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Brenden

About Me


I'm Brenden. I live in Florida, but would like to wake up one morning and move across the country. I feel like that would be terrifying and exciting. If you've ever done it, let me know how it worked out for you.
I really enjoy airports, and firmly believe that they're some of the best places to go and kill a day. If you have some extra time and appreciate the little things, walk around the airport and take it all in. What's a few dollars for parking compared to hours of self reflection?
This might sound silly to you, but sometimes when I'm in my car I'll put the windows down, turn the volume up and pretend I'm starring in my own music video. It's all fun and games until you're caught by the car next to you, but at least they have something to chuckle about. :)
I deleted the paragraph that took up this area. It made me seem vulnerable, and green... and I just couldn't have that. You can make up your own story about me in this space until we move along to the next portion of my self explaination. ___________________________________! (note that it ends with an exclamation, thus making it exciting)
I'm all over the place, but try to be level headed. I give advice that I should probably take. I have a low tolerance for a lot of things, but understand and accept that they happen. I'm pretty sure I like me, but I still want you to like me. I laugh at things that probably shouldn't be funny, and I do it shamelessly so cyainhell. I always assume I think more than everyone else, and that what they think about could never compare to the things that cross my mind. Is that terrible?

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My Blog

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I stepped out of my comfort zone and it didn't really turn out the way I'd wanted it to. I'm not sure who is to blame for something like that, but I'm guessing myself. I should accept and move on. Tha...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 22:14:00 GMT

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"Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak Arabic, love music and never forget that you come from a long line of truth seekers, lovers and warriors."
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:33:00 GMT

Shot by police, bashed by Palin

Shot by police, bashed by Palin By Nick Brooks I never saw the policeman that shot me. Neither did I feel the hit directly. What I felt were the pieces of my camera that exploded in my face when the...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 08:23:00 GMT

10 People.

1. Write ten things you want to say to people.2. Don't say who they are.3. Never discuss it again.1. Here's the thing... the thing is... I used to have a childish crush on you. Mainly because of your ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 09:51:00 GMT

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I'm in an awful, vile, self loathing mood right now. It could be partly due to the rain. No. I'm jealous. Of the people who appear to be happier than I am at this juncture in time. That's not it eithe...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 21:22:00 GMT

the dentist

Am I the only one who doesn't floss? Every time I visit my dentist I get a speech about how I haven't been flossing, and I always want to jump out of the chair and tell them that they're right (in a v...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 09:47:00 GMT

I am better than your kids

If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with whe...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 19:45:00 GMT

people, people

People are interesting. I wish I knew what most of them were thinking, but I fear I'd be in for a huge let down. So, I'll continue to thrive off the idea that ignorance is bliss, and wonder about...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 08:38:00 GMT

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Dear Cherry Tomatoes, We're cool now. I know we didn't get on real well in the past, and I think the blame has fallen somewhere between us both. You're distinct!! You really come on strong there at th...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 08:37:00 GMT

letter to alcohol

Dear alcohol,First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're e...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 08:35:00 GMT