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Five Stupid Puddies

Who's got food?

About Me

We are five stupid puddies. Our commonality is that we are fat, lazy, and needy.

Puddy 1 is Rupey and he was 19 and half. He was a great pet, and the lappiest of lapcats. He lived a long and happy life. Unfortunately, he suffered from liver failure and passed away on May 12, 2006. We all miss him very much.

Puddy 2 is Damien, named after the Omen character, and he's about 10. He's the biggest bully in the house and bites sometimes. He doesn't like to be pet for more than three seconds, but likes to rough house sometimes. He's the fattest of the bunch and loves to eat cheese more than anything else in the world.

Puddy 3 is Midas. He is about 5 and gets things by being cute. He used to be super-skinny, but now he's gotten a little bulgy belly due to picking up bad habits (ahem...Puddy 2.) He likes to look cute by lifting one paw in the air, enjoys sitting on top of stinky shoes, playing peekaboo, and pulling hair out of his legs so they look like fuzzy, striped corn on the cobs.

Puddy 4 is Ralphy. He's about 3 and is probably the only cat in the world who enjoys taking showers. He's extremely soft and fuzzy and has a really wussy meow that is barely audible. He hides under the bed a lot, but when he comes out he loves affection. He also likes to spend time in high places.

Puddy 5 is Feeby, the only female of the bunch. She's about 2 and has taken the trophy from Midas as the stupidest cat of the bunch. She enjoys crapping in the hallway, peeing in the bathtub, and running back and forth through the house for no apparent reason. It's not her fault though, because she's inbred.

My Interests

Sleeping, Eating, Spilling litter all over the floor, Sleeping, Eating, Barfing all over the carpet, Sleeping, Spilling dry food all over the floor, Eating, Watching TV, Sleeping, Eating, Fighting, Sleeping, Hogging up the bed, Eating, Surfing the net.

I'd like to meet:

Rancoons and Possums to fight with. People with food.

Music:

Faster Pussycat, Josie and the Pussycats, Cats - Broadway Soundtrack, Aristocats - Motion Picture Soundtrack, Tom Jones (What's New Pussycat over and over again.)

Movies:

Sleepwalkers, Cat People, Aristocats, Incredible Journey, Cats and Dogs, Alice in Wonderland.

Television:

Garfield, Heatcliff, Looney Tunes (poor Sylvester), Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Tom and Jerry.

Books:

Puss in Boots, Alice in Wonderland, Garden Cats, The Cat that went to Heaven, Old Possum's book of Practical Cats, The Tail of Two Kitties.

Heroes:

Azreal (kill smurfs), Cheshire Cat, Salem, Morris, Tom Kitten, Fat People too fat to leave their beds.

My Blog

It's Too Quiet in the Puddy House

Well, with Puddy 1 gone, things had gotten a bit quieter, but now Puddy 4 and 5 have just moved away again.  So now it seems our chaotic house of 5 Stupid Puddies has gone back to a manageable 2 ...
Posted by Five Stupid Puddies on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 12:19:00 PST

Puddy 1 1986-2006

Sad news in the Puddy house. We had to put Puddy 1 down due to liver failure. The last two weeks we've seen Puddy 1 steadily decline, and there was nothing else we could do.This profile will continue ...
Posted by Five Stupid Puddies on Fri, 12 May 2006 11:51:00 PST

update

It's bizniss as usual in this puddie populated pad.  Feeby has stopped pooping and peeing in strange places, thanks to a little gizmo that plugs into the wall.  Damien is on a diet, but it d...
Posted by Five Stupid Puddies on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 09:40:00 PST

Business as Usual

One of our owner's is back from Europe, so it's business as usual.  He gives us extra treats, which is good, especially now that Puddy 3 has become a bit of a piggy like me (Puddy 2.)  Our c...
Posted by Five Stupid Puddies on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 06:00:00 PST

Cousins

Our two stupid puddy cousins moved in with us. Now we are a house of 4 male kitties and one female. Needless to say, things are a bit hectic, especially since one of our owners is in Europe for a ye...
Posted by Five Stupid Puddies on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My owner is gone for a while

Just so you all know, our owner left the country for a little while. It's a long story to explain, but because of this, we aren't online as much in his absense. So if you send us a message or do a f...
Posted by Five Stupid Puddies on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Today...

Today Three Stupid Puddies slept all day. Puddy 2 and Puddy 3 woke up and chased poor old Puddy 1 around the house. It was fun for all (except for poor old Puddy 1) and it led to a celebration of mo...
Posted by Five Stupid Puddies on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST