Call me Paul! - ProfilesArchive

About Me

What could I tell you about me that you don't already know? My names Paul, I play drums, I absolutely love crisps and reggae. Fuck me, if they ever bring out reggae reggae flavour crisps I'll probably shove a tangerine up my gunt and then gush myself seven ways senseless! In my spare time I like snorting all kinds of house hold cleaning products and crushed up lady jam tablets; my favourite is a mix of Cillit Bang and St Johns Wort. I've got loads of wonga and am well up for some fuck games in the back of my concourse condition Vauxhall Cresta if any of you waxy little titters fancy it. Two legs please, no darkies!

My Interests

Saving seals, Wanking, Steel Pulse Circa 1978, Veggie Sausages, Nintendos, Sex with Criples, y'know... all that kind of stuff

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet lots of other drummers so we can all have a fucking goood moan about how shit everything is since the Marvishnu Orchestra split up. I'd be bi-curious to meet that funny looking yellow lad who ran off with all my delicous frosted lucky charms.