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I wish my brother George was here...

About Me

I'm Matt Kahler, the shit I had written on my profile before stunk. I've got nothing interesting to say in text. I'm a libertarian empiricist, atheist, an intellectual, and an opinionated ass. I'm a personal trainer and I'm into Active sports and bodybuilding. I am very passionate about music and film, (I LOVE hip-hop/underground hip-hop) . I am a MAJOR Simpsons / Family Guy / South Park fan. Thats about it. Anything else you wanna know, you're gonna have to ask.Instant messanger name: starrpremier facebook: http://loyola.thefacebook.com/profile.php?id=10803201 EMAIL: [email protected]: Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know? And half of them are just nasty skanks who wouldn't be nothing except they're surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. And I'm gonna tell you something T... I'm not gonna be one of those assholes. Alright? It just makes me sick.".."God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off." -Tyler Durden.. Lil' Jimmy Norton... Deadbeat hero Doug Stahnope.
Get your own playlist at snapdrive.net! Ricky Gervais's incredible rant on celebrity culture from the season finale of "Extras."

My Interests

    (Underground) Hip-Hop Video games Weightlifting Science Politics Fitness Music Film Bars Women Food Everything else
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I'd like to meet:

.. DAVID CROSS PATRICE O'NEALPATTON OSWALTEDDIE MURPHY DOUG STANHOPEBILL HICKSJIM NORTON
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BILL BURRDAVE CHAPPELLECHRIS ROCKLOUIS C.K. LEWIS BLACK MITCH HEDBERG SARAH SILVERMAN

Music:

    Living Legends (Grouch, Eligh, Murs, LuckyIam.PSC, Asop, Bicasso, Sunspot Jonz, and Scarub) Atmosphere Cannibal Ox A Tribe Called Quest De La Soul Aesop Rock Gang Starr MF Doom Prefuse 73 Mikah 9 Aceyalone Freestyle Fellowship People Under the Stairs Common Brother Ali Eyedea and Abilities Non-Phixion Daddy Kev J. Boogie DJ Shadow Boot kamp klick Hieroglyphics J-Live Organized Konfusion Brand Nubian DJ Q-bert Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth Ab Rud & Tribe Unique Boogie Down Productions Eric B. and Rakim Illogic Madlib Lootpack The Last Emperor Lyrics Born Mobb Deep Mos Def Talib Kweli Wu-Tang Nas (Illmatic - Best album EVER) One Cut Public Enemy Pharcyde The Roots Louis Logic Sage Francis Joe Beats Big Daddy Kane Marley Marl Black Sheep Diverse Ugly Duckling Little Brother J-Zone Weathermen Peanut Butter Wolf Soul Supreme Styles of beyond Visionaries Beat Junkies J. Rawls Dan the Automator Kool Keith Prince Paul Ras Kass Slick Rick Zion I Z-trip DJ Krush
...the list goes on and on.......

Movies:

    Saving Private Ryan (or pretty much anything directed by Spielberg) Big Lebowski (and anything directed by the Cohen Bros) Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind LOTR The Matrix Office space Tommy Boy The Professional Super Troopers Pulp Fiction (and anything Tarantino), Goodfellas The Godfather Casino Blues Brothers (and anything by Landis) Fight Club Seven
May just be shorter to make a list of films that I DONT like... .. .. .. ..

Television:

    Simpsons Family Guy Futurama King Of the Hill Seinfeld Curb Your Enthusiasm Conan The Office (UK) Extras (UK) Arrested Development Aqua Teen Hunger Force Anything on the History Channel.
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Books:

    Stephen Ambrose Cornellius J. Ryan Mark Bowden Any of the other writers of the greatest military novels known. Chuck Palanuck Neil Strauss Hunter S. Thompson

Heroes:

    My mom and dad Former President Eisenhower The men and women of the US Military Tom Hanks Gary Oldman Steven Spielberg Trey Parker and Matt Stone Matt Groening Tom Leykis Lil..' Jimmy Norton Bill Hicks Doug Stanhope Opie & Anthony Patrice O'neal Dave Chappelle Richard Pryor Patton Oswalt
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