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Lamarvel Joe

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About Me



Your Birthdate: December 7
You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy.
And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you.
Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights.
You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice!
Your strength: Your self sufficiency
Your weakness: You despise authority
Your power color: Maroon
Your power symbol: Hammer
Your power month: July What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Me, myself and I
Birthday: 12-07-1978
Birthplace: Atlanta, GA
Current Location: St. Louis, MO
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: mostly caucasian, but my grandpa's mom was full-blooded Cherokee
The Shoes You Wore Today: one of my several pairs of New Balance shoes
Your Weakness: well endowed women
Your Fears: being w/out money
Your Perfect Pizza: thin crust, extra pepperoni, extra cheese, black olives and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: actually save some money
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: okie dokie
Thoughts First Waking Up: I don't want to go to work
Your Best Physical Feature: my smile and my butt
Your Bedtime: is fantastic
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee, bitch!!!
Do you Smoke: oh yeah
Do you Swear: bet
Do you Sing: I try my best
Do you Shower Daily: I sometimes skip a day or two, but usually...yeah
Have you Been in Love: nah
Do you want to go to College: nah
Do you want to get Married: I would have to meet a girl first that I could marry
Do you belive in yourself: you could say that
Do you get Motion Sickness: YES!!!
Do you think you are Attractive: at times ;)
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: my dad passed away recently...but he was a good friend of mine and I'm really close to my mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: a few
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yesterday
In the past month have you Smoked: did a bong about a minute ago
In the past month have you been on Drugs: just one, or several at a time?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I haven't gone on a date in like 3 and a half years. Is it because I'm currently listening to Frankie Goes To Hollywood?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I piss on people that frequent the mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: fuck no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nah
In the past month have you been Dumped: I haven't gone out on a date in like 3 and a half years
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: umm...no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not that I can remember
Ever been Drunk: for the past 2 weeks
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: when I was a teenager
How do you want to Die: quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: independently wealthy
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: whatever's dark
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: any
Weight: I like girls that are a little thick
Best Clothing Style: whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: for me... a bunch, for her...hopefully the same or more
Number of CDs I own: 700 something
Number of Piercings: for me...I have 4, for her...a couple or lots, as long as they're not infected. been there, done that.
Number of Tattoos: for me...I have 4, for her...a copuple or lots
Number of things in my Past I Regret: for her...nothing, for me...everything
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Isn't it nice how quickly my profile loads? Well, I'm a musician who likes to thumb wrestle little old ladies. My Wet Chocolate web site is down temporarily. I apologize for that, still working on it, and working on new music as well. Of course I appreciate the support from everyone; big hugs and kisses to all of you. ;;) It will be back up soon w/ new tunes, pics, and will be at a different addy. New links will be posted soon for the site. The Wet Chocolate music page on myspace will have to take it's place for a little while...NOT!!! Soon I will be adding animated pics to my myspace profile, or an obnoxious song that plays when you come here. Then it will take longer to load...YAY!!! Maybe a rockin' video of a band that I dig, and I do mean they will rock you hard, maybe even like a hurricane. Or huge pics of me as a pirate going through OxyContin withdrawal, while holding a bottle of rum and a dead parrot in diapers. I'm not totally picky about who I add to my friends list like a lot of people; granted it's usually people I have things in common with that I like as my friends. As long as you don't make fun of someone's gender, sexual preference, race, or drug habits...I'm down. Religious beliefs and jock guys that wear baseball caps and have barbed wire armband tattoos are cool to make fun of. If you want to talk, keep up w/ my crap, or ask me about my superawesometotallycoolerthanyours band, then please feel free to add me. I should exercise regularly like a lot of my friends here. Only I'm not a model showing you my ubersexxxy body, and I'm lazy. Here is my sexxxy pet below.

My Interests


Making atonal, electronic music, and then trying to put a beat to it or vice versa. I reside in St. Louis, MO and I'm going to take over every music scene here. Work for an uberfantastic online sports shoe/apparel/accessory retailer. This is the music for you to suck on... WET CHOCOLATE

I'd like to meet:

...my idol. He's long dead; so can't really meet him. Maybe I can chill w/ one of his relatives and we can talk about how he was a great performance artist.

Music:

The stuff I like can be naughty at times. Really get down to older stuff like Skinny Puppy, Ministry, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Pat Benatar, Heart, Finitribe, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, Beethoven, Spearhead, FSOL, Bagman, Laibach, Briskey, Sheep On Drugs, Psychic TV, Black Sabbath, Ice Cube, KMFDM/MDFMK, Vivaldi, Pig, Acid Horse, Gaye Bykers On Acid, PiL, Sly And Robbie, Depeche Mode, The Trammps, Negativland, Sore Throat, Victoria Beckham, Rasputina, Howie B, Sparks, The Knife, Soft Cell, Godzilla Volume, Throbbing Gristle, Devo, ohGr, Digital Underground, Lard, PTP, Icon of Coil, Dead Kennedys, Recoil, Dead Or Alive, Blowfly, Kraftwerk, Billy Mackenzie, Metallica, Gary Clail, Diana Ross, Henrietta Collins And The Wifebeating Childhaters, UNIDAD DE TRANSMISION, Melanie Chisholm, Willie Nelson, Butthole Surfers, Download, The Evolution Control Committee, Prince, BRUCE HAACK, RITUAL SACRIFICE, Joseph Pujol - Le Petomane, Hein O))), Jem and the Holograms, The Breeders, x-perience, Orpheos, E'Casanova, Don Johnson, yelworC, Geri Halliwell, Barbie Wilde, NanoPortation, The Jets, John 5, Helen Terry, the Last Hard Men, The Spice Girls, THE MISFITS, Sheena Easton, Pet Shop Boys, Everplastic, Dj Jazzy Jeff, the creatures, Tyske Ludder, Whale, Cylob, rosanne erskine, Julia Kent, the the, Peter Murphy's Carver Combo, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, RIGHT SAID FRED, The Amps, Haujobb, nearLY, Carlos Shaw, MALEA, Guns N' Roses, Midi, Maxi & Efti, Ozomatli, Die Warzau, Martina Topley-Bird, Cassandra O'Neal, Fear, Dox' Family, DENNY BLAZE, Sinema 6, Foreskin 500, Scanner, KLINEFELTER, Der Blutharsch, Johnny Cash, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Village People, aDUCK, CHARLEY HORSE, William Shatner, Phil Western, Nicole Blackman, Zeitgeist, ELpH, KAT DYSON, Emma Bunton, Colon On The Cob, Laurie Anderson, Slayer, Lab Report, Chris Gaines, Wesley Willis, On-U Sound System, Bobby Darin, WOVEN, Doo Rag, Big Black, RAZED IN BLACK, Finiflex Productions, Meat Beat Manifesto, Oxygiene 23, Grandmaster Flash And The Furious Five, Boston, Melanie Brown, Collide, Rapeman, THE-WURST, Abby Travis, The White Stripes, Syd Barrett, Dr. Dre, Dave Gahan, The Amps, Amanda Lepore, N.W.A., Punish Yourself, Skylab, CARNE PARA CERDOS, Dimitri From Paris, Paula Abdul, The Newlydeads, Aretha Franklin, ELECTROSTATIC, Dessau, BackDoor Kitty, IN STRICT CONFIDENCE, Nashville Pussy, Public Enemy, Nine Inch Richards, Abba, Wasteful Consumption Patterns, andy dick, Lorraine Bowen Experience, INURE, Drain, michael palmieri, Rockbitch, Chris Gaines, Impotent Sea Snakes, PRETTY POLLY, Lunascape, Melanie Brown, Gidget Gein, Front 242, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Rhonda Smith, Emergency Broadcast Network, Hanzel und Gretyl, x-eleven, BABYLAND, and Judas Priest to name a few.
Some newer goop I'm always licking my armpit to is... WET CHOCOLATE , RETARD-O-BOT, Otto Von Schirach, sump pumps, PLEISTOSCENE, A-ux, sergeant sawtooth, Killola, The Happy Little Pink Thingy, Tub Ring, Ert, MC Chris, Deltron 3030, Styx, itchy-O, Dirty Mary, XEO3, I:SCINTILLA, Triumph The Insult Comic Dog (his newer CD that is), ALEX NIEDT, The Seventh Throne, Cyrusrex, HELLFIRA, Jessie Evil, Slant, CROSSBREED, Resident Phase Shifter, Xeno Groove, helltrash, Polyp, extortion labs, Beast What Squeaks, Josh Blackburn, RIKETS, thefireandreason, Shannon Curfman, Fuvkin, Blakkout, Zenîma, ENSI GENXYDE, Kendra Jade, TWEETI, Marcia, Chloe Lattanzi, The Christpunchers, Screaming Mechanical Brain, The Dallas Guild, JILT, STIFFFF KITTIES, Splendor, Free Agent, BOMBSCARE, IfIHadAHiFi, Mother Mae I, Kapital, Lil-Kenny & The Shebangs, Endif, BUCK FIVE-0, Komputer, JIMMY CYPHER, LowFrequency, zuzz, Venice Underground, Melissa Suzanne, c0ndu1t, ELECTRIQUE, SCHULZ, The Automatic Music Explosion, LUNG, Zyon Asta, Saint Lips, KILL-X, Milke, Souls Of Audio, Sad Music for Happy Humans, Elyzium, Mayte Garcia, THE POP CULTURE SUICIDES, scooby, dyko, Zeitgeist, Charlotte Gray, Downtown Brown, A Better Blue, Mono Mono, MAGIC ZORILLO, Emilie Autumn, Tippy, ELECTRIQUE, Mortiis, Agitprop 666, Kelly Osbourne, Georgio 'the Dove' Valentino & the Grazers, Bloozhound, milkywaysmith, goretek, Gods and Monsters, Nine Pound Hammer, Estragon, all we ever wanted was everything, raymond porter, Joint Clarity, OOZE, kuxaan-sum, Bats, socialburn, SD6, NO FORGIVENESS³, Avoidance of Doubt, BEGGARS BALL, FlexXBronco, Seabound, ROTTEN.COM, Anarchy77, SubroX, David Migden and The Dirty Words, emancipator, KEL SPENCER, Temple City, LOURDS, idyllists, warren steele stylee w/ the strung-out orchestra, TAWk, standpointe, Bremenn, Project Blue Book, Spreading The Seed, This Dying Need, CHANTELLE PAIGE, The Unknownn, Brooke Hogan, Die! Die! Die!, THE BLACKWATER FEVER, Filament, Slick Idiot, LOVEFORM, spithatbeat, ANIGAV, XAMALOW FRENETIK, BONDAGE, the kelley deal 6000, The Heavenly Tenants, Biomechanic, TV Party, MAGIC ZORILLO, Big Fat Everything, Dogma Probe, ARJUN, gemini ryan, Twenty-Nine Needles, BONE, The Art of Poverty, Man and Machines, Private Radio, D, Royal Colour Automatic, The High 5's, make.a.virus, Rotersand, Clazziquai Project, TRIP DEZE, Jim Panzee and Friends, Bound By Blasphemy, Trash Wednesday, Caustic, Himei Koukotsu, The (Benjamin Slabaugh) Band, Lansing-Dreiden, wormachine, Khaos kahracter, BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA, Pacific Coast, C/A/T, Benny sings, substance, BRAINSPONGE, CompulsorySkin, Scott La Rock, somebizzarelabel, Spleen Vs Ideal, Controlfreak, Tao, High Score Hustler, JigGsaw, Starbase 109, Typea, CONTORTION, The Milkymans, The Burning Issue, mind.in.a.box, Porsches on the Autobahn, Hellbound Heart, Sam Heat, Revolution 9, Divider, Gate Seven, Choose, BLACK RECTANGLE, CockFight, KAILA, 80prooffamilia, splicer, Halcyon Way, Fin de Siecle, ZE AUTO PARTS, Obsydia, MARCUS, Extension Chords, Lou Dawson, Abie Toiber, QUISE BABY, MASQUE, Hirnparasit, Em-J Taylor, mikowai, Aporüe, Downbeat, Invalid Syntax Error, Invalid Parameters, KRYSTAL BLUE, Fort Pastor, Crunc Tesla, MDC, KONTOUR, luvtawk, Rufus Fontain, PRODUKT, Trans-X, chukimai, Cremonea, Tiny Fists of Fury, Eternal Descent, Syrup, Discrete Encounter, Leah Chandra, Fluorescent Grey, NCP (no commercial potential), Mandy Barry, Scarlet Soho, Forgotten Tragedy, JoCaine, Last Picture Show, RIOTHEAD, LoveHater, sixteen sinners, Sophe Lux, MARK LANE, Cricket Engine, Krampfhaft, Decoding Jesus, ROMANCE, michael nervOus, Satyran, HENRY STRANGE, Sediment, The synthetic dream foundation, cheezface, Scott La Rock, Brent Simon, casy and brian, Shekter, THE MARCH VIOLETS, Nobody and the Something or Others, Goon Moon, ZZZZZZ, Lost In Los Angeles, so, Mankind Is Obsolete, XO, MANIFESTO, Em-J Taylor, Sisters Free From Bondage, Ottoman Empire, The Scoundrels, Joy, Former Human Beings, The Hate Ministers, The Burning Issue, American Speedway, Science, TERRAVITA, Awesome Car Funmaker, Family Force 5, jon henry, kuxaan-sum, The Unknownn, Chasing The Fall, Doug Kirkman, Gorgeous Frankenstein, Adama, The M-F-R's, CARNY, Bald Guy Black Suit, SATIN HOOKS, Justin D, In the Shootout, Drown Transmission, Boy In Sleep, Ashborne, ELECTRA-KILL, Octavcat, In The Future There Will Be Robots, TAWKing, Living Dead, PYP, djmenson, Rene Gruss, the teveres delta, Richard and the Funholes, Rider, The Secret Magic of Cumin, Ostin Torre, Bai Kamara Jr., A Thousand Nations, HIGH-SCHOOL MOTHERFUCKERS, Maggie Horn, concert nr.1, the jfk ultranaughty, mejetairliner, T2, Xes 1, Shock Session, CSR, Fredrick and The Golden Dawn, INSEX, BlueScream, Ricochet, PowerSolo, Mandy Lion, SINthetik, Fashion Bomb, Anders Manga, Deep Metal Mechanic, Messiah, Kwyjibo, Sonic Stylus, The Burning Issue, VICTORIA POPTRASHBABY, alphabet city, GEIN, Elve, The Spiritual Bat, SLUGWRENCH, Death and Taxes, Y-LUK-O, Nau-Zee-auN, hERETICS iN tHE lAB, In-Grid, MARTYR PLOT, Mr.7, massdriver, Gunther, Realillpoets, Anything After, Eisbrecher, L star, Despair, Greg Hudson, Eminem, D-RAILED, STR8JACKET, I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness, Miss Georgia Peach and the Pitts, DEADSY, Becoming the Archetype, Dark Empyre, self absorbed agm, CiRcUs oF DEaD SQUiRrELs, Katamine, Seven Day Solution, Eyes and Teeth, Drive like Maria, Dusk Moth Music, ! RIOTHEAD !, Analog Missionary, ma barker band, SINSHRIFT, Scott Melker, Chris Blanden, Widdle Monsters, Bobby, the tomorrow project, James D. Stark, The Tenth Stage, The Missing Ringfinger, the band of brotherz, MBX, Acid Cat Stereo Death, Beat Assassins, Claire Voyant, Philippians, Ehron VonAllen, 8mm, Insted, the Killmoles, State of Mind, G.O.A.T (GREATEST OF ALL TIME), Polar Bear Collective, The Men Who Control the Weather, TINJEN, High Score Hustler, The Republic, oliver moldan & prawler, ST. GRIAL, von monster, Salme Dahlstrom, The Velvet Razor, Terminal 7, DJ 486, signal, eXise, DEATH LOVES, Caravan West, Lazy Boy Recordz, Rockin' Foot Clutch, The Bloodblisters, Myth Of EST, Autumn Dervish, RIVETHEAD, The Strand, Blind Faith and Envy, Ryan Smith & The Agency, compuwhore, buz, ColoringBook, The Uprise, Dearestazazel, Deviant, things outside the skin, ryan-weddle, Longstreet, BOTMELT, Rob G Score, ch00kii, Born Against Christians, The Ludovico Technique, Tunes'n'shit, David Morose, Shock Session, Nool, 13 Stories, Jessica Vale, SCANDELLE, Squeaky Blonde, Mad haPPy, CRL studios, Peaches, Charlotte Gray, Droom, TRIBAL MACHINE, Wassabi Collective, SPORTS, Nikole Marie, mister FUCKHEAD, D.A.R.Y.L., The Army Of The Cenobites, W E N D I G O, Silver Needle, Jake Lloyd, Earth Goat, Sariya, dalek, Red Axes, Puppet Truth, Combichrist, Benign, Culprit One, Nool, RmLova, Hurra Torpedo, chicken skin duffle bag, The Fragile Path, Evestus, Naomi & The Courteous Rudeboys, DJ Laserdisc, Octavcat, JoeSMART, No Sleep, CINDERGARDEN, Revel, PROTMAN, Larissa, Gaynor O'Flynn, Stefano Greppi, Peter Pan Speedrock, Sweetbriar, Turbotito, The Burning Issue, Skilsaw Dilemma, Jeremy Gratton, NOCTURNE, neurosalt, Folded Sand, Chantal Chamandy, mellowdrone, Burn Out Boy, SLUNT, Rolanoid, The Nephi You., JONTE', Lamur, XZanthia, shady meadow medical center, little white rabbits still bleed red, vagirony, Funebrae, lapdancer, hirsute pursuit, Bizune, Wrong Side Of The Tracks, The American Plague, Oggie, aabcehmu, ESTHERO, Bitchslicer, Deus Invictus, Samarah, XTATIKA, Droom, The Unknownn, junius, Oscillator, omeggga_blue, stormdrain, Linnus, Street Team, Lizette &, The Ghost Town, the band of brotherz, The Medication Age, Hearts of Black Science, Ror-Shak, J-SAN & THE ANALOGUE SONS, eric laurence, scarling., Krylls, Broadzilla, TERRAVITA, Stephen Calvert Band, Protman & Dangergirl, 1897, The Radium Screen, sighborgggggggggg, Wasteful Consumption Patterns, Valyum, Simplicia, The 4th Sign of the Apocalypse, Poofter's Froth Wyoming / King Marvellous, DOUBLE DEUCE, Hi Rollerz Studios, ZIM ZUM, Toddy, The Burning Issue, NoizePolice, STEREOSKOP, Non-Bucket, Faust 13, POLYSICS, system 12, Rasan, the.shell.pro, Simplicia, frogsmusic, 7000 Dying Rats, Aier Sauft, CLONE, PSI: Poetic Sages Illuminated, MATIAS KRITZ, Gizmo, the dialectics, ariham, Louisa Light, William Hung, Gravitone, Second Sun, Dirty Pillows, soul dementia, Brak, Project 12:01, Zorak, Bellini, LIFELIKE, Crayon Vomit, WET CHOCOLATE and of course Please, Thank You.

Movies:

These are movies I like...The Compleat AL, Real Genius, The Warriors, Midnight Express, Billy Jack, The Trial Of Billy Jack, Big Boob Bangeroo: 28, Tetsuo, Cat On A Hot Tin Roof, The Transformers: The Movie, Weird Science, La Femme Nikita, and a bunch of other films and shit I don't feel like listing. Also like any film with Christopher Walken.

Television:

Watch a lot of PBS, Cartoon Network, Lifetime, and Oxygen programs on TV. Adult Swim has the best shows in the world!!! I'm also a huge Law & Order fan.

Books:

"Blade Runner", "Making Paper Costumes", and "The New Comprehensive American Rhyming Dictionary".

Heroes:

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My Blog

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What I am...

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This time I'm Err. LOL You Are Err The Ultimate Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quiz brought to you by Quizilla...
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Works for me!!! You're the TRADITIONAL PIRATE. Stealing gold,backstabbing other pirates, being suspicious ofeveryone you meet, running from the law...you're the real thing. People don't like tomess...
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