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We label it as: Rage Against The Clashing Peppers

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"WE ARE THE WORLDS GREATEST SHITTY LITTLE BAND". We will, we will rock you! We dare any and all to bring more Pure, Raw, Energy to the stage then our little diversified band of free radicals. If you do we will forever praise your name! We live solely to entertain the world and hopefully encourage you to do the things you truely want to do, Like us! We take the stage with authority and emerse you with a diverse set of Punkrocknfunkreggaerelish shit. While our band rocks you into submission our Front Man will free your mind and soul with an unholy intensity! We love all music and all who use it in all ways throughout life. Originally we started as a Punk Rock band(which we still are philisophicaly)We've grown to include the almighty Funk in the mix cuz we boogie like that and the groove rules our soul.We bring reggae to the vibe for 3 main reasons, 1, any real punk band knows the true roots of punk rock 2,we all grew up going to rasta shows and finally, we are stoners. We plan on being world famous so you should think about becoming a hard core fan now, that way you can tell all the grom's you knew us when we were nothing.One other thing, as you listen make sure you hear.
Check out this video: Third World War
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PS -----We got a BUS and we're not afraid to use it, SOOOOO...Hit us up about shows--------
For those who remember us as Emilio & The FunkyJahPunkys we have left the old school story bio for your reading pleasure:
Once a young guatamalan farmworker, Emilio traveled to the southwestern United States in search of the "American Dream" - Money, Power, and Illegal Prostitution. Driven by the last words of his dying father, "Uno Mas Cervesa Por Favor", he traveled through central america to the border of Mexico and California. He there met Cheech Marin who coyoted him across the border in an old pickle delivery box van. After slaving away in the indoor swap meets of So.Cal he managed to save enough money to purchase the beer his father requested. While trying to pimp the beer outside of a Seven Eleven, he was abducted by a band of punk rock aliens in a 1967 Camaro/spaceship conversion saucer with a ragtop and spinning 23's(yeah we know they don't exist but, if your willing to except cheech marin and punk rock aliens what the fuck.). Extensive testing by the aliens changed Emilio's DNA leaving him as 4 white men with 12 inch penis's and a four pound blue chihuahua (by the time you ladies find out if that is true or not we will have already got what we wanted) The alien's having no manners and a first edition Thomas Guide returned them to earth about 1000+ miles to the north of the Seven Eleven. Now in the Tide Flats of Tacoma WA. they had no choice but to make a living by doing the only thing there new minds had ever seen, PUNK ROCK. Hence EMILIO & the FUNKYJAHPUNKY'S were born. Abracadabra HOLMES!
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Member Since: 8/6/2006
Band Website: ursession.com/funkyjahpunkys
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WE'RE NOT SEXY BUT, WE ARE.....
A GOD DAMN PHILISOPHICAL PUNK ROCK BAND WITH A SIDE ORDER OF FUNNY AND A TALL GLASS OF PURE RAW ENERGY!!

The Funkyjahpunky's came together for a good time and a way to express some positive opinions on just about everything(OK, OK, so we talk a little shit too but, only on those who deserve it). Take a look at our lyrics, we would love for all of you to get our points. We want to perform anywhere & everywhere, so let us know about bookings. Watch your bulletins for GIANT j's words of the day. Our bio was voted "FUNNIEST" on MYSPACE by Rolling Stone so don't forget to look. REAL-RAW-PUNK-ROCK or RAWK which rhymes with Hawk and since hawk is at the end of MO-hawk and punk rockers have mo-hawks then we must be real punk rock even tho no one in the band actually has a mo-hawk well, anyways... Remember Emilio says "The meaning of life is to live" & "It burns when I pee"

Above is the free FjP poster that is in the center of the Dec. issue of Vegas Rocks Magazine. so go and get you some free FjP!
Influences: The Clash, Bob Marley, Mago De Oz, Molotov, Frank Sinatra, KY Jelly, NOFX, Bad Religion, New Kids On The Block, The Ghetto Boys, The Deftones, Sublime, Bad Brains, The Vandals, The Misfits, The Cheddar Cheezle and Bagel Dogs, Loose Gravel and the Quarry Band, Tiffany, Grains of Time, Giant J, Sapo Loco, Wilson Philips, Stitch, The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Radiohead, Black Flag, Chevy Chase(pretending to be Paul Simon) The Original Blues Brothers, Rancid, The Bloodhound Gang, David Hasselhof, Eddie Murphy(we've got some boogie in our butt), Walker Texas Ranger, Johny "The Falcon" Burgis, Johhny Cash, Journey, Styx, Those 2 guys from Something About Mary, Tenacious D, Jerry Lee Lewis,The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Dead Kenedy's, Bob Dylan, Violence Unfolds, Lurid, Psycho 78, Filthy, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Los Flamos Tres (world famous international sync dance troup) Stinkfinger, Motorhead, TAD, Willie Nelson, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Floggin Molly, The Dropkick Murphys, Green Jello (fuck copyrights), Sly Stallone, Kenneth Gulley, The Cure, Bart Simpson, Underdog, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, John Tesh Live at RedRocks, The Carpenters, Greatful Dead, Titty Twisters, Severus, Storyville, and a fuckin shitload of other bands
Sounds Like: A Good Time & Funky Jah Punkys - The Funkie jam Punkies - Funky Drop monkeys - Jahpunkys - Funkey Monkeys and some other weird shit
Record Label: PcP ReKerdZ
Type of Label: Indie

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What Vegas Rocks Magazine says about The FjP

In the day, very early on, this little "anti-establishment" band sprouted in San Francisco soil, "known for its unique and eclectic style [and lifestyle], which fused elements of rock, folk, bluegrass...
Posted by FunkyJahPunkys on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:25:00 PST

We Grow IT. Its A Pot SOng

Hey Stoners, Pot Heads, Loadies and the like, We have made your favorite new song ITS A WEED ANTHEM!¨¨WE GROW IT¨¨ and we finally got it up on our site for all to hear. The Reggae'ish song WE GROW IT ...
Posted by FunkyJahPunkys on Sat, 12 May 2007 05:37:00 PST