it's no wonder i'm allergic to the truth! |
what a blank holiday!
i'd like to say it was one i'll rememnber for all the right reasons but i'd be shooting piss out of my pizzle if i did. basically, holed up in a late night pool and gwat j...
Posted by danger russ on Thu, 04 May 2006 05:04:00 PST |
it's no wonder I love reading the dictionary! |
TenesmusPronunciation: ta-'nez-musFunction: nounEtymology: Latin, from Greek teinesmos, from teinein to stretch, strain "a distressing but ineffectual urge to evacuate the rectum or bladder"
The c...
Posted by danger russ on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 03:49:00 PST |
It's no wonder I'm tired! |
I don't know how Philip Schofield and Fern Britten do it, I really don't. There I was, settled in for the night with some heavyweight shut up's and a tin of sweet corn when "bring bring bring" goes my...
Posted by danger russ on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 03:44:00 PST |
it's no wonder I love snooker! |
When I was young I'd load up glue and spend hours watching the likes of the Alec "Hurricane" Higgins, Tony "Quite Shit" Drago, Alain "Moody Canadian Fuck, eh?" Robideux, Knowlesy a...
Posted by danger russ on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 06:40:00 PST |
it's no wonder i'm confused! |
What the fuck's this Kudos button all about? If anyone deserves kudos it's me. And a bit of Gravitas, where do I sign up for that?
On a slightly different note, I think I'm spending too much time on ...
Posted by danger russ on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 04:59:00 PST |
it's no wonder I'm a borderline misogynist! |
The thing with a lot of girls is that all the venom they store under their hoods slowly creeps into the cranium and rots their brains, causing them to think through their arseholes. Som...
Posted by danger russ on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 03:57:00 PST |
it's no wonder I've been censored! |
Me Mum thought the story about pissing in my mouth outside the burger bar was probably a bit too much, and maybe rightly so. I've censored myself for the time being, but only because it was me mum. An...
Posted by danger russ on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 04:56:00 PST |
it's no wonder I've got an ankle tag. |
Yeah today was a real tough day... Woke up, knocked one out, smashed up some looms real good, saw Sue Lawley giving it plum so i took her to trouble street and left her in the gutter. Shared a cab bac...
Posted by danger russ on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 04:31:00 PST |
