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Charlizzle

Just as radio was replaced by television, so will television be replaced by steaks.

About Me

The name's Charlene aka Charlizzle. I'm 22 years young and I live in a place where tourists, mickey mouse and the elderly run rampant. I'm half Filipino and half Indian, which basically makes me the bastard step-child of Asia. Other useless facts about me: Laughing is my favorite. I was my middle school's spelling bee champion too yeers in a row. I have a love/hate relationship with poker and Asians. I'm not-so-secretly in love with Conan O'Brien. I'm a lot shorter than you think. And I'm going to take over the world... No no, just kidding! (But, not really)

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My Interests

music, playing piano, laughing, singing, writing music, writing anything, entertaining, photography, poker, the beach, the english language, dissonance, maps, puns, progress, eastern philosophy, learning spanish, yuengling, sarcasm, good food, dystopian literature/film, logic, hedonism, meeting new people, fashion, boba tea, satire, wifebeaters, learning, faux hawks, special K, traveling, sushi, banter, red wine, roller coasters, syncopation, useless trivia, mint chocolate, breakfast, harmonizing with the radio, wit, ice cream cones, the gym, surprises, honey mustard, chocolate chip cookies (preferably with milk)

I'd like to meet:

People who like to laugh
People who like to have a good time
People who like to laugh because they're having a good time
People who can spell
People who can scat
Musicians
Wordsmiths
Non-idiots
Eva Mendes
Eva Longoria
Conan O'Brien

"I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let's evolve. Let the chips fall where they may."

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Music:

I'm open to a lot of different types of music. Some of my favorites include 311, A Tribe Called Quest, Amy Winehouse, The Beatles, Coldplay, Ella Fitzgerald, Fiona Apple, Forever The Sickest Kids, Gershwin, The Hush Sound, Incubus, Jack's Mannequin, John Legend, John Mayer, Julie London, Linkin Park, Mae, Maroon 5, Panic At The Disco, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Reign of Kindo, SoCo, Taking Back Sunday, Taylor Eigsti, Thievery Corporation, This Day & Age... good hip-hop, classical, trance, opera, italian arias, jazz, trip-hop, 90's r&b, rock, choral music, medieval motets, ambient, lounge, rip-rock, some reggaeton, and the sound of most stringed instruments

Movies:

Closer, The Prestige, Across The Universe, The Birdcage, Fight Club, Team America: World Police, Ocean's Eleven, Catch Me If You Can, The Matrix, V For Vendetta, Ace Ventura 1 & 2, Clueless, The Fifth Element, Mean Girls, Chicago, That Thing You Do, Boondock Saints, Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory, Batman Begins... and I'm also gay for Broadway musicals-turned-movies as well as most classic Disney animated films, particularly Aladdin and Alice in Wonderland. Don't judge me

Television:

Law & Order: SVU, Entourage, Californication, Conan O'Brien, Chappelle's Show, Jeopardy, MXC, Best Week Ever, WSOP, South Park, Robot Chicken, In Living Color, The Joy of Painting, Local On The 8's

Books:

Brave New World, 1984, The Da Vinci Code, Digital Fortress, Angels & Demons, State of Fear, The Art of War, How to Rule the World: A Handbook for the Aspiring Dictator.

Other books that I enjoy that don't deal with underlying themes of socio-global domination/meltdown: Siddhartha and Merriam-Webster's Unabridged Dictionary

Heroes:

Ari Gold, Alex Trebek, and The Brain

My Blog

I think my cell phone is depressed...

I think my cell phone is depressed......because all it ever wants to do is DIE!Ugh. I have terrible luck with cellular technology.
Posted by Charlizzle on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:44:00 PST

Indiana Jones and...

[note: if you have not yet seen the latest Indiana Jones movie, this blog contains huge spoilers]Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? More like Indiana Jones and The Temple of F*cking A...
Posted by Charlizzle on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 03:05:00 PST

A Perplexing Potential Political Paradox

In light of the recent primaries, I thought I'd start some friendly banter regarding the current political arena. Basically, the only thing that could be a bigger deal than a (half) black presidentia...
Posted by Charlizzle on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 01:44:00 PST

MySpace Survey!!!

MySpace SURVEY:Are MySpace surveys stupid?   Yes
Posted by Charlizzle on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:33:00 PST

Tila Tequilas Long-Lost TWIN?!


Posted by Charlizzle on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 09:37:00 PST

New Study: Eye Candy is Not Very Good Brain Food

You've probably seen a video clip floating around the internet from the recent Miss Teen USA Pageant. I posted a bulletin yesterday, and was inspired to expand on it right here in my good ol' blog. He...
Posted by Charlizzle on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:53:00 PST

An Apple a Day... Makes You Pretty Lazy

Recently, a friend of mine introduced me to Chiquita Apple Bites. If you haven't had or seen them before, they're basically packaged apple slices:Anyway, the back of the package reads, "Chiquita has m...
Posted by Charlizzle on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 11:58:00 PST

iPhone is iFaulty and iDontReallyWantOne

I'm not sure why exactly, but every time someone talks about the iPhone I feel the need to argue against it. I don't dislike Apple products. In fact, I've been wanting an iBook more and more these day...
Posted by Charlizzle on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:40:00 PST

If Video Killed the Radio Star, Then Can I be Video?

These days, the radio plays fewer and fewer songs with more and more frequency. How often have you heard a song today by Gwen Stefani or Akon... or Gwen Stefani featuring Akon?! Probably more times th...
Posted by Charlizzle on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:36:00 PST

Raped in the Gas-Hole

Since 2001, we have all watched the price of gasoline fluctuate up and down an X-Y axis of hell. In recent weeks, however, the numbers seem to only be going up.As American consumers, I think we're all...
Posted by Charlizzle on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:20:00 PST