We are five stupid puddies. Our commonality is that we are fat, lazy, and needy.
Puddy 1 is Rupey and he was 19 and half. He was a great pet, and the lappiest of lapcats. He lived a long and happy life. Unfortunately, he suffered from liver failure and passed away on May 12, 2006. We all miss him very much.
Puddy 2 is Damien, named after the Omen character, and he's about 10. He's the biggest bully in the house and bites sometimes. He doesn't like to be pet for more than three seconds, but likes to rough house sometimes. He's the fattest of the bunch and loves to eat cheese more than anything else in the world.
Puddy 3 is Midas. He is about 5 and gets things by being cute. He used to be super-skinny, but now he's gotten a little bulgy belly due to picking up bad habits (ahem...Puddy 2.) He likes to look cute by lifting one paw in the air, enjoys sitting on top of stinky shoes, playing peekaboo, and pulling hair out of his legs so they look like fuzzy, striped corn on the cobs.
Puddy 4 is Ralphy. He's about 3 and is probably the only cat in the world who enjoys taking showers. He's extremely soft and fuzzy and has a really wussy meow that is barely audible. He hides under the bed a lot, but when he comes out he loves affection. He also likes to spend time in high places.
Puddy 5 is Feeby, the only female of the bunch. She's about 2 and has taken the trophy from Midas as the stupidest cat of the bunch. She enjoys crapping in the hallway, peeing in the bathtub, and running back and forth through the house for no apparent reason. It's not her fault though, because she's inbred.