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KT Tatara

YOU SERIOUS?!?!

About Me

What's up... I'm the Poon Sensei. I graduated college when I was 20 and became a Stand Up Comedian. I'm a night person. I have a lot of varied interests. I can play several different instruments and like to write music as a hobby. I got into scuba diving and fencing in college. I've been to 45 states doing comedy. I want to learn more languages. I love jean skirts on chicks. Why are you reading this? I just hope you find it serendipitous that I am often sesquipedalian. If you know what either of those two big "s" words mean, go away nerd...but first check out www.kttatara.com

My Interests

Laughing. Logic. Productivity. Writing stuff that makes me laugh. Science and Technology. SUSHI! College Football. NFL. Poker. Weed. Playing the Trombone. Playing the Piano. Writing Music. Scratching Records. Skateboarding. Cool views. Bowling. Traveling. Women.

I'd like to meet:

People that are on the Blind Date uncensored DVD, Shock G and Ali G.

Music:

Jazz. classical. old school and Underground Hip Hop. Turntablism. Trip Hop. french rap. some electronic and ambient stuff like Air. some 80s rock. fusion of any 2 styles interests me. Jazz and Hip Hop is my favorite like Karl Denson and Jazzmatazz... Favorite song - The Humpty Dance

Movies:

Following, Memento, Pi, Requiem for a dream, Usual Suspects, Back to the Future, Top Gun, Die Hard, Scarface, Airplane!, Friday, How High, Half Baked, Don't be a Menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood. South Park. Borat. Team America.

Television:

MXC, Ali G, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Chappelle's Show, In Living Color, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Police Squad!, Married with Children, Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Hookers at the Point

Books:

How to Read, Sphere, Why do clocks run clockwise?, The Inner Game of Tennis, The Game, Myspace for Dummies, The Joy of Farting, The Tipping Point, Ernie Can Run - Bert Can Jump.

Heroes:

Me

My Blog

Recent TV shows and etc

Here is a little update on what I have been doing...I had a Co-Star role in a pilot for FOX called The Beast. It's a really funny sitcom, I really hope it gets picked up for the fall. We taped at CBS/...
Posted by KT Tatara on Mon, 07 May 2007 11:28:00 PST

Dirt on FX with Courtney Cox

Hey I'm going to be in the next episode of Dirt that airs this Tuesday March 20th at 10pm on FX.I'm in the beginning so don't be late! If you miss it I think they re-air it later in the week. Check ht...
Posted by KT Tatara on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:23:00 PST

Clip of me on Comedy Central

In case you missed it here is a link to my set on Live at Gotham on Comedy Central.http://www.neon-entertainment.com/media/videos/KTTat ara(LiveatGotham).wmv...
Posted by KT Tatara on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 04:15:00 PST

HOT GIRLS

I'm watching that show the hidden lives of Miss USA...on mute of course cause all the talk is just nonsense....but those chicks are fucking hot! Holy shit. Miss Florida. Miss Georgia, AZ, South Caroli...
Posted by KT Tatara on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 04:26:00 PST

J Date dot com

So just for fun in the Christmas spirit I decided to make a J date profile.WOW. Talk about slim pickens. I don't think I am going to become a premium member. I've seen some hot "Jappy" girls in my lif...
Posted by KT Tatara on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 05:29:00 PST

Fuck you

I think I am going to remove myself from the Internet all it does is just piss me off...After shows sometimes people say I remind them of Johnny Depp or Christopher Walken...Obviously I don't look ex...
Posted by KT Tatara on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 02:28:00 PST

poem

Who My Daddy BeI demand at test to seeof all my mommas boyfriends, who my Daddy betyrone, terrance or tyree?I will find out out who my daddy be!Going to Maury Povich todayTo test some DNAOh Daddy Dadd...
Posted by KT Tatara on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 06:02:00 PST

Montreal Pics!

So here is a little bit of what happened during my trip to the Just for Laughs Festival....I have some video clips on the way! The Industry vs Artists basketball game was hilarious! The pics and ...
Posted by KT Tatara on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 05:12:00 PST

Positive emails?

So i did this show for Comedy Central called Live at Gotham. Right after it aired I received a bunch of emails and messages. Here are a few I thought were funny. The names have been changed. Sup, K.T....
Posted by KT Tatara on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 02:46:00 PST

Cockblock myself Blog

I have a theory...women are more racist than men when it comes to dating...AND the ones that aren't...ironically are CRAZY!Most men will date a girl of any race if shes attractive and within 10-15 lbs...
Posted by KT Tatara on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:26:00 PST