$10 salads, a nice pinot noir, a positive balance in my checking account, bloody marys, brunch, caffeine, calling "bullshit", candy, casting my pearls to swine, comment deleters, cooking thai food, diffusing bombs, dodging bullets, dope beats, downy sheets, faking orgasms, free shit, gerber daisies, grabbing you by the balls and twisting, havin' dranks, Interpol, lipgloss, my 'roos, necromancing, NYT crossword, the Onion, pretending I know everything about nothing, remixes, running from my problems, sanity, starting something and never finishing it, sets and reps with Kirk Moore, scary movies, shanalogies, shit talking, the skycam, stella, taking my bra off after a long hard day, text messages after midnight, the theory of energy, tivo, tide with downy, touchdown dances, twirling my hair, underdogs, wondering where it all went wrong, wool scarves, yoga, your moment of zen, alphabetizing my lists of interests.
People on the internets that can tell me how to find hot wealthy men and true love and hip ringtones. in my area. I don't understand my comments either.
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