NEVER question a drunk!!!! |
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, &
nbsp; A carton of eggs, &...
Posted by ROLINDAMIKE on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:03:00 PST |
Everyone’s clock |
A man was walking in the woods and came to a cottage where the walls were covered with clocks. He asked the woman who owned the cottage what all the clocks were for. She replied that everyone in the w...
Posted by ROLINDAMIKE on Sat, 17 May 2008 01:58:00 PST |
Why I fired my secretary!............. |
Why I fired my Secretary. Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, ’Happy ...
Posted by ROLINDAMIKE on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:22:00 PST |
Who said "country boys" were’nt smart??? |
Who said "country boys" weren’t smart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD’’Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?&r...
Posted by ROLINDAMIKE on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:34:00 PST |
Tips on pumping gas!! thanks Angialina |
TIPS ON PUMPING GAS (Good information) I don’t know what you guys are paying forgasoline.... but here in California we are also paying higher, up to$3.50 per gallon. But my line of work is in pe...
Posted by ROLINDAMIKE on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:49:00 PST |
Anger Management |
Anger Management WorksWhen you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to takeit out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out onsomeone you don’t know. ...
Posted by ROLINDAMIKE on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:59:00 PST |
42a tings ina life offa Italian child!! |
Italians
42 Things In The Life Of An Italian Child
01. You have at least one relative who wore a black dress every day for an entire year after a funeral.02. You spent your enti...
Posted by ROLINDAMIKE on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:09:00 PST |
Sipping Vodka |
SIPPING VODKA ..:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O />
This is too funny - I still have tears in my eyes! Finally, a chain letter that I don't mind forwarding. It's funny (don't break chain)
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Posted by ROLINDAMIKE on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:33:00 PST |
Man’s thots of 44 year marrige |
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 40 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a so fa bed and watched a 10-inch black and wh...
Posted by ROLINDAMIKE on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:24:00 PST |
Writing of George Carlin |
GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate.A Message by George Car...
Posted by ROLINDAMIKE on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:25:00 PST |
