My 2 favorite hobbies are the cheapest ones, surgery and autopsy. Practice makes perfect. I'll eventually get the knack of holding a scalpel.
I find it disappointing that the autopsies seldom reveal why they were necessary in the first place. I need to get a new online Autopsy Specialist Certificate, maybe this time I'll even take one of the courses.
My next favorite hobby can be very expensive. I like collecting local currency, just to stay current. Sometimes I have to sell some of my collection and trade the proceeds to get cat food and surgical instruments.
I also like to collect and store Magnetic Energy. Sometimes I have enough Magnetic Energy saved up, that I can afford to take pieces off which quickly form into delicious, nutritious rainbows, my favorite food.
I'd like to meet:
1- I would like to meet Satan again. This time I won't ask so much for my immortal soul. $10 is pretty steep for such a tattered and worn soul. By now, I'm renting it cheap, by the hour. Would you believe I still have no offers from the alleged Grand Master of the Soul Purchasing Department?
2- I would like to meet any other BOOGIE MAN.
3- I would like to meet People who will always judge me by the content of someone else's character because I LIKE snack food. I prefer the ones with no sense of humour, it makes them crunchier.
4- I would like to meet more People who are TOTALLY SELF ABSORBED air-heads - More snack food. The drunk ones make me giggle when I burp.
5-I would like to meet Intelligent people who get the Joke of Life.
6- I would like to meet Allah or HER Sacred Mystery Messenger.
7- I would like to meet HUMANS who meet at least some of the previous conditions.
The following video explains why I'm still getting no offers in my relentless attempts to SELL MY IMMORTAL SOUL:
I'm in worse trouble than I thought. NOW who will ever buy my immortal soul? After this event the price is dropping fast. I must immediately file an "Application For Resurrection" to appropriate the Government department and count on their renowned generosity and compassion. It's my only hope of getting at least one bidder. The devaluation trajectory now shows that soon I'll have to PAY someone to take it off my shoulders. Does anyone know of other soul brokers?
Ever Feel Like Giving Up? This amazing 2 legged dog doesn't. Do you have as much determination as a dog?
Music:
It used to be either meaningful or OFF. But since the last time I died it doesn't seem to matter as much any more. But then again, there's the song It's Not Easy Being GREEN by Kermit The Frog. Green People unite. Green is beautiful.
Captain Beefheart - Super Tramp - Jethro Tull and of course OZZIE ..
See The Incomparable BOOGIE MAN Captain Beef Heart
Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress
Movies:
Zardoz was a life-altering movie for me. No wait, my life was already altered before that. Since then I'm still trying to sneak into a movie theater again someday. It's not as easy as it used to be.
Do you Like Action Movies? .. and comedy you say - Watch the Matrix Karate Cow
Keep Turning The Other Cheeks - We Must All Learn To BE TOLERANT as demonstrated below.
Television:
Science and nature shows, as long as I'm not the one getting eaten or dissected.
The Prisoner series. Why did you quit? I am not a Number, I am a FREE CAT.
See OZZIE Speak For ALLEY CAT To America. How could any one sum up all of my feelings? Ozzie sings DREAMER
Books:
I tried books once when I was still a house kitten. I got hooked right away. Since then I made the mistake of getting a life. Now I have less time for such self indulgence, there's too many trash cans to go through every day. Yi Ching, The Book Of Lies, Liber Legis, The Sufis, The Dawn of Magic, and other similar classic romance novels.
WAR PIGS
Heroes:
BRAVE PEOPLE like Cap'n Crunch and the Lucky Charms Leprechaun. After all who has ever done more to benefit humanity.
oh yeah right, possibly Martin Luther King Jr, Ghandi and all the other martyrs through the ages. You know who you are. What a wonderful world.
The following video is the statement of a Brave Man:
Check out the video at the following address to see the work of brave people:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3395321338401208062
Here are the statements of a group of brave people:
Below is A Brave Man presenting Toady's News, but witout the spin.
Below is another Brave Man presenting The GEORGIA GUIDE STONES again.
Crimson In Clover - From 1969 Would You Believe? Still a Great Song
Nibiru
