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Jeoffry

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About Me

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I'm the Perfect Pet Survey
What kind of pet are you? beautiful gray cat
What breed? idk--tuxedo markings
Your Real Name: Jeoffry
Nicknames: gray baby
Parents (owners) first names: karen
Any Siblings (human or four legged)? a cousin, with long balck fur but he is old and no fun to play with
Eye Color: green
Pointed or floppy ears? pointed
Short-hair or long-hair? short
Kind of Tail: long
Are you loud or quiet? very very quiet
Food, Food and more Food!
Favorite brand/kind of food: friskies
Favorite Treats: potato chips
Do you ever eat from parents plate? nah
Favorite human food: salmon
Are you picky? yes
How many times per day do you eat? 5-6
Which is your favorite or do you prefer
Cats or Dogs: cats of course
Mice or Birds: birds
Squirrels or Rabbits: squirrels
Indoors or Outdoors: in
Sleep or Exercise: sleep
Up High or on the Ground: up
More Questions
Where do you sleep? couch, or bed, or on top of a suitcase
What is your favorite toy? a little orange stuffed tiger that used to make a roaring sound but doesn't any more
Do you enjoy car rides? no
Do you like to swim? no
Do you like to have company over? HATE IT
What is the worst trouble you ever got into? knocked off a plate of cheese and broke it
What is the best memory with your family? going outside on a leash in the summer
What are your favorite activities? i love to sit on the windowsill and on top of the headboard and i also love to chase my human around the kitchen table
What kind of Tricks can you do? i look pretty when i have a hat or something put on me
Say Goodbye: mrrr-oww
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My Interests

sleeping, chasing invisible mice around the house, eating houseplants, warming the sofa

I'd like to meet:

fluffy, astrid, gizmo, tiger, buddy, furface

Music:

don't care for it too much ..

Movies:

The Lion King The Pink Panther

Television:

Animal Planet my Cat video

Books:

The Cat in the Hat

Heroes:

Tigger

My Blog

cat poem 9

  Ode on the Death of a Favorite Cat - Drowned in a Tub of Goldfishes Her conscious tail her joy declared; The fair round face, the snowy beard, The velvet of her paws, Her coat, that with the to...
Posted by Jeoffry on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:01:00 PST

cat poem 8**this is where i got my name from

  (from) Jubilate Agno For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry....For in his morning orisons he loves the sun and the sun loves him.For he is of the tribe of Tiger.For the Cherub Cat is a term of the ...
Posted by Jeoffry on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:00:00 PST

cat poem 7

  The Naming of Cats The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,It isn't just one of your holiday games;You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatterWhen I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT...
Posted by Jeoffry on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:59:00 PST

cat poem 6

  Cats There's music in a hammer,There's music in a nail,There's Music in a tom-catWhen you tread upon his tail. Author Unknown ...
Posted by Jeoffry on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:57:00 PST

cat poem 5

  Mice Before Milk Lat take a cat and fostre hym wel with milkAnd tendre flessch and make his couche of silk,And lat hym seen a mouse go by the wal,Anon he weyvith milk and flessch and al,And eve...
Posted by Jeoffry on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:56:00 PST

cat poem 4

  The Owl and the Pussycat The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to seaIn a beautiful pea-green boat,They took some honey, and plenty of money.Wrapped up in a five-pound note.The Owl looked up to the st...
Posted by Jeoffry on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:55:00 PST

cat poem 3

  On a Cat Ageing He blinks upon the hearth-rug,and yawns in deep content,accepting all the comfortsthat Providence has sent. Louder he purrs, and louder,in one glad hymn of praisefor all the ni...
Posted by Jeoffry on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:54:00 PST

cat poem 2

  St. Jerome's Cat St. Jerome in his study kept a great big cat,it's always in his pictures, with its feet upon the mat.Did he give it milk to drink, in a little dish?When it came to Friday's, di...
Posted by Jeoffry on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:53:00 PST

cat poem

  The Song of the Jellicles Jellicle Cats come out to-nightJellicle Cats come one come all:The Jellicle Moon is shining bright -Jellicles come to the Jellicle Ball. Jellicle Cats are black and w...
Posted by Jeoffry on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:28:00 PST

the vacuum cleaner is evil

I had a terrible thing happen to me today.  She got the vacuum cleaner out, and I didn't get out of the room in time.  The door got shut and I was trapped in the room with the evil thing.&nb...
Posted by Jeoffry on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:01:00 PST