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About Me

I was born in a window Twenty years from now. Raised in a zinc sack, buried deep in the soupy marshes of your left ear. My mother crafted me from hand heat melted wax crayons. Explaining my orangey glow. Risen once more to puff my breath under the collar of unexplained zombie children and vampire carcasses of long forgotten Ravens. Rise to your knees, take your lymphoid in hand and praise.... Boar Chops. Boar Chops. Mighty like the lamb. The two the many. Rrzzzzz. Mighty Boar Chops..

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/29/2005
Band Members: The Mighty Boar Chops. Bionic Fonzie, Lord Baltimore, PP Herriman
Influences: Os Mutantes, Beach Boys, Kaleidoscopic pets, Tribe Called Quest, Zappa, Beefheart, King Crimson, Dr Poo Pah Doo and the Bearboons, Kool Keith, Brainiac, No Neck Blues Band, Son House, Sun Ra, Mingus, Monk, Jimmy Smith, Beastie Boys, Moondog, Nation of Ullysses, Fucking Champs, Death From Above 1979, Grey Owl, Archie Bellaney, Nansen, Mikhail Bulgakov, Len Shepard, Kinky Friedman, Rafi Zabor, Hunter S Thompson, Blackalicious, Minor Threat, Black Flag, Bad Brains, Kinks, Gilberto Gil, 13th Floor Elevators, Boredoms, Sonic Youth, Edan, MF Doom, Quasimoto, Bangles, Oingo Boingo, Sue Pollard, Velvet Underground, Robert Johnson, Lee Scratch Perry, Pete Tosh, Zoonberg Players, Butthole surfers, Doors, Windows, Facial Hair, Knots, Lofty Wiseman, Manjo....
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Deliverancebeverlyhillbilliessatansfarmersbutkind.

Whooooaaaaaaa, shitt, Just escaped from the clutches of two sunken mouthed devil worshippping farmers. They read our emails and listened to our conversations through walls. They've taken a lock of my ...
Posted by Mighty Boar Chops on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:56:00 PST

Canada in Spandex

Holy smokes, getting into Canada never proved so hard. We entered overland from Seattle. When we arrived at customs we were greeted by the most humourless, jobsworth, guard i have ever met. She grille...
Posted by Mighty Boar Chops on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:34:00 PST

Drum Tabac

Record shop, Record shop, Sushi restaurant, Record shop. An overview of downtown San Francisco. So many wonderful record shops to spend my diminishing funds in. I witnessed one of the greatest bands i...
Posted by Mighty Boar Chops on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:05:00 PST

Hawaiiiiiiiiiii, The Next Generation

Whilst sat here playing with my scalp, I have been musing over the island of Oahu. Without your permission heres my informative nod to the land of Belligerent Surers and Grass skirt smoking. Genital H...
Posted by Mighty Boar Chops on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:23:00 PST

Glowing Pigs, a Night Fright.

We've nearly blown away from this prison colony called Oz, but before we left we picked up our legs hollowed out logs and hit the water. A rather large and weed filled lake. Us, in Kayaks on top of s...
Posted by Mighty Boar Chops on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 06:53:00 PST

The Colonies....

Okay heres the skinny. We shared a hostel room with a crazed, unblinking, rotting teeth stinking, paintbrush beard wearing Ozzy ex con. All fun and games. He would only address the wife and at any opp...
Posted by Mighty Boar Chops on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:12:00 PST

The Further adventures of....

Being in hot climes is doing wonders for my pallid complexion, if beetroot red is your thing. My waters are a syrupy yellow through lack of water and heat. We're just off down the coast to wander aron...
Posted by Mighty Boar Chops on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:47:00 PST

Long logs of antipodean joy

Twenty Eight hours journey. Four hours sleep. Tired and blocked up. When I settled in Perth I passed an anaconda into a porcelain recepticule. Owwww. Now i know what Johnny Cash meant. The B...
Posted by Mighty Boar Chops on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:38:00 PST

GREAT GRAPE RUN

ON THERE WAY THE NEW SOUNDS FROM BOARCHOPS....MELT YOUR BRAINS, ROT YOUR TEETH, SEE YOUR GRANNY DANCE....I'VE BEATEN THEM IN A BARREL FOR YOUR EARS TO DIGEST FILL UP AND SELF DESTRUCT....BOAR CHOPS BO...
Posted by Mighty Boar Chops on Sat, 06 May 2006 10:18:00 PST

Magik

The time has come, New for you from my personal armoury, tunes to make your teeth rot Listen to the squealing, reel in horror as your fingers switch on for a second listen, then feel your brain trickl...
Posted by Mighty Boar Chops on Sat, 06 May 2006 10:11:00 PST