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Killa

I may look innocent, but I'll bite your face off.

About Me

I'm an avid swimmer. I can certainly use the exercise. For motivation I just look at pictures of myself on the beach. Sometimes the memories are so horrifying that I go back there to die. Then some fucking asshole saves me. Somebody's always got to be a hero. I guess it makes them feel better about all of the shitty things they do in life.Oh yeah, I almost forgot...they don't call me a KILLER whale for nothing. Don't make me show you why.
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My Interests

Bellyflopping, seeing how high I can spray water from my blowhole, hunting, fishing, crushing things, plotting to destroy Sea World

I'd like to meet:

You. So I can attack you. Because you think I won't.

Music:

The "Jaws" tune. I always imagine it's MY theme song.

Movies:

The Little Mermaid and virtually anything else BUT the Free Willy series. Willy had the chance to destroy humanity but he pussed out big time. I can't bear to watch.

Television:

Gilligan's Island