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Ginger Gonzaga

I am here for Networking

About Me

I'm half filipino and half dutch, but i tell people that i'm whatever nationality i'm making fun of at the time so that they don't think i'm racists. I have an abnormal affinity for Russia, the cold war, jewish people, autistic kids sarcasm, creepy art, singing, character acting,and candy. I judge my friends based on whether or not they watch Family Guy and Ali G-. I have two real brothers and about 80 surrogate ones that will eat you if you're a duesch, but if you're good I'll sing you to sleep. I love candy and i love to write. Especiallycomedy writing because social commentary is so much smarter than cruelty. I have a freakin sexy black cat named Tybalt and while she is overly cuddly I've also trained her to be lethal. I also love the environment and compost piles and recycling, but L.A doesn't seem to share this interest. I spend 14 straight ours cleaning my room and it will be messy 14 seconds later. It's amazing really. I play piano and flute like a real asian, but i haven't had a piano for four years. will you get me one? they are heavy and exspensive to move.. This is my character leslie auditioning for american Idol.


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also this is some of my stand up. steal my jokes and my dad will call filipino headhunters and eat you. thanks.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet this kid so badly I'd also like to meet :guys that look really lonely and for some reason only have half naked submissive asian girls as their friends on myspace...and the guys that have enough time on their hands to attempt to search for small asian girls and invite them to be their friends.. oh yeah, and people that will send me messages saying that they could "totally hook me up" with like hard core rappers and Sh** in LA..oh yeah, and cultural oranizations, like filipino karate clubs that want me to promote their tournaments, and guys that send me messages titled "me likey crazy girl" and um, and people who send me messages asking if they can "suck my toes" and their picture is nothing but a motorcycle...other than that, just the aliens who planted a seed in my mothers womb to create me, just kidding dad, don't think i don't know this difference by now. illegal aliens -"ok!", green martians. "no way" i got it i got it , i also want to meet more japanese people (especially old ones like George Yoshikawa's grandpa), i miss my grandpa. I don't want to meet that many stupid people, cause ignorance is only bliss for the ignorant, not those who have to listen to them. speaking of dumb people, here's me playing an idiot (cringe)

My Blog

old vignette

I just found this on my old computer so I felt like posting it. I wrote it on July 4th when I was in China. I found my own little special set of fire works while laying in my bed and looking out the w...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 23:36:00 GMT

this is cool

found it on the ol NYT. very mevalue="true"> ..
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 12:29:00 GMT

9PM deep thought

Did poor people,invent the air guitar? think about it...discuss amongst yourselves
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 21:05:00 GMT

WHY YOU SHOULD DO METH

because the guys in the "i lost me to meth" campaign are legitimately hot, save the hispanic guy with the wonky eye, those cats are fierce! thus, i have concluded that meth is cool and makes you hot a...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 13:03:00 GMT

3AM deep thought number 1

People who play Magic the Gathering....also masturbate to pictures of fairies. it's scientifically proven.deep thoughts. even deeper thought, upon writing this deep thought I just learned that masturb...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:15:00 GMT

THINGS TO PONDER 1

When someone responds to you by saying "cool beans" how cool are those beans? cool? really cold? or perhaps just chili beans? but then again, how chili can chili beans really be? think about it...now ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:23:00 GMT

Making it Hail

i don't like making it rain at clubs, i've done it. it's pretty much retarded. so i make it hail with quarters and nickles...this however, will get you kicked out. pshhh
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 23:34:00 GMT

50 cent owning vitamin water and rapping about the streets

50 cent should stop acting super hood and like he's a hustler. It's kind of hard to listen to a person still talking about a hard knock life when they own Vitamin Water? mind you, five flavors of it, ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 22:44:00 GMT

My Response to: "Bitch, yo comedy video is racist you dumb asian girl"

Dude, My featured video on Myspace Comedy Isn't racist. Allow me to clarify for thoes of you who think that it is. IN particular those with the brilliant screennames: "Know thi$ don't mess with me", "...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:44:00 GMT

I accidently deleted my friends

I accidently deleted 20 of my friends, when i was trying to delete a creepy person. I don't know who they were but i'm sorry., come back! Please know that my deletion of 20 individuals was simply an a...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 15:27:00 GMT