, she was very good indeed, but when she was bad she was horrid."-longfellow
"park that car/ drop that phone/ sleep on the floor/ dream about me"-bss
"Imagine with me, not only a strange female, but that quintessence of menace, an American female...the symbol of all that is most demanding and devouring of men. Aggressive, authoritarian, overly intellectual and systemized." -Helen Barolini "i've got God my father jumping down my throat/i've got the Virgin Mary naked on my bed/and i got sweet Lord Jesus living in my head"-bjm
MARIA: Latinate form of the New Testament Greek names (Mariam) or (Maria) (the spellings are interchangeable), which were from the Hebrew name (Miryam). The meaning is not known for certain, but there are several theories including "sea of bitterness", "rebelliousness", "wished for child", and "perfect one". However it was most likely originally an Egyptian name, perhaps derived in part from mry "beloved" or mr "love". if i were a state of mind, at my core--unburdened by all the practicalities of modern life--i'd be that which is induced by slinky, hip-shaking psychedelic music involving lots of distortion from multiple guitars and more pedals than can be viewed in one field of vision.
highly intelligent yet completely daft, loquacious yet contemplative, philanthropic yet egoistic, late despite earnest attempts to be on time, graceful yet clumsy, eloquent yet inarticulate, impulsive yet prudent, erratic yet centered, passionate yet analytical, intense yet reveling, cheeky yet timid, refined yet profane, mischievous yet gracious, temperamental yet sprightly, saturnine yet incandescent, trend setting yet indifferent, outlandish yet acclimatized, diligent yet distracted, restless yet calm, opinionated yet open-minded, blunt yet sincere, strong yet weak, social butterfly with extremist antisocial and/or reclusive tendencies.
think too much; would like to be able to turn off intellectual capacities while retaining basic bodily functions.
am an idealist/dreamer/romantic/ perfectionist to fault.
am easily enthralled by philosophical discussions, esp. pertaining to existentialism. have impulse control issues & am hyperactive.
swimming naked in the ocean equals non-inebriated bliss.
if i could add any appendage to my body, it'd be wings.
help rehabilitate injured wildlife @ the wildlife rehab center. live with a husky/border collie mix & 2 small parrots that speak/quasi-comprehend italian & english, perform complex cognitive tasks, & are madly loved.used to be fluent in french & german. am debatably fluent in english & italian. have yet to finish ba in italian & linguistics; instead opted become a certified vet tech (i.e., veterinary: nurse + laboratory technician + anesthetist + pharmacist). was planning to do grad work at m.i.t. in psycholinguistics: studying the cognitive & communicative abilities of parrots, but may opt instead to apply to veterinary college so that i can legally play w/ & fix the insides of live animals instead of just cadavers."you turn 25 and now you're all out of escapes"--lcd soundsystem"cut me in 2 3: 1 2 save, 1 2 waste, and 1 2 eat. I cut myself in 3: 1 4 us, 1 4 them, and 1 4 me"--les savy fav"I like too many things and get all confused and hung up running from one falling star to another till I drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion." -Jack Kerouac "Definitions confine thoughts, they are a myth/ Words are clumsy, language doesn't fit/ but we know there's no limit to thought" -Ride "my defences become fences/now i'm stumbling/i change my face/and if you think i'm fake up/ wait around till I take off my make-up/here we go again/i need another one/her name is/she looks through me/says i'm the only one...i mean we'll take it slow/i really don't know...you and me, what does that mean?/always, what does that mean?/forever, what does that mean?/it means well manage/i'll master your language/and in the meantime i'll create my own/by my own" -tricky
What Kind of Pet Would You Be?
YOU WOULD BE A PET BIRD
You’re intelligent and witty, yet surprisingly low maintenance. You charm people easily, and they usually love you a lot more than you love them. You resent anyone who tries to own or control you. You refuse to be fenced in.
Why you would make a great pet: You’re very smart and entertaining.
Why you would make a bad pet: You’re not interested in being anyone’s pet
What you would love about being a bird: Flying, obviously!
What you would hate about being a bird: Being caged.

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maria --
maria--
[adjective]:
Pretentiously academian
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My Interests

making the world a better place
animals and their behavior (especially birds/ornithology)
pinups (especially elvgren & friends and mcginnis)
etymology & language (especially italian/ french/german)
ethology
foreign cultures & travel
being in water/swimming
bellydancing
philosophy: humanist & postmodern thought (especially existentialism), political
playing with cadavers
neuroanatomy and neurobiology
inebriants (especially coffee, irish whiskey, sambuca, poorman’s black velvet)
endorphine rushes from tattoos/body piercings/hardcore exercise
making love to guitars
stringed instruments (esp. dobros, banjos, upright basses, cellos, rickenbackers)
shoes (esp. knee-high boots & platform heels)
mermaids
the virgin mary
vintage ads (ca. 1900-preWWII)
being read to
watching guys shave
scottish accent
mohawks
making out
volcanoes
ruins and abandoned dwellings/cities
trains
cooking
art: nouveau/de stijl/bauhaus/deco,...
NPR: esp. this american life & car talk
"salad fingers" by david firththe feeling of a broad-faced grin creeping across your face that you just cannot stop
laughing so hard that it feels as if your insides are beginning to shift and your abdominal muscles hurt when you breathe
dancing until nothing really matters anymore and almost collapsing from exhaustion and/or dehydration

I'd like to meet:

i'm not playing with you, i clean forgot how to play/but you can still come around, in fact I invite you down/maybe together we can wipe that smile off your face/cause what a difference, what a difference, what a difference a little difference would make--fugazi

animals we are/disposable, collapsable and raw--coldplay

there's always a siren singing you to shipwreck/...we are all accidents waiting to happen--radiohead those who comprehend that: the quintessence, basis, and intendment of life is love in all its forms (and not just in some trite free-love/nonobligatory way); our imperfections and idiosyncrasies make us beautiful--not just our abilities and attributes; we're intrinsically all the same: wondrous, imperfect beings; our paradigms are a result of cultural conditioning; national borders are but imaginary, politically imposed restrictions--not definitions
those who: value life, love, honesty, experience, intelligence, art, beauty, instinct, sensation, and integrity above money and power; cannot fit themselves into these tiny boxes

someone for whom i'd immediately, and without second thought, be willing to part with one of my kidneys, were they only in need

people that can make my knees week, heart pound, chest heave, and, without effort, induce me to truly FEEL and THINK

people who break the mould w/o trying

greyhounds, penguins, snakes

my very own brad wood or david rawlings


sexy geniuses

tom waits, gary oldman, henry rollins, anthony bourdain, fabio cannavaro, mark gardener, parker posey, and ron perlman (preferably in full-blown hellboy attire)

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Music:

Aislers Set, AmAnSet, Arcade Fire, Archie Bronson Outfit, Atmosphere, Federico Aubele, Beatles, Black Eyed Snakes, Black Heart Procession, Black Angels, BRMC, BJM, Broken Social Scene, Jeff Buckley, Calla, Carter Family, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, Clinic, Coldplay, Common, Cowboy Junkies, CCR, Dead Kennedys, Dead Meadow, DJ Cam, Doves, Nick Drake, Flaming Lips, Foo Fighters, Fugazi, Galaxy 500, Gang of Four, Mark Gardener, Gear Daddies, Astrud Gilberto, Al Green, GBV, Hall&Oates, PJ Harvey, John Hartford, Billie Holiday, Jolie Holland, Interpol, Jamiroquai, the Jam, Jawbox, Jayhawks, JAMC, Jonathan Fire*Eater, Joy Divison, Juneof‘44, Kills, Kinks, Kinski, LCD Soundsystem, Sondre Lerche, Les Savy Fav, Le Tigre, Liars, Low, Luna, Loretta Lynn, Dean Martin, Massive Attack, Cass McCombs, Steve Miller (pre1974), Morcheeba, Morphine, MosDef, MBV, Opal, Carl Orff, Beth Orton, Charlie Parr, Liz Phair, Pink Floyd, Pogues, Portishead, Cat Power, Prince, Radio4, Radiohead, Recoys, Reindeer Section, Replacements, Ride, Rolling Stones, Gustavo Santolalla, Secret Machines, Kevin Shields, Sinatra, Slowdive, Keely Smith, Snowden, Snow Patrol, Spacemen3, Spoon, Dusty Springfield, Stooges, Sufjan Stevens, Supergrass, 13th floor elevators, 311, TRex, Mel Torme, Tricky, Turin Breaks, VU, Verve, TomWaits, Walkmen, Warlocks, Gillian Welch, Paul Westerberg, Wilco, Amy Winehouse, Zero7, and...

opera/classical: Beethoven, Bizet, Debussy, Donizetti, Leoncavallo, Mascagni, Monteverdi, Orff, Puccini, Rachmaninoff, Ravel, Saint-Saens, Schoenberg, Richard Strauss, Tchaikovsky, Verdi,...

Movies:

newest faves:
"LARS AND THE REAL GIRL"
"BROKEN ENGLISH" by zoe cassavettes STANDARD FAVORITES: All About My Mother, Amelie, Amores Perros, Apocalypse Now, l'Avventura, Bottle Rocket, Bridget Jones’s Diary, Chocolat, a Clockwork Orange, Cristo si e Fermato a Eboli, Daytrippers, Dazed and Confused, il Deserto rosso, the English Patient, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, la Femme Nikita, Facing Windows, una Giornata Particolare, Gladiator, Godfather trilogy, Goodfellas, Goodnight and Good Luck, le Grand Bleu, High Heels, In July, Johnny Stecchino, L.A.Confidential, Ladri di Biciclette, Last Temptation of Christ, the Limey, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Lost In Translation, March of the Penguins, Memento, Moonstruck, il Mostro, Next Stop Wonderland, PartyGirl, Planet of the Apes(1968),Primo Amore, the Princess and the Warrior, the Professional, Roma Citta' Aperta, Reservoir Dogs, Run Lola Run, Rushmore, the Shining, Sliding Doors, Science of Sleep, South Pacific(1958), StarWars trilogy, Talk to Her, Tie Me Up!Tie Me Down!, Trainspotting, Umbrellas of Cherbourg, la vita e bella, West Side Story, Zabriskie Point; italian neorealism

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Big Love, Bobby's World, Carnivale, da Ali G Show, EastEnders, Family Guy, Flight of the Conchords, Growing Up: Penguin, Harvey Birdman, Law & Order, Mad About You, Nature, Nova, the Office, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Project Runway, Rescue Me, Scientific American Frontiers, Six Feet Under, Twin Peaks, the Venture Bros. Weeds; any BBC/CBC/PBS reality show (e.g., 1800s House, Manor House, Frontier House, Quest for the Bay, Colonial House)

Books:

currently reading:
'FARGO ROCK CITY: A HEAVY METAL ODYSSEY IN RURAL NORTH DAKOTA'-Klosterman 'FEAR AND LOATHING: THE STRANGE AND TERRIBLE SAGA OF HUNTER S. THOMPSON'-Perry my to-be-read stack:
'CHUCK KLOSTERMAN IV: A Decade of Curious People & Dangerous Ideas'-Klosterman 'DRESS YOUR CHILDREN IN CORDUROY & DENIM'-Sedaris'WERE YOU ALWAYS AN ITALIAN?: Ancestors & Other Icons of Italian America'-Laurino 'THE DISAPPOINTMENT ARTIST: ESSAYS'-Lethem ‘ANIMALS IN TRANSLATION: Using the Mysteries of Autism to Decode Animal Behavior' -Grandin ‘NEVER CRY WOLF’-Mowat 'RED-TAILS IN LOVE: A Wildlife Drama in Central Park'-Winn 'A WING IN THE DOOR: Life with a Red-Tailed Hawk’ -Phillips McQuay ‘THE CLICK THAT DOES THE TRICK’-Deutsch ‘INDECISION'-Kunkel STANDARD FAVORITES: dictionaries, philosophy, Dante Alighieri, Aristotle, Boccaccio, Bukowski, Gaius Julius Caesar, Camus, Chomsky, Joseph Conrad, De Martino, Gramsci, Bell Hooks, Kafka, Kerouac, Chuck Klosterman, Nietzsche, Paglia, Chuck Palahniuk, Plato, Sartre, David Sedaris, Hunter S. Thompson, Unamuno, Virgil, Naomi Wolf; ‘Dog Heaven’-Rylant, ‘Jane Eyre’- C.Bronte, [Little] Miss Spider/Little Biddle Books- Kirk, ‘Le Petit Prince’- St. Exupery, ‘Pinocchio’- Collodi, 'The Parrots of Telegraph Hill'-Bittner, 'Penguin Planet'-Schaffer; Hellboy, Spiderman, & Firestar comics; all books written about Nick Drake in Italian

Heroes:

giulia
not quite heroes, but admired/highly respected:
people who follow their heart in spite of logic,

the virgin mary, dr. irene maxine pepperberg & alex the african grey; Hamilton Leithauser, britt daniel, and j. robbins--as am thoroughly impressed by their give-it-my-all on-stage performance, as well as beyond gorgeous voices and lyrical adeptness; bill barbot, nick drake, beth orton, liz phair, p.j. harvey, amy linton, gillian welch, leonard cohen, and carl orff--godfather of modern percussion.(see who i'd like to meet section)

My Blog

save affordable birth control!

Friends of Planned Parenthood,A recent legislative error made the price of birth control skyrocket for low-income and college-age women. It was a devastating, unintended mistake, and Planned Parentho...
Posted by maria on Wed, 21 May 2008 09:14:00 PST

my heart belongs to the entry

yeah, so, normally i'm that girl--i.e., THAT girl--who goes off counting the ways that small, dark, dank, and divey places fucking rock the music scene whenever they are questioned or threatened by th...
Posted by maria on Wed, 14 May 2008 07:00:00 PST

enneagram: im an eight with a seven wing

My score on The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test: 8 - the Asserteryou chose AY - your Enneagram type is EIGHT (aka "The Challenger")."I must be strong"Asserters are direct, self-rel...
Posted by maria on Wed, 07 May 2008 10:10:00 PST

final stop on todays astro train: the astro birth report

Get Your Free Sample Astrology: Birth Report at Tarot.com Chapter 1. Overview of Chart Your gift lies in your ability to perceive, understand & communicate about matters of feeling, of heart &...
Posted by maria on Tue, 06 May 2008 10:08:00 PST

todo sobra mi numerology

because my gemini rising leads me to provide more information than is necessary...i should work on adding a running commentary.  this is posted for amusement; allexpressed herein are those of the...
Posted by maria on Tue, 06 May 2008 09:31:00 PST

next stop on the astrotrain: my astrological sexual appeal

Get Your Own Astrology Sex Appeal Report at Tarot.com CHAPTER 1: VENUS: The Source of Your Allure Venus, the planet of beauty and love, naturally plays an important part in your powers of attraction....
Posted by maria on Tue, 06 May 2008 09:48:00 PST

how shallow am i?

yet again we venture into the land of maria-is-a-cruel-and-heartless-bitch-with-respect-to-[male]- humans--lovely!!! [stage note: tongue placed firmly in cheek.] (see i do hope that i am going quickly ...
Posted by maria on Mon, 05 May 2008 07:10:00 PST

as above, so below; by looking up I see downward

  Sun Sign: Cancer Sun 19° Cancer 25' Cancer Horoscope for today » Moon Sign: Aquarius Moon 24° Aquarius 31' Aquarius Horoscope for ...
Posted by maria on Mon, 05 May 2008 06:41:00 PST

the secret language of sleep

note: i usually switch up between the fetal position and lying on my side with my arms up around my head or chest (or around someone else)...i think i'm a mixture of various parts of the following: ...
Posted by maria on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:31:00 PST

how many 5 yr olds could you take in a fight?

23...
Posted by maria on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:50:00 PST