after a rugged upbringing in the backhills of the montana wilderness (where I tended to the family goat herd and made money selling my spicy wild boar jerky out of a vw van), I left for the sunshine and glamour of the hollywood hills to persue my dreams at the yeshiva jewish university of greater los angeles county. while attending, I got into a nasty glam drug habit, lost 15 lbs. and was pronounced legally dead 3 times. later, i graduated magna cum laude with a rabbinical degree, opening the doors for me to start my own businesses throughout the arizona deserts (my current place of dwelling). i like to get ripped and jump through flaming hoops. i do a mean mamba. order it with the colorado sauce.
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