Memoirs of a Gay-Sha

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Alex Rodriguez has nothing to do with my profile or my opinion (or lack there of) of baseball. -=shrugs=- I just think he's hot. Yup. That's as deep as it gets. Oh and if I ever wanted to jerk off and look at my myspace at the sime time, I can now do it without opening two separate browsers due to the photo being cleverly planted on my page. Pan right to the XXX photos of A Rod wearing nothing but third base shoved up his ass.
Jong hiding from the fact that he's wearing women's shoes
I got mad pieces
I'll F*** your nephews and nieces
Bend 'em like Beckham, top dollar dime pieces.
I write my essay wit no thesis
I rock my jeans wit no creases
Fadin' like your hair cut
til' they bust n I need a........seamstress?
I'm not a rapper. But I'll pretend. It was hot though, right? I'm weird. But at least I recognize it. And the first step to recovery is admitting I have a problem. I often say or do things that I consider normal but other people consider random. Then they ask me, "why?" and I don't have an answer. I really don't know. I don't know why I pretend like I'm a starving boy in Africa eating melon for the first time when I eat honey dew. It just tastes better that way.
Let’s see… I like to draw. I love art of all types. I see beauty in things that a lot of people overlook while indulged in their own busy lives.
Hmm.. I like to write when I’m emotionally disturbed.
I like to read books….I’m particularly interested in anything that involves science vs. religion.
I love kids just a little bit more than I love chocolate, but this country doesn’t believe in cannibalism and neither do I….because the United States is always right.
Though I was born here, I’m pretty sure there was some freak accident where I was given to the wrong family. And instead of my parents taking their little asian daughter back to her real parents, they just trained my eyes with blue tape in order to make my eyes round. Typical.
I like to party and drink. But not excessively. Nobody likes to puke. Except if you weigh like 87 pounds and are like…24. Then you probably like to puke.
I like to eat pho and play rummy. But I've never eaten pho while playing rummy.
Oh and if I ever decide to talk shit about you I wont say it to your face because that would just be rude.
Other stuff..
~No.. I am NOT asian. I do not have asian in me... but I'd like some..! BAM! Kidding.
~I'm Mexican and Portuguese
~I want to meet people who are into Japanese street fasion and/make-up/visual-kei who want to stimulate visually with me!
~Nihon no otoko no hito ga dai suki desu! :3
~Please don't add me unless you at least send me a message and we have something in common. Unless I already KNOW you.
~If you are going to be on an episode of Trading Spaces and Doug Wilson is on your team, please invite me over because I think he ordered the HOT LUNCH!
"If you see purity
As immaturity
Well it's no surprise
If for kindness
You substitute blindess
Please open your eyes"
Likes:
~Anime
~Concerts
~Art
~Video Games
~When Link drinks kitten milk
~Long hair
~My cat
~Sleeping on the couch
~Racial profiling
~Random nonsense
~Thinking of things I'd do if I were the Pope
~Musica con pollo loco de nena
~ Japanese candy (esp. Kinokonoyama, Haichyuu, Strawberry pocky)
~Winning in video games and talking shit
Dislikes:
~Losing in video games after talking shit
~4 am - 10 am
~Nightmare in a full suit of armor
~Not being able to find that Vega cosplayer
~Being woken up
~When people kill bugs
~Super Milk Chan
~My mattress
Friend pics and random...stuff
Me and Moeko at her house in Gosen, Japan.
I love her so much! Aishiteru Waifu!Oyasumimasen! ^_^
Mi Familia in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
This is my favorite picture in the entire world.
Todd,Shannel,Moeko,Sha,James in Japan Town, SF
with Garby!!! We look psycho
We keepin it gangsta
Deebie Crazy
True to my roots!!!!
Me and my big brother, Vincent
My little handome face, Han-solo,Precious,
Depresh Moke, Prince, baby, Mewty cat Smokey
Mommy
Todd and James cooking at Evan's house. Great night, great times.
Matching is overrated. And so is the phrase "overrated"
Shell's house! We were wee little bucks.
Eric and David Gettums "GETTUMS!"
Carlitos, Sha, Nancy
Nancy, Sha, Cate...and a T-BIRD!
Niece and Nephew who I love and adore
Gabriel Sleeping
This is how we do in the SanLeandro Carports
E-ha-flow and Deebie crazed
With Gregory
Or father was Samurai. Therefore we are Samurai.
No relation.
Sizzle heads
Wise words
"I've got the conch!!!"
My Paper crane and Rico's paper hen ^_^
Me n Smokey Handsome
Arcade in Niigata City, Japan with my dream boyfriend ^^
Lemme throw some knowledge at your face (that...or a brick). Unfinished work in progress.. I promise i'll finish this one
Miyavi is Love
For always being a good friend and an all around good human being.
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...An Impossible Love...