Oh sweet Jesus, this is funny!!! |
I got this email from one of my aunts in Florida today...God bless her soul.All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, N...
Posted by BratGirl on Fri, 04 May 2007 02:55:00 PST |
In one moment. |
[As some of my regular readers know by now, I like to write fiction. Much of the works of fiction I post are snippets of larger works...but, snippets I feel can stand on their own. Such is...
Posted by BratGirl on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:34:00 PST |
Phished/Hacked |
Some damn good advice I received from Bale today in a bulletin.Have you noticed weird bulletins posted by your friends lately? Instead of surveys and games, it looks like they're advertising ringtones...
Posted by BratGirl on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 05:51:00 PST |
TIPS ON DATING A BAND MEMBER |
Dating a Band Member -- A Significant Other's Survival Guide1. Don't try to be the "manager". Do not get involved with band business -- that is for the band.2. Don't go to band pract...
Posted by BratGirl on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:15:00 PST |
Too much. |
When does it end?When is enough enough?You're nothing but scar tissue,And still they say, "Get tough!"Too much.Too much.Can't get a damn job,But the bill collectors are crying for more.Economy is in t...
Posted by BratGirl on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:09:00 PST |
What else should I be... |
...all apologies.Seriously. I haven't been around much in a long while. I have been neglecting some friends. I am really sorry.Life interferes and all that...and, I have been dealing...
Posted by BratGirl on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:41:00 PST |
Help Women's Shelters...it only takes a click. |
You probably never thought of this, but women's shelters in the U.S. go through thousands of feminine hygiene products (i.e., tampons and sanitary pads) monthly.Assistance agencies generally help with...
Posted by BratGirl on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:33:00 PST |
I got tagged! |
I got tagged by Detroit Devil!The rules this time are to come up with 7 strange and unusual things about yourself. Then, tag 7 of your friends.1. Today is the 16th anniversary of the day m...
Posted by BratGirl on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:18:00 PST |
Shadows |
Shadows danceUpon the wallThe show designedTo enthrallAppearing largeThough very smallFeel their needHear them callAny lightThey try to maulSuch arroganceSuch utter gallThey dim the airThey cast a pal...
Posted by BratGirl on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:48:00 PST |
Who I used to be. |
[I'm going to have to rewrite this...it's a little too "rhymey," even for me.]A ghost slides byShe looks like meA shadow ofWho I used to beHer smile is rigidFirmly in placeAll they seeUpon her faceWha...
Posted by BratGirl on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:40:00 PST |
