if u hurt me, i can walk away from u and never look back.
now that we've gotten that out of the way, here are a few things u should know about me:i am not a beatles fan. i think they're okay, not amazing. i understand why other people like them though. if you're the kind of person who's going to be up my ass about this, then i really have no interest in knowing u. most of the beatles songs that i actually like are early beatles stuff. and my least favorite beatle was john lennon. i kind of thought he was a pretentious asshole at times, and his taste in women was dubious, to say the least. but i have always had a thing for paul mccartney. . . somehow, for some reason, that is completely tasty to me. . .this news story was published on my bday, and i think it's funny. it's indicative of my warped sense of humor i guess. by the way, can anybody loan me some money? . . . no reason. . .Penis for Sale
August 16, 2007 -- Up for auction next week at a Beverly Hills gallery is a rare piece of pornographic prehistory - a 12,000-year-old walrus penis.
The fossilized phallus, discovered in frozen Siberia tundra, is 4½ feet long, making it "the largest known mammal penis fossil," according to the I.M. Chait Gallery.
i don't like babies. not human babies anyway. but show me a puppy or a kitten & you'll hear a lot of high decibel shrieking, and not from the aforementioned puppy or kitten. i hope to eventually have at least 4 cats. i have 2 now. i don't have the space for any more than that. but animals are a much better fit for my lifestyle than human children. for one thing, i don't need to get a sitter for my cats every time i leave home to go to work. i don't have to take them with me to the store. i can just leave them there, and they won't burn my house down or go through my stuff or look at porn sites online while i'm out. there's a lot of trust between us. plus, if one of my friends calls me at 2am and says "hey come party with us," i can leave immediately, & stay out till 6am, & no one will call me an unfit mother & say my cats should be taken from me. also, i have to be honest, adopting cats was way easier on my figure than actually squeezing out a human baby. i didn't get morning sickness when i found out i was getting a cat, & i didn't get fat, & i didn't suffer from post partum depression, probably because there was no partum, but anyway, i was able to keep my figure intact, which is good, cuz if i screw up my figure then i have to buy all new fat clothes, & going fat clothes shopping is not nearly as fun as going skinny clothes shopping.i rock out with these guys. . . jason mraz
30 seconds to mars
butch walker
panic! at the disco
brenden folds 5
the raconteurs
tom mcrae
chris cornell
michael brunnock
undersea explosion
ATTENTION BANDS: don't friend me!!! i've blocked bands from sending me friend requests because i am not interested. having a myspace music page doesn't necessarily mean your band is any good, as there is no prerequisite for having a myspace music page. plus i'm running on a dialup connection & it's hard to listen to music over myspace anyway - you've essentially got 4 seconds to impress me before the track starts to buffer. don't send me emails either - i am not going to check out your page. i'm getting a little annoyed with finding an avalanche of shameless self-promoting emails from crappy bands in my inbox. i despise people who are more interested in self-promotion than in being my friend.
i love presents from the jensen beach ghetto, guys who smell good, ruffino chianti, a nice neanderthal, a cro-magnon, prehistoric man. . .i love this passage: "i saw my whole life as if i had already lived it. an endless parade of parties and cotillions, yachts and polo matches. always the same narrow people, the same mindless chatter. i felt like i was standing at a great precipice, with no one to pull me back, no one who cared. . . or even noticed."
