Think you're B-ADD? Gloves off. Volume 10. Knives optional..COLOR ME BADD (you should put your hand over your heart when you read this or at least hands together in a prayer like fashion.)The Beatles, Beastie Boys, The Dixie Chicks, Color Me Badd... great patriotic American boy bands that will live on forever. And CMB’s shit ain't romantic either, they just pussied it down for uptight “wreckid” exec’s and MTV (and maybe VH1 and perhaps some of those minor shows everyone forgot: The Box, Friday Night Videos, Cable Access, The Cosby Show).Here's the real lowdown on these masterpieces: "I wanna sex you up" was "I wanna fuck you up and make you watch as we run a pastel inspired train on your surviving family." It's all politics. And everyone was into peace back then and not into CMB-style street violence. Gangsta ballads was a new phenomenon. Eazy.-E got the AIDS to this song. True story, he was sharing a needle with Magic Johnson at a celebrity golf outing while making love to the same “ho” in the port-a-shitter."All 4 Love" is all 4 members putting it in all 4 of your major orifices. It was called "Drink, Fight, Fuck, Rinse, Repeat." Studios said gay it up a bit and wah-lah, a tongue in cheek masterpiece on not really loving someone and just being in it for “duh sex.” Limp Bizkit’s “Nookie” was a more sensitive knockoff."I adore mi amor" was about the barriers created between language and a misunderstanding over overseas consent laws. It was actually written in a Japanese prison. Bush Sr. got them pardoned. He actually was in Japan and puked when he heard “some good American men are in prison here, sir.” The first war with Saddham was dedicated to them. They sang the national anthem at Yankee stadium and threw the first pitch. There wasn’t a dry eye in the building. Mostly cause it was raining and everyone had their hats off.“Choose” was written to fulfill contractual obligations, but when you play it backwards it reveals their diabolical plot to fall off the face of the Earth and let the next wave of boy bands take their place. Mission accomplished. Actually an ode to Black Sabbath for putting up with a shitty singer for so long.“I wanna sex you up” .. width="425" height="350" ..“all 4 love (and roast beef sandwiches)” .. width="425" height="350" ..“I a door, me a more” .. width="425" height="350" ..“Choose (pro death)” .. width="425" height="350" ..“Fuck you up live.” No lip syncing or choreography, just plain old asskicking gangsta style. .. width="425" height="350" ..
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