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Jimmy the Fingers

My name is NOT Earl

About Me

Jimmy would like somebody to come and write his second verses for him as he struggles with this... he would also like a reverb priest to bless his vocals with small echo...

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Member Since: 5/13/2006
Band Website: safepalmoil.org
Band Members: ..
Influences: too many MyGen Profile Generator
Sounds Like: Karaoke Frodo
Record Label: Pieface
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Who is Jimmy Fingers?

God damn it who is that guy? Jimmy what? Fingers? What's that all about, he likes fingering does he what kind of pervert is that guy? What? a collection of atoms? what the fuck are you talking about f...
Posted by Jimmy the Fingers on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:41:00 PST

When milky drinks clash

    When the ovalteenies met up with the horlicks people, there was great jubilation in the street and much merriment, for they were both of the origin of bedtime drinks and had some st...
Posted by Jimmy the Fingers on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:18:00 PST

Back like a Spack

What a moaning bastard I was yesterday ... I did feel like shit on a brick though... well if you will read this drivel... didn't mean to bring you down, but today cheered me up because the word on the...
Posted by Jimmy the Fingers on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 04:36:00 PST

sicko

I'm currently listening to Cut Chemist's new album "The Audience's Listening", although the little search thing seems never to have heard of  Cut Chemist. Or Prince for that matter. Anyway it's h...
Posted by Jimmy the Fingers on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 11:06:00 PST

i miss steve

speaking of tom selleck, what happened to steve guttenberg? how can someone who makes all these crazy ass 80's classics just disappear like that? one police academy too many? what happened steve? I'd ...
Posted by Jimmy the Fingers on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 09:42:00 PST

ZOMBIE DAD

New movie starring Stephen Seagull. Nah, avid readers of this travelology (i.e. my dear self) will recall my farter having a crazy motorcycle accident in Chiang Mai before I arrived on the scene, whil...
Posted by Jimmy the Fingers on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:54:00 PST

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCROTUM!

Boys. Men. Boys to men. If you're in a hot or tropical country and your scrotum is very itchy due to the heat in  combination with the underpants (I like scratching as much as the next Disc Jocke...
Posted by Jimmy the Fingers on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:32:00 PST

white knuckle river padas

BOO-YAA TRIBE!! and lo and behold, the crew of 'the capsizer': what a bunch o gimps... ...
Posted by Jimmy the Fingers on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 09:25:00 PST

Things to do in Sabah

I ain't going on like some twonk about what I had for dinner yesterday and who said what and how much I got for this piece of shit, and will I get my wallet back oo-eck cos this is a public diary (I h...
Posted by Jimmy the Fingers on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 09:38:00 PST

MF Doom

...and while we're at it on the poetry front, here's some of the bestest hippidy hobbady lyrics I've heard this side of cincinatti, from the pen of the mighty M.F. Doom, guesting on the Gorillaz album...
Posted by Jimmy the Fingers on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 08:40:00 PST