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1/2 AST

Las Vegas's #1 Party Band!

About Me

Why 1/2 AST?We live in a time where people work their asses off and end up in the poor house, answer twenty trivia questions and win a million dollars, and go to work and get blown up by passenger planes. This is a crazy, crazy world. We have athletes that put in one hundred and ten percent and still lose and an underdog team can comeback at any time to beat the best. Does this mean that everyone should give up hope completely? Should everyone sit down, shed a tear and pray that they somehow get chosen for greatness? Why are these dreams of greatness so important to people? These are very perplexing ideas that everyone of us has to deal with in our own way. 1/2 AST has a theory: ************************************************************ *************** Living in Las Vegas you see people that like to gamble. Some say that it is pure luck to win, yet there are professional gamblers who make money on this luck. Is this a career that anyone could get into? I think not. We all need to take a chance sooner or later to see what is going to happen. This is what happened to our happy protagonists in our little scenario. "Let us form a band that has the mentality of a football team, the stamina of a boxer, the grace of an ice dancer, and the charisma of a Dutch prostitute." The band was born. ************************************************************ *************** After years of being in bands and seeing dreams carelessly getting crushed, we saw the chance to try something different. The concept: not to try, minimal effort whenever possible. 110%? You'll be lucky to get a solid twenty five. The secret is to find the people who will believe in this outrageous philosophy and take this foolish approach seriously. This is a mindblowing concept that favors us. No one will get hurt. We have made a pact within the band that as soon as someone starts taking this crap too seriously, the rest of us are throwing in the towel. This will be an interesting experiment. ************************************************************ *************** We are not after fame or fortune. This is not our goal. We want to make a difference to people, make them use their own minds so they can choose to make a better world. We have elements in our live performances and recordings to make people feel good, feel ashamed, and give possible opportunities to take a chance on life to see what is really out there for them.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/4/2004
Band Website: delcarmen.net
Band Members: Paolo Del Carmen; John Gassaway; Brent Moon; Joe Mama; Jonny O
Influences: Spiderman
Sounds Like: A circus in a thunderstorm.

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Record Label: Shitty Industries
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Drink Beer & Butt Fuck

Drink Beer & Butt FuckFuck! Fuck youIn the buttFuck youThere are places where I want to be Drink beer and butt fuck Drink beer and butt fuckYour pussy, mouth, and ass make three Drink beer and butt f...
Posted by 1/2 AST on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:37:00 PST

Whats Your Frequency?

What's Your Frequency?Rhythmic contraction - At a period of 0.8 secondsPer cycle is equal to - A frequency rate of one and a quarterHertz ----- orgasm - In a minuteOf 0.4 seconds per cycle or - Two an...
Posted by 1/2 AST on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:35:00 PST

Antifreeze Steak

Antifreeze SteakMarinate the steakIt'll taste greatThat K9's in for a meal, meal, meal of hateDepression, coma, seizures, vomiting, severe painPrognosis is almost always fatalDepression, coma, seizure...
Posted by 1/2 AST on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:34:00 PST

The Animal

The AnimalThis song's about an animalIt's called the animalHe's an animalHe's a fucking animalLa, la, la....
Posted by 1/2 AST on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:32:00 PST

Buffalo Bill

Buffalo BillWould you fuck me? I'd fuck me!Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me!Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me!Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me!It places the lotion in the basketAre you about a size 14It ...
Posted by 1/2 AST on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:33:00 PST

596-LISA

596-LISALisaGoing out on a Friday nightCome on, baby, you know it's all rightGot your number right off the wallGonna fuck you in a bathroom stallCall you up on a Saturday night Come on, baby, you know...
Posted by 1/2 AST on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:31:00 PST

Breakin Up

Breakin' UpLet me outGimme roomTo breathe right nowGet out of my faceBack off nowLet me out of this placeToo closeGet awayFrom me right nowGet out of my faceI gotta goBy my own paceLet me liveLet me g...
Posted by 1/2 AST on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:32:00 PST

Human Cannonball

Human CannonballAt the big top, in the center ringThe cannonball is the only thingWorth watching, he ain't no wimpFuck the lions and the trainer with the whipTrapeze faggoes flipping and flyingJackass...
Posted by 1/2 AST on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:31:00 PST

Joe Has Gas

Joe Has GasEveryday, it's the same old thingEating crap that makes me stinkFoul insides trying to escapeSee my asshole, watch it gapeTurds are baring, faster than assI crapped my pants Joe has gasSitt...
Posted by 1/2 AST on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:30:00 PST

Sac O Meat

Sac O' MeatThrough the windowNow through the doorCome on, babyI want some moreGive that sac o' meatSac o' meatmeat, meat, meat, meat
Posted by 1/2 AST on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:27:00 PST