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About Me

SOME FOOL WAXED THE FLOOR AND SCREWED UP B-TEN'S LANDING. BUT THE FIRST PART IS OFF THE HOOK! BUCK-TEN AN BECK GO WAY BACK. I STILL SAY I SHOULDA WON. REMATCH!
Silent but not deadly, small yet big hearted, Tall yet short-winded.

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My Interests

Skipping Rocks, Breakdancing, Funk Foo, Waiting for my spirit to say hello to the moon, Hot springs with large men of eastern descent.

I'd like to meet:

Dali Lama, a herd of lamas, and my reflection in a pond

Music:

Bruce "Bruno" Willis, Cibo Matto, Marky Mark, Ravi Shankar, Sigur Ros, Yanni and the sound of the wind passing through my unibrow

Movies:

Double Dragon, Spring Summer Fall Winter Spring, House of Flying daggers, Pulp Fiction, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 " Turtles in Time"

Television:

I sleep in tubes, I never watch them but different Strokes was great and that Belvedere was sure amazing.

Books:

Living Buddha, Living Christ, How to cook Otafuku Style, Frog and toad, Berenstein Bears, Robert Evans Autobiography " the Kid stays in the picture"

Heroes:

The mentor of my life B DUBBZ!!!! My lovely whom haveth shown Bert the way

My Blog

F- YEA MORE LOVE FROM THE BUCK TEN GROUPIES

HELL YEH BOYZ BUCK TEN JUST GOT THE WORD THAT BUCK TEN IS ON NOKIA UNWIREDS HEADLINE PAGE OF COURSE MORE PEOPLE ARE JUMPING ON THE BUCK TEN BANDWAGON CAUSE THEY KNOW THAT THE FUTURE OF THE WHOLE FUNKI...
Posted by BUCK-TEN OOWWWW on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:09:00 PST

BACK FROM HELL

OWWWWW BUCK TEN IS IN THE HOUSE AND READY TO ANSWER TO MY MILLION AND MILLIONS OF LOYAL FANS A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN BUCK TEN" AND I HAVE BEEN GETTING TONS OF PE...
Posted by BUCK-TEN OOWWWW on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:56:00 PST

THE NEXT CHAPTER IN OTAFUKU REX HISTORY BEGINS NOOOWWW!!!!

After having a huge success in bonnaroo, the suits were all over the bertman like TERRORISTS ON JOHN MCLANE They want another hit. They want me to go solo. They want me to lose the jumpsuit. ...
Posted by BUCK-TEN OOWWWW on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 05:11:00 PST

BONNAROOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!

"LADIES AND GENTS, THE BERTMAN IS HEADED TO BONNAROO! ANYONE DOWN FOR CARPOOLING? CAN'T WAIT TO GET DOWN GET DOWN IN THAT COUNTRY AIR! REALLY LOOKING FOWARD TO SEEING RADIO HEAD, SEU JORGE,BLACKALICIO...
Posted by BUCK-TEN OOWWWW on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 11:59:00 PST

X MEN 3 (beware of spoilers inside)

U KNOW WHAT REALLY CHAPS BERTS ASS!?!?!?!"OK, WHAT IN THE FUNK WAS UP WITH X MEN 3!?!?! SWEET JESUS!!!...
Posted by BUCK-TEN OOWWWW on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 02:36:00 PST

Bert Proverbs.....volume 1.

" A man with one leg knows the quickest way home, but a man with three legs know the quickest way into your wife's pants" &nbs...
Posted by BUCK-TEN OOWWWW on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 06:01:00 PST

Lost in Bertlation

Konichi-Wa Myspace. I have disappeared, only to reappear. Fear not, Bert man is back. And I am on a mission. From Otafuku. I understand that the question of the day is where I have been....
Posted by BUCK-TEN OOWWWW on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:52:00 PST

OH MEXICO

"ABOUT THREE WEEKS AGO BERT AND CAMERA THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GR8 IDEA TO GO DOWN TO T.J.. SINCE BERT'S NOT A RAGING ALCOHOLIC LIKE THAT CAMERA FACED BASTARD, THE B MAN GOT A LITTLE ...
Posted by BUCK-TEN OOWWWW on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 05:16:00 PST