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Mommy's Little Monster

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About Me

Tell any one of my former middle/high school teachers that I am now a teacher, and they will either roll over in their grave, or start laughing hysterically. I was born and raised in N.Fond du Lac/Fond du Lac, WI and was often bored with the small-town scene and irritated with daily gossip/rumors, so when the only job offer I got was in Las Vegas, I took a chance, and here I am in my third year teaching with the Clark County School District. It sucks and is rightly ranked 49th in the nation.I miss the Midwest, but not Fond du Lac, only a handful of people from there, and am getting used to life here. Before moving here, we owned and operated Virtual Reality Tattoo Studio. We had a successful run at being business owners, but were both ready for a change. Jay currently works at Bad Apple Tattoo Company in Las Vegas. Bad Apple is a great custom shop, he has already established clientele, and he doesn't miss "flash" art at all! We have an 9 year-old daughter, who also keeps us plenty busy and on our toes.

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

REALLY COOL PEOPLE. I'd also like to make new acquaintances with people that have the same or similar interests. I can take a good joke, appreciate a twisted sense of humor, and work extensively in sarcasm myself, but really don't care to deal with sexists, racists, political propagandists, OR MY STUDENTS! Overall, it would be cool to meet anyone that isn't a big fat boogermuncherfuckerhead!MY FUTURE HUSBAND:

Music:

Mostly 80's big hair bands...not really but I do enjoy making fun of them - LMFAO!

What Punk Band Are You?

The Clash Your the Clash.. you earned the title the only band that matters.. many people think of you as the best and the first punk band out there

Music Quizzes



Free Music Graphics & Comments

Free Music Graphics & Comments

Free Music Graphics & Comments

Free Music Graphics & Comments

Free Music Graphics & Comments

Free Music Graphics & Comments

Free Music Graphics & Comments

Movies:

Gummo, Kids, Bullies, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, 4 rooms, Kill Bill's, Natural Born Killers, BORAT, A Fish Called Wanda, Europa Europa, Crooklyn, Rounders, 12 Monkeys, Fight Club, Return to Paradise, Scarface, A Bronx Tale, Carlitos Way, The Godfather movies, A Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, The River's Edge, The Outsiders, Children of the Corn, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devils Rejects, Strangeland, The Salton Sea, Boondock Saints, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, True Romance, The Crow, Gangs of New York, Walk the Line, Napoleon Dynamite, Grease, Young Guns, Rocky movies, National Lampoons Vacation/Christmas Vacation, A Christmas Story,The Goonies,The Sandlot, King Pin, Waterboy, Caddyshack, Hollywood Knights, almost any mobster or war flick, and many more.

Television:

Kenny vs. Spenny, SNL, That 70's Show, Gangland, House, The Office, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Leno Clips of Ross the Intern W/ Jesse James

Books:

Gulliver’s Travels Book IV (I laughed out loud while reading this). Anything written by: Jonathon Swift, Vladimir Nabokov, Edgar Allan Poe, Herbert G. Wells, Jules Verne, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Dean Koontz, John Grisham, Robert Ludlum. As an 8th grade English teacher, I have also spent many hours keeping up on adolescent literature, which there are way too many excellent authors to name. So...all you little bastards, get off my Myspace and go read a good book!

Heroes:

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My Blog

I wanna be the female Luke Stewert...

http://www.fscclub.com/vidy/extreme-e.shtml Dear Sir or Madam, I am looking for volunteers/endorsements/ handouts (or whatever you will). Martial Arts Instructors, personal trainers, kick-ass tattoo a...
Posted by Mommy's Little Monster on Sun, 18 May 2008 04:07:00 PST

Playlist Lyrics

DROPKICK MURPHYS LYRICS "Upstarts And Broken Hearts" I once met a young girl filled with fire,That saw through my front to this shell of a manShe knew I'd be a handful from the start,This strong wille...
Posted by Mommy's Little Monster on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:04:00 PST

LOVE POEMS...

Mystery   If I could explain my thoughts and images of the bizarre, perverse unknown- Would I need you?   Creativity - something stirring, or still asleep? Confused, regressed, internalized...
Posted by Mommy's Little Monster on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:38:00 PST

Do as I say, not as I did...

Damn I'm a hypocrite.  I want my daughter to grow up to be a well rounded, decent, and genuine person.  I get pissed off when I hear her talk about people or be an asshole to her friends. &n...
Posted by Mommy's Little Monster on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 03:21:00 PST